Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's obvious they're gonna be frightened of water, Eric. It wasn't planes that brought them over from Africa. I bet Eddie's never been on a cruise ship. Who can blame him for that. His ancestors took a cruise from Africa to the U.S.A. Very poor service, just like a scene from 'Roots' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Who can blame him for that. His ancestors took a cruise from Africa to the U.S.A. Very poor service, just like a scene from 'Roots' Was that with The Black Star Line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet Eddie's never been on a cruise ship. The Dredd Olsen Line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Who can blame him for that. His ancestors took a cruise from Africa to the U.S.A. Very poor service, just like a scene from 'Roots' 12 Inches A Slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: The Dredd Olsen Line. Coonard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 12 Inches A Slave. Do blacks actually go on cruises? I think this has got to be a resounding 'yes' from me. A modern cruise liner has between 1,500 - 2,000 toilets to be kept clean daily. Hair perfect for scouring, lips perfect for plunging a blocked plughole. @Eddie @Old Chap Raasclaat , tell me this ain't so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Do blacks actually go on cruises? I think this has got to be a resounding 'yes' from me. A modern cruise liner has between 1,500 - 2,000 toilets to be kept clean daily. Hair perfect for scouring, lips perfect for plunging a blocked plughole. @Eddie @Old Chap Raasclaat , tell me this ain't so. Black, white, Chinese or cunt... I wouldn't be seen dead on a cruise ship. How anyone could find being on a massive floating pile of shit, complete with OAP wankers who regularly shit and piss themselves and 'entertainment' which consists of Russell Watson type tribute acts is beyond me. I bet you're a regular aren't you Withers? Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Who can blame him for that. His ancestors took a cruise from Africa to the U.S.A. Very poor service, just like a scene from 'Roots' That's best forcotton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 19 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Black, white, Chinese or cunt... I wouldn't be seen dead on a cruise ship. How anyone could find being on a massive floating pile of shit, complete with OAP wankers who regularly shit and piss themselves and 'entertainment' which consists of Russell Watson type tribute acts is beyond me. I bet you're a regular aren't you Withers? Lol There’s a certain type of middle aged couple who go on cruises. He owns a tick over business, carpet warehouse etc’, but acts like a millionaire. She’s a stupid, gone to seed cunt who starts drinking at 10am. They have a couple of foo-foo dogs named ‘Whisky & Soda. She spends the entire cruise harassing other passengers into taking photos of her holding wine glasses. And spends the following year telling any cunt who’ll listen, that they had “complimentary champagne cocktails, and dinner with the captain!” Yeah, so did the other 1000 cunts who had ‘VIP’ printed on their boarding pass. Thick fucking alcoholic wankers, living beyond their means and miserable as sin. “we appear to be considerably richer than yooooww!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: they had “complimentary champagne cocktails, and dinner with the captain!” They also neglect to mention that the captain was some fat, greasy no-mark from the Balkans, just a short hop socially from the rat-like army of Filipinos who emerge from below decks in the small hours to clean the toilets. (They're still better than the bent as a nine bob note "entertainment manager" who has to remain on board at all times so that Interpol's beast squad can't get to him.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: They also neglect to mention that the captain was some fat, greasy no-mark from the Balkans, just a short hop socially from the rat-like army of Filipinos who emerge from below decks in the small hours to clean the toilets. (They're still better than the bent as a nine bob note "entertainment manager" who has to remain on board at all times so that Interpol's beast squad can't get to him.) The whole thing is a floating Butlins with worse entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I thought that fatties float. Usually when they're dead ⚰️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They also neglect to mention that the captain was some fat, greasy no-mark from the Balkans, just a short hop socially from the rat-like army of Filipinos who emerge from below decks in the small hours to clean the toilets. (They're still better than the bent as a nine bob note "entertainment manager" who has to remain on board at all times so that Interpol's beast squad can't get to him.) @Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: There’s a certain type of middle aged couple who go on cruises. He owns a tick over business, carpet warehouse etc’, but acts like a millionaire. She’s a stupid, gone to seed cunt who starts drinking at 10am. They have a couple of foo-foo dogs named ‘Whisky & Soda. She spends the entire cruise harassing other passengers into taking photos of her holding wine glasses. And spends the following year telling any cunt who’ll listen, that they had “complimentary champagne cocktails, and dinner with the captain!” Yeah, so did the other 1000 cunts who had ‘VIP’ printed