Snowy Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: I have got you danging from the hook .. be honest with yourself you don't do humour do you? I'm catching the 10.30 to London and I don't want to be late,I've enjoyed our little chats,takecare hun/Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 I think you might be in there, Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Snowy said: I'm catching the 10.30 to London and I don't want to be late,I've enjoyed our little chats,takecare hun/Mate. Thank you for telling me .. you will see a BT police officer by the barrier, just say "Hello Pen to him". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Pen and snowy, sitting on a tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G. 😍😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 56 minutes ago, scotty said: Pen and snowy, sitting on a tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G. 😍😍 Based on his recent experience, ie. this nom. wouldn't P.I.S.S.I.N.G be more appropriate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Based on his recent experience, ie. this nom. wouldn't P.I.S.S.I.N.G be more appropriate? Snowy is presently at Euston mopping the train toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Based on his recent experience, ie. this nom. wouldn't P.I.S.S.I.N.G be more appropriate? I stand corrected 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Snowy said: As some of you may know I had travelled to Manchester the weekend to go see a concert,which was in fact Liam Gallagher and I'm fully aware the Gallagher's our complete cunts,and me going there also makes me automatically a cunt,I make no apologises,old snowy was young when Oasis was out so I have awful fucking taste in music. It had been a long time since I had seen oasis in concert and forgot what it was like to see a concert of that type up north with the Neanderthal's so I had forgot about the pleasure of going to such an event and getting covered in piss,so I had come unprepared and didn't bring some tarpaulin to hide the streaming gold baptism. Now this is neither a new thing, it's been going since the punk days and one would expect it ,even snowy couldn't be arsed to run back to the toilet to go through 50 thousand people to get his old man out and piss in the toilet cramped next to some northern swine crossing streams,so he drunk his beer up and did what was necessary,no where did it cross my mind that shall I golden shower each and every cunt behind me once the job was done,the absolute fucking dirty scum,though I must admire the effort to be a complete and utter fucking wanker. Ah memories, memories! It's 1981 (?). It's the Reading Festival and several thousand sweaty Neanderthal throwbacks are hurling bottles of piss at The Tygers of Pan Tang! Unhygienic? Definitely! An apt critical response to one of the lesser lights of the risibly-named 'New Wave of British Heavy Metal'? - Undoubtedly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Ah memories, memories! It's 1981 (?). It's the Reading Festival and several thousand sweaty Neanderthal throwbacks are hurling bottles of piss at The Tygers of Pan Tang! Unhygienic? Definitely! An apt critical response to one of the lesser lights of the risibly-named 'New Wave of British Heavy Metal'? - Undoubtedly! They're just lucky I couldn't get a shit in to the bottle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: Pen and snowy, sitting on a tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G. 😍😍 F I S T I N G 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They're just lucky I couldn't get a shit in to the bottle! Yeah. I hum and whirr to drum / guitars / vocals combo, especially with a bit of melody, bite, decibels and attitude, but even as an impressionable teenager finding his feet in the world of musical appreciation, I knew this lot were cock-rock wank. Say it all when Meatloaf came on next and kicked their arses good and proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/20/2018 at 5:39 AM, Snowy said: As some of you may know I had travelled to Manchester the weekend to go see a concert,which was in fact Liam Gallagher and I'm fully aware the Gallagher's our complete cunts,and me going there also makes me automatically a cunt,I make no apologises,old snowy was young when Oasis was out so I have awful fucking taste in music. It had been a long time since I had seen oasis in concert and forgot what it was like to see a concert of that type up north with the Neanderthal's so I had forgot about the pleasure of going to such an event and getting covered in piss,so I had come unprepared and didn't bring some tarpaulin to hide the streaming gold baptism. Now this is neither a new thing, it's been going since the punk days and one would expect it ,even snowy couldn't be arsed to run back to the toilet to go through 50 thousand people to get his old man out and piss in the toilet cramped next to some northern swine crossing streams,so he drunk his beer up and did what was necessary,no where did it cross my mind that shall I golden shower each and every cunt behind me once the job was done,the absolute fucking dirty scum,though I must admire the effort to be a complete and utter fucking wanker. I remember going to Bingley Hall cattle market in Stafford to watch Black Sabbath back in 1982 on the Mobs Rule Tour..... a band called 720 were support act, dressed in spandex and all with shit permed hair. They got bottled off the stage after two songs, the drummer taking a two litre bottle of piss straight in the face. Best concert I ever went to. Standing room only and someone did a shit in the mosh pit area front Centre stage and pushed a young lad into it. Fucking great days. you don’t get that sort of experience watching Dave Burn at the Symphony Hall Birmingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 On 8/22/2018 at 2:39 AM, Monumental cunt said: I remember going to Bingley Hall cattle market in Stafford to watch Black Sabbath back in 1982 on the Mobs Rule Tour..... a band called 720 were support act, dressed in spandex and all with shit permed hair. They got bottled off the stage after two songs, the drummer taking a two litre bottle of piss straight in the face. Best concert I ever went to. Standing room only and someone did a shit in the mosh pit area front Centre stage and pushed a young lad into it. Fucking great days. you don’t get that sort of experience watching Dave Burn at the Symphony Hall Birmingham. Did you ever get the mosh turd stains out of your Sabbath tshirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 7 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Did you ever get the mosh turd stains out of your Sabbath tshirt? I was wearing a Blondie T shirt that evening with cheeky arseless leather chaps and cowboy boots. It was 1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 23 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I was wearing a Blondie T shirt that evening with cheeky arseless leather chaps and cowboy boots. It was 1982 Punkape just spunked in his plus fours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Punkape just spunked in his plus fours His? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: His? An educated guess based on the premise that prestigious golf clubs don't allow smelly girls to join, just poofters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: His? It. I’ve always thought of Punkape as an ‘it’. Like a gimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An educated guess based on the premise that prestigious golf clubs don't allow smelly girls to join, just poofters. Eric, a joke is like a frog. When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Eric, a joke is like a frog. When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it. Shocking plagarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, DrCunt said: Shocking plagarism. There’s nothing original here anymore, doc. Are you a real doctor, or one of those not quite real ones, like @Last Cunt Standing? I’ve got a doctor joke if you’re interested? What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre* *Also not a Bubba original. Edited August 24, 2018 by Bubba C Sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Eric, a joke is like a frog. When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it. This is a sly dig at Withers isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What’s brown and rhymes with poop? On 2/13/2016 at 10:02 AM, Bubba C said: I have medical condition that means that if I don't monitor it, could end up seriously ill, and cost the NHS tens, if not hundreds of thousands in medical care... I am forced to suffer in order to receive my life dependant medicine. I've been meaning to ask: Prader-Willi or Schaaf-Yang? It's "Snoop" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There’s nothing original here anymore, doc. Are you a real doctor, or one of those not quite real ones, like @Last Cunt Standing? I’ve got a doctor joke if you’re interested? What’s brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre* *Also not a Bubba original. Given the source, and the amphibian based nature of the material, I should have just said "Reddit". Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is a sly dig at Withers isn't it. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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