Eddie Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I saw lions in the wild in South Africa some years ago Eric; they're awesome beasts and much bigger than you might think. On the same trip (about 5-6 weeks in total, in 2003), I almost got eaten by a shark, having swam in a little cove near Cape Town called Fish Hoek bay. A vivid wild animal experience I hope never to repeat, I was bodyboarding/swimming in a black wetsuit on a fairly calm day when people on the nearby raised bank started shouting "get out of the water!", so rather than stay still like you're supposed to, I hit the panic button and fucking smashed it back to shore. When I got to the beach, a "grey shadow about twice the size of you" apparently swam underneath me, briefly following me for a few seconds, had a little sniff, and decided I wasn't food. It took me more than 12 years to get back into the sea, including the UK. Last summer I swam with one of my dogs to the farthest buoy and back at Seaton beach in Devon (about 50-60m out, it's deep with a shelf), which is still part of my therapy to conquer my fear. It's not the water or currents which scare me (though I have a healthy respect for both); it's what might be lurking beneath. The temperate south west UK has perfect conditions for the existence of great whites, and with global warming and marine life generally migrating north, it's only a matter of time before they're here. I'm aware Pen lives near the Devon coast and I'm optimistic he'll become the UK's first fatal great white shark attack victim, based on the large predator's penchant for giant starfish. Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping… https://streamable.com/dq555q 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping… https://streamable.com/dq555q You just can't help yourself, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 29 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I saw lions in the wild in South Africa some years ago Eric; they're awesome beasts and much bigger than you might think. On the same trip (about 5-6 weeks in total, in 2003), I almost got eaten by a shark, having swam in a little cove near Cape Town called Fish Hoek bay. A vivid wild animal experience I hope never to repeat, I was bodyboarding/swimming in a black wetsuit on a fairly calm day when people on the nearby raised bank started shouting "get out of the water!", so rather than stay still like you're supposed to, I hit the panic button and fucking smashed it back to shore. When I got to the beach, a "grey shadow about twice the size of you" apparently swam underneath me, briefly following me for a few seconds, had a little sniff, and decided I wasn't food. It took me more than 12 years to get back into the sea, including the UK. Last summer I swam with one of my dogs to the farthest buoy and back at Seaton beach in Devon (about 50-60m out, it's deep with a shelf), which is still part of my therapy to conquer my fear. It's not the water or currents which scare me (though I have a healthy respect for both); it's what might be lurking beneath. The temperate south west UK has perfect conditions for the existence of great whites, and with global warming and marine life generally migrating north, it's only a matter of time before they're here. I'm aware Pen lives near the Devon coast and I'm optimistic he'll become the UK's first fatal great white shark attack victim, based on the large predator's penchant for giant starfish. Who is this Pen that you keep mentioning .. is he your boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Who is this Pen that you keep mentioning .. is he your boyfriend? Wolfie has several boyfriends, in fact, he meets so many lonely young men when he's out walking his Poodle, I doubt he can keep track of their names, nor would he want to, for obvious reasons (what would the neighbours think) 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 2 hours ago, ZEV said: Wolfie has several boyfriends, in fact, he meets so many lonely young men when he's out walking his Poodle, I doubt he can keep track of their names, nor would he want to, for obvious reasons (what would the neighbours think) 😉 Wolfie does not exist .. he merely thinks that he exists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 16 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Wolfie does not exist .. he merely thinks that he exists. He is a figment of his imagination. He looks into a mirror and sees nothing. He is an empty vessel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 04/12/2023 at 19:52, Eddie said: Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping… https://streamable.com/dq555q Just a pity it wasn't from your jugular, you black cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 7 hours ago, and said: He is a figment of his imagination. He looks into a mirror and sees nothing. He is an empty vessel. And Empty vessels make the most noise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: And Empty vessels make the most noise. That's probably why you're currently sitting on 80k plus posts when taking into account all of your numerous monikers since 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's probably why you're currently sitting on 80k plus posts when taking into account all of your numerous monikers since 2014. I joined in 2011 and Pen must have already had 80k fucking nominations at that point, never mind posts. Who knew there were so many different kinds of trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 04/12/2023 at 18:40, Wolfie said: I saw lions in the wild in South Africa some years ago Eric; they're awesome beasts and much bigger than you might think. On the same trip (about 5-6 weeks in total, in 2003), I almost got eaten by a shark, having swam in a little cove near Cape Town called Fish Hoek bay. A vivid wild animal experience I hope never to repeat, I was bodyboarding/swimming in a black wetsuit on a fairly calm day when people on the nearby raised bank started shouting "get out of the water!", so rather than stay still like you're supposed to, I hit the panic button and fucking smashed it back to shore. When I got to the beach, a "grey shadow about twice the size of you" apparently swam underneath me, briefly following me for a few seconds, had a little sniff, and decided I wasn't food. It took me more than 12 years to get back into the sea, including the UK. Last summer I swam with one of my dogs to the farthest buoy and back at Seaton beach in Devon (about 50-60m out, it's deep with a shelf), which is still part of my therapy to conquer my fear. It's not the water or currents which scare me (though I have a healthy respect for both); it's what might be lurking beneath. The temperate south west UK has perfect conditions for the existence of great whites, and with global warming and marine life generally migrating north, it's only a matter of time before they're here. I'm aware Pen lives near the Devon coast and I'm optimistic he'll become the UK's first fatal great white shark attack victim, based on the large predator's penchant for giant starfish. Can I suggest some night swimming in the Bahamas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I joined in 2011 and Pen must have already had 80k fucking nominations at that point, never mind posts. Who knew there were so many different kinds of trains? Ever since Pen first emerged out of the primordial soup four billion years ago, she/he/it has been jotting down her/his/its mindless fucking drivel in one form or another. I visited the archeological remains of some of your lot up at Skara Brae seven years ago, and there wasn't a prehistoric stone dwelling on site that didn't have the old bastard's runic mark upon it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 23 hours ago, Decimus said: Ever since Pen first emerged out of the primordial soup four billion years ago, she/he/it has been jotting down her/his/its mindless fucking drivel in one form or another. I visited the archeological remains of some of your lot up at Skara Brae seven years ago, and there wasn't a prehistoric stone dwelling on site that didn't have the old bastard's runic mark upon it. A mysterious black erection in the mid-Cenozoic era predates Skara Brae by several million years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: A mysterious black erection in the mid-Cenozoic era predates Skara Brae by several million years. I still think this would be better with a basketball hoop on the monolith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I still think this would be better with a basketball hoop on the monolith. Remember that joke from Full Metal Jacket? "How do you stop five black dudes raping a white chic? "Throw 'em a basketball"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Remember that joke from Full Metal Jacket? "How do you stop five black dudes raping a white chic? "Throw 'em a basketball"! Remember it, I still tell it at least once a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember it, I still tell it at least once a week. You're still doing those racial equality lectures to black groups then? Fair play to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 23:53, camberwell gypsy said: Remember that joke from Full Metal Jacket? "How do you stop five black dudes raping a white chic? "Throw 'em a basketball"! “Joker's so tough he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose, then ask for seconds” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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