Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Frank said: It's an old hairdressers head and shoulders, Robbo. Without giving it away, the first episode features the Ape.. fabricated from a cut-out of the actor Toby Jones' face, strapped to the head. Go and weep over your dead dog and then your dead wife. Once you’ve done this - kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Go and weep over your dead dog and then your dead wife. Once you’ve done this - kill yourself. Toby Jones. Whenever you appear, that’s who I see. No other face shouts ‘shoulder-less loser’ louder than Toby Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Toby Jones. Whenever you appear, that’s who I see. No other face shouts ‘shoulder-less loser’ louder than Toby Jones. For a skinny little weed like you to call anyone else shoulder-less is truly hilarious. Gangling troll-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Go and weep over your dead dog and then your dead wife. Once you’ve done this - kill yourself. Reported. Mrs R have a word please. I don’t want to bring the Ape’s mother into this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Reported. Mrs R have a word please. I don’t want to bring the Ape’s mother into this again. Reported for what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 43 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Mrs R have a word please. I don’t want to bring the Ape’s mother into this again. If I were a grass, I'd probably be the best grass in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If I were a grass, I'd probably be the best grass in the world. No one likes a grass, withers, but rules is rules. Worse still, is the arse-licker. Billy on Eric.. Major on Decs. I’ve never seen anything like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: And the late Ming's pelvic girdle to chew on. You're a cold bastard, Withers, but also one who comes out with the odd gem. Do you think Frank pulled a Fred West? Personally, I think he's got ming in the freezer compartment, and occasionally defrosts her for old times sake... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. He did. I often watch the 'Professionals', and had no idea he'd passed SAS selection. I do know that he was expected to replace the atrocious Timothy Dalton as 'Bond', but Albert 'Cubby' Brocoli turned him down in the end for some reason. It's a shame as I could have seen him as an 80's Daniel Craig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're a cold bastard, Withers, but also one who comes out with the odd gem. Do you think Frank pulled a Fred West? Personally, I think he's got ming in the freezer compartment, and occasionally defrosts her for old times sake... Probably got her tucked in among all the left over late night take- aways. Labelled as 'Chinese shit & things' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Big mates with the bold Terry O’Neill back in the day. Saw Terry last year...he’s fucked. I have a feeling you know who he is? I didn't. Until I just googled him. I only recognise him from playing an ex para in 'Civvies'. He had a punch up with Jason Isaacs in one episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: He did. I often watch the 'Professionals', and had no idea he'd passed SAS selection. I do know that he was expected to replace the atrocious Timothy Dalton as 'Bond', but Albert 'Cubby' Brocoli turned him down in the end for some reason. It's a shame as I could have seen him as an 80's Daniel Craig. Cubby Broccoli thought he was too moody and brutal, and wanted Bond to be more charming and approachable. Ranulph Fiennes also auditioned for Bond at one point, and Broccoli rejected him on the grounds that he had a face like a farmer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cubby Broccoli thought he was too moody and brutal, and wanted Bond to be more charming and approachable. Ranulph Fiennes also auditioned for Bond at one point, and Broccoli rejected him on the grounds that he had a face like a farmer. Bond's meant to be a bit moody and brutal in some of the books by Ian Fleming. The mans regularly killing villains, and shagging beautiful birds, he's gonna have a few off day's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't. Until I just googled him. I only recognise him from playing an ex para in 'Civvies'. He had a punch up with Jason Isaacs in one episode. Lovely fella. Ran many of the doors up here. There only had to be a rumour he was ‘on his way down’ and even the biggest lunatics behaved. He ‘trained’ Arnie for that film ‘Predator.’ Sad to see him now though. He’s on borrowed time. I think he’s battered the beak these past few years so he’s skint too. A gentleman though. Loves Mrs C. and a very hard man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Frank said: No one likes a grass, withers, but rules is rules. Worse still, is the arse-licker. Billy on Eric.. Major on Decs. I’ve never seen anything like it. The game’s up Frank. Harold is better than you at this. Take a few days off and reflect on that. You know what to do. You won’t be missed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Bond's meant to be a bit moody and brutal in some of the books by Ian Fleming. The mans regularly killing villains, and shagging beautiful birds, he's gonna have a few off day's. Those were the old racist Bonds Major. The new black female Bond should be interesting to say the least. “The names Bond innit” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 “So we meet again Mrs. Bond. Do you want the top or bottom bunk?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: “So we meet again Mrs. Bond. Do you want the top or bottom bunk?” I don't mind if the next Bond is female. There are some caveats though. She's got to be as fit as fuck, a rampant lezzer and get her kit off at least three times in every film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Goober said: I don't mind if the next Bond is female. There are some caveats though. She's got to be as fit as fuck, a rampant lezzer and get her kit off at least three times in every film. It should read 'frame'. As in "get her kit off three times in every frame". Your spelling needs improvement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It should read 'frame'. As in "get her kit off three times in every frame". Your spelling needs improvement Let's not stretch credibility any further. Anyway, the poor woman might get a chill, especially if she's being pursued down a mountain by five henchmen (with erections) on skis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Frank said: No one likes a grass, withers, but rules is rules. Worse still, is the arse-licker. Billy on Eric.. Major on Decs. I’ve never seen anything like it. Oh dear, Franco. Still trying to ruffle the faithfull's feathers with your tried, and incredibly tedious routine. There's thousands of skint students out there, and you no doubt spend a lot of time in their unions rolling poorly built spliffs. Next time you bump into an amusing one bung him a few quid for a handful of decent posts. You repetitive troll cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 Desmonds Are Forever The Man with The Black Cock Two Keys is Not Enough Blud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Desmonds Are Forever The Man with The Black Cock Two Keys is Not Enough Blud Your rhymes is tight for a honky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 15 hours ago, Goober said: I don't mind if the next Bond is female. There are some caveats though. She's got to be as fit as fuck, a rampant lezzer and get her kit off at least three times in every film. I’m pretty sure that’s already been done. I believe it’s known amongst the underclass as porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 On 16/02/2021 at 12:11, Major Cunt said: You're a cold bastard, Withers, but also one who comes out with the odd gem. Do you think Frank pulled a Fred West? Personally, I think he's got ming in the freezer compartment, and occasionally defrosts her for old times sake... He has to move her to get to the findus meal for one packets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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