Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's like listening to Victor Hugo, sniff! That guy designed suits for the Nazis. I wouldn't trust him or his ilk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off! I'm there now!* *In the 5 star Disney hotel of course. I'm not a fucking pikey I'll have you know. Are you on a fucking world tour or something? Will Anneka Rice be attempting to find you in a European treasure hunt style pursuit, using stripped bare church rooves as clues to your whereabouts? I hope you don't have too many elderly patients on your books at work, they'll all be dead and you out of a job by the time you're back from holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you on a fucking world tour or something? Will Anneka Rice be attempting to find you in a European treasure hunt style pursuit, using stripped bare church rooves as clues to your whereabouts? I hope you don't have too many elderly patients on your books at work, they'll all be dead and you out of a job by the time you're back from holiday. It's good to be a medic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That guy designed suits for the Nazis. I wouldn't trust him or his ilk. Why? Say what you want about the Nazis, but they were the most stylish master race to ever exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Why? Say what you want about the Nazis, but they were the most stylish master race to ever exist. I could never get on with the homo shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I could never get on with the homo shorts Hitler was the only one who could truly rock those bad boys: Behold the sound of all the female punters peeling themselves from their seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: Much like Gloucester. Alas uncle ape, I was forced to visit said shanty town yesterday. It was a solo mission so I didn't hang about so I could get straight back to the garden. Usual collection of Eastern block gobbledygook, native sports direct attired chavs and scrotes with pitbulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It is the most overrated, gimmicky and self-righteous dump going. There is the image of it that we all uphold for some stupid reason; a bohemian hotbed of surreal creativity and artistic freedom. Cunts like Hemmingway and Byron roam the streets, half-cut on cheaply hallucinogenic absinthe. Poets, painters and photographers, squirreled away in tiny apartments spending their last pennies on cheap wine and a block of hard cheese, chasing their muses into the endless, dank Parisian night. Fucking bollocks. It is a dump of 3rd world immigration, beggars, pick-pockets, scammers and rude cunts. There aren't any hidden gems left, or bits 'off the beaten track'. You either get the popular tourist bits or concrete ghetto. No middle ground. The Louvre is inhumanly big, and grossly busy. It is art gallery as shopping center. Honestly, by the time the Chinese appear in their flat-faced droves you know that there is nothing of value left to your tourist assets to the genuinely intellectually curious. You are instead left with a paint-by-numbers stab at what your shit should be like. As such, the people of Paris play up their antagonistically rude stereotype, and the Moulin Rouge probably do a good burger and chips. It is all bollocks. This sounds like Newport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 22 hours ago, Neil said: The French one must be full of cunts but I'd wager the USA one is full of even bigger cunts.Hell on earth Fuck off Thanks for the compliment Neil, it's cheered me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This sounds like Newport. Spot do you need to fill a quota to be a mod? This is not fair on anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Spot do you need to fill a quota to be a mod? This is not fair on anyone. You tell me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Thanks for the compliment Neil, it's cheered me up Tomorrow I'll be in Orange for a couple of days before heading back to Calais. This is a wonderful opportunity for us to finally meet. I've got Ming in the boot if you fancy some Alabama Hot Pocket. You need me, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You tell me. I'd like you to make an effort.. that's all. Ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alas uncle ape, I was forced to visit said shanty town yesterday. It was a solo mission so I didn't hang about so I could get straight back to the garden. Usual collection of Eastern block gobbledygook, native sports direct attired chavs and scrotes with pitbulls. Strangely enough, I was in the area last Tues/Wed. Gloucester has always been the blot of Gloucestershire. That said, I stayed at a luxury country hotel at Shurdington - which was preferable to the plethora of "boutique" establishments one finds at Cheltenham or even the overrated Queen's Hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Strangely enough, I was in the area last Tues/Wed. Gloucester has always been the blot of Gloucestershire. That said, I stayed at a luxury country hotel at Shurdington - which was preferable to the plethora of "boutique" establishments one finds at Cheltenham or even the overrated Queen's Hotel. Cheltenham Chase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Cheltenham Chase? The Greenway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever someone mentions camera happy, oriental tourists, I can't help thinking of the two Japanese men from the subway platform scene in Crocodile Dundee....."you know who that was!?.... Crint Eastwood!" Juvenile I know - but whenever I see some twat driving around in a car with darkened passenger windows I can never resist mumbling to myself "Toodlooooh muthafukkaaaaaaaa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Tomorrow I'll be in Orange for a couple of days before heading back to Calais. This is a wonderful opportunity for us to finally meet. I've got Ming in the boot if you fancy some Alabama Hot Pocket. You need me, Withers. Fuck me, I had to look that one up. Classy and understated you are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Thanks for the compliment Neil, it's cheered me up Bon Ami,Ne le prenez pas personnellement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Fuck me, I had to look that one up. Me too. There really are some sick cunts out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 18 minutes ago, Snatch said: Me too. There really are some sick cunts out there. I consider you more of an Alabama Tuna Melt man, Snatch. Christ, try everything at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 20 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Post Removed I can only imagine he looks as thick as he sounds. Picture the sap's demented cum face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: I consider you more of an Alabama Tuna Melt man, Snatch. Christ, try everything at least once. Be fair, he tried to be amusing once, and failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Frank said: You need me, Withers. I think not. I have had enough cancer in my life, and have no desire to be associated with your rotting carcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Frank said: I consider you more of an Alabama Tuna Melt man, Snatch. Christ, try everything at least once. 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Be fair, he tried to be amusing once, and failed. And so the corners main idiots spout shite once again. As for the red carpet expecting French cunt, what a prima Donna he is. Edited October 8, 2017 by Snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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