Covid Insanity.

[Dyslexic cnut]

O.K.

[Wolfie]

On 04/01/2021 at 23:12, Dyslexic cnut said:

I was told, SEVEN weeks ago by a chap who works at a very high level in telecoms, for the government that we’d be getting fucked on the 4th Jan. I told several close mates (despite being told to keep things shtum, because I’m a cunt.) The decision to let the rabble out over Xmas, despite it being ridiculous, was about commercialism and the fear that no cunt would take any notice of a Xmas lockdown and once the plebs realised that government orders are not enforceable by the police, anarchy would ensue & they’d need the army on the streets. 

Thanks to years of cuts and austerity, there aren’t enough police or military to enforce the governments edicts. These cunts aren’t daft, they have to govern by consent because they can’t/won’t enforce.

So this ‘new strain’ shit is bollocks and so is the fuckin data. This date has long been fixed. Pity I’ve got no clue about gambling.

 

 

More surprising that you have any friends is the fact you now claim to personally know someone high up in government telecoms level who covertly provided you information about the recent mutated strain of COVID-19 – and you then took it upon yourself to pass on this data to a bunch of internet strangers, undermining their trust of you in the process.

You're absolutely full of horseshit – and of yourself. What an immature, bragging little 20-something cockcheese you're slowly unravelling to be.

[Mrs Roops]

On 04/01/2021 at 23:12, Dyslexic cnut said:

I was told, SEVEN weeks ago by a chap who works at a very high level in telecoms, for the government that we’d be getting fucked on the 4th Jan. I told several close mates (despite being told to keep things shtum, because I’m a cunt.) The decision to let the rabble out over Xmas, despite it being ridiculous, was about commercialism and the fear that no cunt would take any notice of a Xmas lockdown and once the plebs realised that government orders are not enforceable by the police, anarchy would ensue & they’d need the army on the streets. 

Thanks to years of cuts and austerity, there aren’t enough police or military to enforce the governments edicts. These cunts aren’t daft, they have to govern by consent because they can’t/won’t enforce.

So this ‘new strain’ shit is bollocks and so is the fuckin data. This date has long been fixed. Pity I’ve got no clue about gambling.

Even if the anecdote is true, it begs the question as to why someone "who works at a very high level in telecoms" would be party to the political shenanigans of No 10 and the Cabinet Office, more to the point why would he tell you?

In fact the government's stonewalling on taking preventative measures and subsequent reverse-ferreting from the outset of the pandemic had little to with commercial reasoning and everything to do with the prime minister. Boris, for all his faults, is a libertarian and would naturally shy away from micro-managing people's social behaviour and codifying the circumstances under which individuals can meet and converse. Telling people to stay at home and avoid contact is contrary to his natural instincts. Witness how wretched and uncomfortable he was when he took to the podium to effectively cancel Christmas. That said, it was always on the cards that there would be a relaxation of the rules over the Christmas celebration days and inevitably this would result in a pay-back immediately after.

[Penny Farthing]

12 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Total and utter fucking bollocks. Quick - get your tinfoil hat.

He could easily have a friend who works at a very high level in telecoms .. some cunt somewhere does have to climb to the top of all those masts. Actually the media and others have been rabbiting on since October about the likelihood of a new year lockdown so unless he had his friend were on a desert island cut off from communication with the rest of the world the timing of this lockdown should come as no surprise.

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 hours ago, Wolfie said:

More surprising that you have any friends is the fact you now claim to personally know someone high up in government telecoms level who covertly provided you information about the recent mutated strain of COVID-19 – and you then took it upon yourself to pass on this data to a bunch of internet strangers, undermining their trust of you in the process.

You're absolutely full of horseshit – and of yourself. What an immature, bragging little 20-something cockcheese you're slowly unravelling to be.

Err....better read it again, simpleton. Fuck off.

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

He could easily have a friend who works at a very high level in telecoms .. some cunt somewhere does have to climb to the top of all those masts. Actually the media and others have been rabbiting on since October about the likelihood of a new year lockdown so unless he had his friend were on a desert island cut off from communication with the rest of the world the timing of this lockdown should come as no surprise.

Can you make your way to this island, then die there?

[Dyslexic cnut]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Even if the anecdote is true, it begs the question as to why someone "who works at a very high level in telecoms" would be party to the political shenanigans of No 10 and the Cabinet Office, more to the point why would he tell you?

