Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Fnaar fnaar. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-48153413 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 And that, @Decimus, is how you do a less is more, lazy BBC cut & paste nomination. Fucking "Carl", indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Fnaar fnaar. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-48153413 Gnurk gnurk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fnaar fnaar. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-48153413 If Johnny Fartpants was a septic that would work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 We've all been victims of one of these,gave me a fucking centre parting so it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Sounds like a Whitechapel prozzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Neil said: gave me a fucking centre parting so it did. That was a fucking meat cleaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 The next one should be Cyclone Gash followed by Cyclone Hymen. (Couldn't fucking think of anything for 'I') 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The next one should be Cyclone Gash followed by Cyclone Hymen. (Couldn't fucking think of anything for 'I') How about a homonymic, alphabet two-for-one, Cyclone Jap's "I"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Women's football. Two questions: 1. Why? 2. Why the clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Sounds like Dyson's new vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Women's football. Two questions: 1. Why? 2. Why the clothes? Reported for derailment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for derailment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, The Guard said: British Rail never got the hang of tilting trains did they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The next one should be Cyclone Gash followed by Cyclone Hymen. (Couldn't fucking think of anything for 'I') I see your Gash and raise you “Introitus”. Finbar Saunders my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see your Gash and raise you “Introitus”. Finbar Saunders my arse. Judge aka Big Vern - full house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 A fanny cyclone is what pen dreams about until it wakes up and discovers the lumpy fart clagging up its copious arse hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gnurk gnurk. Yipp yipp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Women's football. Two questions: 1. Why? 2. Why the clothes? West Ham ladies football team are playing in the FA cup final at Wembley tomorrow. Come on you ironers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Judge aka Big Vern - full house. I AIN'T GOIN' BACK TO CHOKEY FER NO FUKKER ERNIE! *BLAM-BLAM* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 6 hours ago, scotty said: West Ham ladies football team are playing in the FA cup final at Wembley tomorrow. Come on you ironers. Is it still a game of two halfs or is it now a first and second period?...Is it being played at Wombley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 12 hours ago, scotty said: West Ham ladies football team are playing in the FA cup final at Wembley tomorrow. Come on you ironers. Cunty BigBollox, Eric Cuntman, Neil and 2 others reacted to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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