Neil Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off š¶ Your arsebones connected to your eyebone. š¶ Last week I farted so violently itĀ blew my mask off, into the face of my 97 year old neighbour who has since died of Corona virus. So masks save lives do they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 You are officially thursday hero for that reasonĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum How did Wolfie get up there in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: š¶ Your arsebones connected to your eyebone. š¶ Last week I farted so violently itĀ blew my mask off, into the face of my 97 year old neighbour who has since died of Corona virus. So masks save lives do they? Why was you wearing a mask on your arse?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why was you wearing a mask on your arse?Ā Safety reasons. I was playing golf up in Cheshire. TerribleĀ things have happenedĀ up there Ā usuallyĀ to golfers bending down to pick up their ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Safety reasons. I was playing golf up in Cheshire. TerribleĀ things have happenedĀ up there Ā usuallyĀ to golfers bending down to pick up their ball. I doubt if a mask would protect against a Johnson up the arris. It barely protects against the chow mein flu.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I doubt if a mask would protect against a Johnson up the arris. It barely protects against the chow mein flu.Ā Didnāt I mention it was an arc welding mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I'veĀ seen since the twin towers fell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off Perhaps it was the shock of having something big and hard coming OUT of your arse for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Perhaps it was the shock of having something big and hard coming OUT of your arse for a change. Reported for insinuating that Neil takes it up the chuffer.Ā 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off Too much information. Where do you think you are? NHS 111? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I'veĀ seen since the twin towers fell. You just have to go and spoil it in the last sentence don't you naughty boy!Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I'veĀ seen since the twin towers fell. Ah yes..... that was truly superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for insinuating that Neil takes it up the chuffer.Ā Youāve spelt confirming wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Ah yes..... that was truly superb. Can you flush it out from the old site for a reprise on here then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off Jeez, you need to be more careful- I think someone told me that Elvis died on the toilet.Ā Try and eat a bit more fruit and fish, that'll sort you.Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Youāve spelt confirming wrong. I spelt chauffeur wrong.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I spelt chauffeur wrong.Ā Yes mālady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 I've also now got a bloodshot eye and I've not even laid a cable today. The wonders of life will never ceaseĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I'veĀ seen since the twin towers fell. To be honest, once the sodium sulfate works it's inevitable piath down to your frenulum, it's fucking Game Over. The positive aspect is that it kills the Thrush you've just contracted off your latest dead hooker. Win/win in my book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rev said: To be honest, once the sodium sulfate works it's inevitable piath down to your frenulum, it's fucking Game Over. The positive aspect is that it kills the Thrush you've just contracted off your latest dead hooker. Win/win in my book. I miss you when you're not here.Ā Put more effort in. Lazy fuckin Jock cunt. Same as that @Cuntybaws. Hanging around fiddling with your tartan and assuming we'll suck your cock because we'll never take your freedom. Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss you when you're not here.Ā Put more effort in. Lazy fuckin Jock cunt. Same as that @Cuntybaws. Hanging around fiddling with your tartan and assuming we'll suck your cock because we'll never take your freedom. Ā Ā Soppy dumbĀ drunk cunt.Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Thrush = blackbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I'veĀ seen since the twin towers fell. Before my time, I imagine. I must say I'm immediately won over by both the title and author. No sign of itĀ viaĀ the search though, unfortunately. I imagine this isĀ one for the wayback machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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