King Billy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Last night, I dreamed of a colour I had never seen before. Then when I woke up, I realised with disappointment that it had been a pigment of my imagination. Last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and the fucking pillow was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and the fucking pillow was gone. I slept like a log last night. The only downside was waking up in the fireplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 On 15/08/2020 at 23:16, Stubby Pecker said: Looking at the utter shite on your LinkedIn page, neither do you How is the new Hilta Tools sales job going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 07/08/2020 at 23:24, FuckOff said: OK, when you are close, I'll give you a wave. Cunt. I thought you didn't want to communicate any more? FuckOff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 07/08/2020 at 23:24, FuckOff said: OK, when you are close, I'll give you a wave. Cunt. I thought you didn't want to communicate any more? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 On 14/08/2020 at 01:25, judgetwi said: Still haven’t answered the question......why am I not allowed to nominate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 On 05/08/2020 at 20:57, Dawn Chorus said: Have you ever changed the gearbox on a front wheel drive Triumph 1500? Good evening yet again, silverback semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good evening yet again, silverback semi. King Dong 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Good evening yet again, silverback semi. I didn't have you down as a troll Decs but I suppose the lockdown affects us all in different ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I didn't have you down as a troll Decs but I suppose the lockdown affects us all in different ways. Yes, the same insult repeated seven times within 48 hours. Whilst I appreciate that such behaviour guarantees a "like" from Dec's bitch, the harassment is bordering on the obsessive. It stops now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, the same insult repeated seven times within 48 hours. Whilst I appreciate that such behaviour guarantees a "like" from Dec's bitch, the harassment is bordering on the obsessive. It stops now. You're not suggesting that Decs tops the leader board because he has bitches giving him likes, are you? Shame on you Roops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're not suggesting that Decs tops the leader board because he has bitches giving him likes, are you? Shame on you Roops. He's one of these poor cunts working (or trying to work) from home, six months ago it seemed like a good thing, but a house full of bored kids, dogs, cats and cunts knocking on the door etc have fucked that up. One of my neighbours had a brilliant idea .. he took his Merc sprinter mobile home conversion out into the countryside to use as his office .. the police told him he couldn't do that and issued him with a fine. A lot of them can't wait to get back to the 90 minute commute and the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's one of these poor cunts working (or trying to work) from home, six months ago it seemed like a good thing, but a house full of bored kids, dogs, cats and cunts knocking on the door etc have fucked that up. One of my neighbours had a brilliant idea .. he took his Merc sprinter mobile home conversion out into the countryside to use as his office .. the police told him he couldn't do that and issued him with a fine. A lot of them can't wait to get back to the 90 minute commute and the office. Tent flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's one of these poor cunts working (or trying to work) from home, six months ago it seemed like a good thing, but a house full of bored kids, dogs, cats and cunts knocking on the door etc have fucked that up. One of my neighbours had a brilliant idea .. he took his Merc sprinter mobile home conversion out into the countryside to use as his office .. the police told him he couldn't do that and issued him with a fine. A lot of them can't wait to get back to the 90 minute commute and the office. Just shows you that the pigs are just debt collectors. They can't just give 'words of advice' they have to dish out fines. How many of these cunts become bailiffs after leaving the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Tent flaps. And pegs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just shows you that the pigs are just debt collectors. They can't just give 'words of advice' they have to dish out fines. How many of these cunts become bailiffs after leaving the job. The Devon & Cornwall police are obsessive with going for easy targets out on the moors but doing fuck all in the towns where there are real problems with cunts refusing to distance. The usual cunts are also sitting in the same places begging and have done so right through the lockdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's one of these poor cunts working (or trying to work) from home, six months ago it seemed like a good thing, but a house full of bored kids, dogs, cats and cunts knocking on the door etc have fucked that up. One of my neighbours had a brilliant idea .. he took his Merc sprinter mobile home conversion out into the countryside to use as his office .. the police told him he couldn't do that and issued him with a fine. A lot of them can't wait to get back to the 90 minute commute and the office. I’d be very surprised if it ever got processed through the courts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’d be very surprised if it ever got processed through the courts. I suspect that most of the penalties issued by D & C police would not have got through the courts if challenged .. an issue is that a lot of people simply pay up to avoid the stress of fighting their case. I reckon from experience that around about 70% of parking fines issued by private companies would be thrown own if progressed through the courts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: And pegs. Is that a Winchester sticking out of your saddlebags or are you just pleased to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The usual cunts are also sitting in the same places begging Begging you to fuck off I’d bet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 There's a few tarts on this site who I'd like to service with a nice hefty torque wrench. A few rounds of that and their bits would be so tight they wouldn't be able to walk for a few weeks. Then I'd give them a good tucking up in bed. A good tucking up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a few tarts on this site who I'd like to service with a nice hefty torque wrench. A few rounds of that and their bits would be so tight they wouldn't be able to walk for a few weeks. Then I'd give them a good tucking up in bed. A good tucking up... There's definitely something not right about you. Have you ever taken a rorschach test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: There's definitely something not right about you. Have you ever taken a rorschach test? I did... all I saw was cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Just now, cuntspotter said: I did... all I saw was cunts. You were reading the reader's wives section of your favourite periodical, you senile old twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, Goober said: You were reading the reader's wives section of your favourite periodical, you senile old twat. Dear Deirdre Yesterday I was watching my next door neighbours wife sunbathing naked in her garden from the attic window. After a while, as I was wiping my cock clean on the curtains I saw my wife standing in the doorway, shaking hear head. Do you think she could be a pervert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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