on their boarding pass. Thick fucking alcoholic wankers, living beyond their means and miserable as sin. “we appear to be considerably richer than yooooww!” You’ve described me and ginger perfectly except we don’t sit at the captains table, I would never dine with the staff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: You’ve described me and ginger perfectly except we don’t sit at the captains table, I would never dine with the staff. I was thinking of you two when I typed it. Patsy Palmer’s showing her nickers on some ice skating thing according to the Google trendy thing. In case you’re planning a wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was thinking of you two when I typed it. Patsy Palmer’s showing her nickers on some ice skating thing according to the Google trendy thing. In case you’re planning a wank. I am now, cheers 🥂 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Eddie said: You’ve described me and ginger perfectly Please tell me you’ve turfed the fat cunt overboard and hundreds of sharks have had a feeding frenzy on her enormous arse Ed. PM me the photos. I could really do with some good news to cheer me up at the moment. 2023 has so far been a huge disappointment and this could be a turning point for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 On 16/01/2023 at 14:24, Witheredscrote said: Do blacks actually go on cruises? I think this has got to be a resounding 'yes' from me. A modern cruise liner has between 1,500 - 2,000 toilets to be kept clean daily. Hair perfect for scouring, lips perfect for plunging a blocked plughole. @Eddie @Old Chap Raasclaat , tell me this ain't so. That’s a good question, W. One would expect some form of genetic aversion to the scheme… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: That’s a good question, W. One would expect some form of genetic aversion to the scheme… They check the sides for oar portals before boarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 On 16/01/2023 at 15:32, Eric Cuntman said: There’s a certain type of middle aged couple who go on cruises. He owns a tick over business, carpet warehouse etc’, but acts like a millionaire. She’s a stupid, gone to seed cunt who starts drinking at 10am. They have a couple of foo-foo dogs named ‘Whisky & Soda. She spends the entire cruise harassing other passengers into taking photos of her holding wine glasses. And spends the following year telling any cunt who’ll listen, that they had “complimentary champagne cocktails, and dinner with the captain!” Yeah, so did the other 1000 cunts who had ‘VIP’ printed on their boarding pass. Thick fucking alcoholic wankers, living beyond their means and miserable as sin. “we appear to be considerably richer than yooooww!” Imagine having dinner at the Captain's table? I'd rather eat on the open deck in the rain... Some fucking boring cunt going on about some seafaring shit, charts and longitude/latitude bollocks. Imagine you let slip and told him/her you'd been sniffing coke all evening and didn't fancy the shite dinner... He/she would grass you up and have you taken off the ship at the next port. Why the fuck is the captain even having dinner when he/she should be at the helm anyways. It's no wonder the Titanic sank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They check the sides for oar portals before boarding. I had additional angle in mind: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Imagine having dinner at the Captain's table? I'd rather eat on the open deck in the rain... Some fucking boring cunt going on about some seafaring shit, charts and longitude/latitude bollocks. Imagine you let slip and told him/her you'd been sniffing coke all evening and didn't fancy the shite dinner... He/she would grass you up and have you taken off the ship at the next port. Why the fuck is the captain even having dinner when he/she should be at the helm anyways. It's no wonder the Titanic sank. It's obvious to me why you can't imagine it. Dinner for two, with Eddie, in a dug out canoe is about your mark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: I had additional angle in mind: 'Shake Rattle & Roll' Bill Haley & His Coonets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: 'Shake Rattle & Roll' Bill Haley & His Coonets. Great new opener for Batch of the Day. Talking of which, looks like Jug Ears was hit right between the ears yesterday. I'd wager it was a Blues fan... https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/sabotage-bbcs-fa-cup-coverage-interrupted-by-audio-porn-clip-2023-01-18 https://youtu.be/PLKrDaS9q7I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: It's obvious to me why you can't imagine it. Dinner for two, with Eddie, in a dug out canoe is about your mark. Withers, you're clearly a seasoned and regular cruise ship cruiser (or whatever term is used to describe the sad bastards) aren't you? Tell me, do you exaggerate your French twang in an effort to appear sophisticated and cultured and get noticed? I can imagine you now, trying to get the nearest table to the Captains, annoying the waiter by asking questions like 'has the chicken been sous vide' semi shouting words like gastronomy and c'est magnifique and generally acting like an arrogant French cunt... and you wonder why most Chefs wipe your food on their bollocks prior to sending it to 'The annoying professional Frenchman'. You really need to calm it down, nobodies impressed. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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