Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 He and his brother, both rubber lipped tuneless cunts. Often wondered if you pricked his lower lip with a pin whether he he burst like a shit filled balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Both cunts, him and you. Fuck off. End of nom ( with luck ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Both cunts, him and you. Fuck off. End of nom ( with luck ) I really don't like you .. if you were not so nasty to Ape I might think better of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Both cunts, him and you. Fuck off. End of nom ( with luck ) You forgot to include yourself, fuck face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Has this slap-headed cunt’s voice broken yet? In his acid-washed denim warbling days, he sounded like Calimero with his fucking jacobs in a vice. He should be humanely subdued with a post hammer. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: He and his brother, both rubber lipped tuneless cunts. Often wondered if you pricked his lower lip with a pin whether he he burst like a shit filled balloon. Blade 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Ape said: You forgot to include yourself, fuck face. I’m certainly not one to gloat, but do you remember the time withers was gloating about how he was going to vanquish you over a certain group pm, and a certain outstanding cunt hilariously and ingeniously included you in said pm thread. You hear me @Witheredscrote , I’m only bringing this up again as you have been so huffy since. Enough is enough! No need to live in the past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 What teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’m certainly not one to gloat, but do you remember the time withers was gloating about how he was going to vanquish you over a certain group pm, and a certain outstanding cunt hilariously and ingeniously included you in said pm thread. You hear me @Witheredscrote , I’m only bringing this up again as you have been so huffy since. Enough is enough! No need to live in the past! You daft cunt. Like Frank, I have no future on here, or anywhere. All I have is the past, so expect, and accept more acrimony from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: He and his brother, both rubber lipped tuneless cunts. Often wondered if you pricked his lower lip with a pin whether he he burst like a shit filled balloon. Mrs pecker still has a bros VHS. She reckons the only reason she married me is because I look(ed) like this chap, the poor deluded cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mrs pecker still has a bros VHS. She reckons the only reason she married me is because I look(ed) like this chap, the poor deluded cow. So it married you because you look like a bald shirter? Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Punkys laptop will look like it`s been covered in wallpaper paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 1/26/2018 at 8:28 PM, Lady Penelope said: He and his brother, both rubber lipped tuneless cunts. Often wondered if you pricked his lower lip with a pin whether he he burst like a shit filled balloon. Good God. What a strange-looking creature. It can't be anything other than Madame Tussauds. While the fame doesn't quite warrant such status, I'd put money on his wallet bribing the curators. That said, the job may have proven prohibitively expensive, considering the many hours of overtime and sheer volume of wax required to sculpture his arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good God. What a strange-looking creature. It can't be anything other than Madame Tussauds. While the fame doesn't quite warrant such status, I'd put money on his wallet bribing the curators. That said, the job may have proven prohibitively expensive, considering the many hours of overtime and sheer volume of wax required to sculpture his arsehole. In our school Lupo, we'd have called him Luke Gozz, as in spit or gob. Every time he walked past, we'd have competed with each other to make the most disgusting throat hawking noises. "Oi Gozzer, smmggrrrth, qaaaarrrchchch, phlubbth" etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Good God. What a strange-looking creature. It can't be anything other than Madame Tussauds. While the fame doesn't quite warrant such status, I'd put money on his wallet bribing the curators. That said, the job may have proven prohibitively expensive, considering the many hours of overtime and sheer volume of wax required to sculpture his arsehole. I can understand the attraction for women fans but there is something that is not quite right about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I can understand the attraction for women fans but there is something that is not quite right about him. What is that something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: What is that something? Probably the fact that he seems to have somehow suffered a stroke horizontally across his face instead of vertically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: So it married you because you look like a bald shirter? Idiot. That was her choice and who am I to argue. Is it still legal to marry sheep in wales? No chance of finding a wooly virgin in your neck of the woods you pack animal fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Why are we wasting good invective on Luke when his brother still strides the Earth like some hipster colossus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why are we wasting good invective on Luke when his brother still strides the Earth like some hipster colossus? Any cunt that wears a hat like this should receive a ritual Viking blood eagle death. No fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Any cunt that wears a hat like this should receive a ritual Viking blood eagle death. No fucking question. I’ll bet the photo becomes your screensaver for your computer and your mobile. lol. lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I’ll bet the photo becomes your screensaver for your computer and your mobile. lol. lol. Cretin. Hilarious. You’re truly a comedic poof, at the top of his gayme [sic]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 27/01/2018 at 8:24 AM, Witheredscrote said: You daft cunt. Like Frank, I have no future on here, or anywhere. All I have is the past, so expect, and accept more acrimony from me. You’re not leaving us yet. Too much back-chat for a deaths-door kinda cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 28/01/2018 at 11:20 AM, Punkape said: I’ll bet the photo becomes your screensaver for your computer and your mobile. lol. lol. Cretin. I’ll bet you have to nit-comb the sperm out of your hair, of a night. Whale song CD on, nice and relaxing eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 41 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’ll bet you have to nit-comb the sperm out of your hair, of a night. Whale song CD on, nice and relaxing eh? The spunk just sticks to his baldy head, not that much gets wasted mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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