camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Well, one of my neighbours has cashed in his chips. Used to see him in the local pub. Lovely man. Lovely house. Lots of lead on the roof. Now wheres me ladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Monty Python was shit and vastly overrated. That's all I've got to say on the matter. Edited January 22, 2020 by Decimus Also, John Cleese is without doubt one of the most detestable cunts on the planet and Terry Gilliam draws like a spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Monty Python was shit and vastly overrated. That's all I've got to say on the matter. Bit like this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 They did 3 funny sketches and one funny film,bunch of public schoolboy cunts.If they did a sketch about this site it'd go "This sites not resting,its dead,its shuffled off its mortal coil and is no more,its fucking snuffed it!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, one of my neighbours has cashed in his chips. Used to see him in the local pub. Lovely man. Lovely house. Lots of lead on the roof. Now wheres me ladder? It really is quite the nest of cunts round your way, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: It really is quite the nest of cunts round your way, isn't it? She wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Neil said: They did 3 funny sketches and one funny film,bunch of public schoolboy cunts. Yes, at least 98% of their output was puerile, up its own arse trash. They had a few absolute gems, mind you, and some good songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at least 98% of their output was puerile, up its own arse trash. They had a few absolute gems, mind you, and some good songs. Gems: bicycle repair-man upper class twit of the year the importance of not being seen ministry of silly walks the piranha brothers. and a few others I can't be bothered to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at least 98% of their output was puerile, up its own arse trash. They had a few absolute gems, mind you, and some good songs. They were 98% funnier than all the lefty, student humour, oxygen-stealers that litter the tv 'comedy' shows these days. Shower of fucking snowflake, EU apologist cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody......... Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 What has Monty Python ever done for us?..................Parrot sketch,Bit of a goer is she? nudge nudge,wink,wink,I used to get up in the morning half an hour before I went to bed. Anyway,is this the 5 minute debate or the full half hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Joker said: They were 98% funnier than all the lefty, student humour, oxygen-stealers that litter the tv 'comedy' shows these days. Shower of fucking snowflake, EU apologist cunts. Too true. 99.9% of so called comedians nowadays should be nicked for fraud. Either a fucking obese ugly lesbian or an anorexic spikey haired cunt with skinny jeans and filthy tennis shoes. All the fucking same. I’d like them all dead please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Too true. 99.9% of so called comedians nowadays should be nicked for fraud. Either a fucking obese ugly lesbian or an anorexic spikey haired cunt with skinny jeans and filthy tennis shoes. All the fucking same. I’d like them all dead please. This bollocks all started when Bernard Manning was ostracised by the television industry. Apparently the programming exec at the BBC called him in the office and told him... "I'm going to make sure you never work in television again" Manning replied.. "You're about 7 million quid too late son" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at least 98% of their output was puerile, up its own arse trash. They had a few absolute gems, mind you, and some good songs. They're the saveloys of comedy. You've got a vague notion that you used to like them, but you can't remember exactly why. Then, when you reacquaint yourself with the experience, you're either violently sick or you pretend to enjoy it because you're surrounded by pseudointellectual, deviant homosexuals who wax lyrical about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Much of Monty Python was utter cuntshit praised far too highly. Occasionally mildly amusing, often very fucking unfunny – a bit like Salty, who modelled himself on it, thinking we'd immediately grasp his wacky, zany British sense of humour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 56 minutes ago, Joker said: Shower of fucking snowflake, EU apologist cunts. I think we got the message the 48th time you said this. It's almost as if Richard Littlejohn, Quentin Letts and Piers Morgan got together and brainstormed some key phrases that they wanted to input into a Daily Mail bot, but then entrusted Joey Deacon with writing up and delivering the dialogue notes to the developer. Give it a fucking rest, you're not on Luton high street. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: They're the saveloys of comedy. You've got a vague notion that you used to like them, but you can't remember exactly why. Then, when you reacquaint yourself with the experience, you're either violently sick or you pretend to enjoy it because you're surrounded by pseudointellectual, deviant homosexuals who wax lyrical about it. Most deviant homosexuals prefer a battered sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gems: bicycle repair-man upper class twit of the year the importance of not being seen ministry of silly walks the piranha brothers. and a few others I can't be bothered to remember. Derby Council v The Blacks Bournemouth Gynaecologists v Watford Long John Silver impersonators Hells Grannies Fish slapping It was hit and miss but mostly hits. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Give it a fucking rest, you're not on Luton high street. No, but I'm pretty fuckin' close! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 The Philosophers Song The Logician deconstructing Sir Bedevere's declaration of a witch "Toremolinos, Torremolinos" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elerberries" Mr Creosote ......there's more good stuff than shite, especially the films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Too true. 99.9% of so called comedians nowadays should be nicked for fraud. Either a fucking obese ugly lesbian or an anorexic spikey haired cunt with skinny jeans and filthy tennis shoes. All the fucking same. I’d like them all dead please. It always amazes me, although don't surprise me, when ethnic comedians come on stage and the first thing out of their gobs is about their race. Every fucking time. One woman came out and said "Hello everyone. As you can see I is bleck" to which everyone fucking rolls up laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Hello everyone. As you can see I is bleck" to which everyone fucking rolls up laughing. I bet they weren't laughing ten minutes later once they'd all been stabbed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) On 22/01/2020 at 17:05, Neil said: They did 3 funny sketches and one funny film,bunch of public schoolboy cunts.If they did a sketch about this site it'd go "This sites not resting,its dead,its shuffled off its mortal coil and is no more,its fucking snuffed it!" Only Cleese and Palin went to public schools which doesn’t really comprise a bunch. A good majority of them were Oxbridge however. Get your facts right instead of making sweeping suppositions. Edited January 23, 2020 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 17:26, Eric Cuntman said: She wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Are you the Judean People’s Front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 17:26, Eric Cuntman said: She wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition. no no and no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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