In fact the government's stonewalling on taking preventative measures and subsequent reverse-ferreting from the outset of the pandemic had little to with commercial reasoning and everything to do with the prime minister. Boris, for all his faults, is a libertarian and would naturally shy away from micro-managing people's social behaviour and codifying the circumstances under which individuals can meet and converse. Telling people to stay at home and avoid contact is contrary to his natural instincts. Witness how wretched and uncomfortable he was when he took to the podium to effectively cancel Christmas. That said, it was always on the cards that there would be a relaxation of the rules over the Christmas celebration days and inevitably this would result in a pay-back immediately after.

It ‘begs the question’ does it? Idiotic cow.

[southerncunt]

14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It ‘begs the question’ does it? Idiotic cow.

The fact that you say you are nailed to the wall in Chiswick, the home of Fullers (a personal favourite for this antipodean) yet your avatar is Broon bottle, says what a confused and contrary fucking idiot you really are.

Your beacon of fuckwittery is so bright that I can see it from the other side of the planet.

Stupid cunt.

[Wolfie]

33 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Err....better read it again, simpleton. Fuck off.

OK – let me quote your comment again, stupid little boy:

'I told several close mates (despite being told to keep things shtum)'.

Now, which part of your comment suggests the data your alleged 'high-ranking telecoms chap' gave you wasn't covert – i.e. it was alright to pass this information on? 

You utterly vapid, immature, fantastical little cuntflap.

[Penny Farthing]

38 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It ‘begs the question’ does it? Idiotic cow.

It is the relevance of someone who works at a high level in telecoms that is the issue .. if they worked at a high level in some relevant field such as medicine or the security services or even in some political capacity or even local government there would be less reason to question what you are saying.

[Goober]

Do you think DC might be a miner? He seems to dig lots of very deep holes. 

[The Beast]

On 04/01/2021 at 22:43, Decimus said:

And that's why the NHS is on its arse. Too many back office jobsworths pulling in a monthly wage that would be better spent on frontline medical staff.

Get back on the ward, you lazy fucking cunt.

 

Couldn't agree more. 

From the outset of the first few cases, the senior nursing staff were walking the opposite way to where the Covid patients were and it was the health care assistants and junior nurses that were sent the other way to deal with it, without correct PPE. Over 40% of NHS staff were working from home, a total disgrace that silly cunts were clapping for at their doors.

Things are starting to get very tight now. The throughput of patients is slow, due to the slow turnover of beds. Those still working at home should be brought in, even if it is to empty overflowing clinical waste bins, wheel patients to x-ray or the wards, do a tea and sandwich round for the punters or just run simple errands. It should be all hands to the pump, but of course it isn't.

As for serving up the vaccine to staff, it seems like a disorganised free for all, cunts who work in offices getting it before clinicians. 

 

 

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, The Beast said:

Couldn't agree more. 

From the outset of the first few cases, the senior nursing staff were walking the opposite way to where the Covid patients were and it was the health care assistants and junior nurses that were sent the other way to deal with it, without correct PPE. Over 40% of NHS staff were working from home, a total disgrace that silly cunts were clapping for at their doors.

Things are starting to get very tight now. The throughput of patients is slow, due to the slow turnover of beds. Those still working at home should be brought in, even if it is to empty overflowing clinical waste bins, wheel patients to x-ray or the wards, do a tea and sandwich round for the punters or just run simple errands. It should be all hands to the pump, but of course it isn't.

As for serving up the vaccine to staff, it seems like a disorganised free for all, cunts who work in offices getting it before clinicians. 

 

 

Absolutely, Proper.

I've not been shy about sharing my experiences with my local hospital, mostly negative. But you're bang on the money re junior staff and HCAs. I couldn't fault them the last time I had cause to go to The Paget and they were doing their very best under awful circumstances. They also made us feel like human beings instead of just another statistic they wanted to deal with as soon as possible. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

It is the relevance of someone who works at a high level in telecoms that is the issue .. if they worked at a high level in some relevant field such as medicine or the security services or even in some political capacity or even local government there would be less reason to question what you are saying.

Well, the guy was spot on with the date and the fact that the whole country was to be locked down...spooky eh? Now fuck off.

[Dyslexic cnut]

15 hours ago, Wolfie said:

More surprising that you have any friends is the fact you now claim to personally know someone high up in government telecoms level who covertly provided you information about the recent mutated strain of COVID-19 – and you then took it upon yourself to pass on this data to a bunch of internet strangers, undermining their trust of you in the process.

You're absolutely full of horseshit – and of yourself. What an immature, bragging little 20-something cockcheese you're slowly unravelling to be.

Let’s try again shall we, softshite. When did I state anything about getting info about the ‘recent mutated strain of covid-19?’ The information pertained to the date and government action, which proved unerringly accurate. Now, again, fuck off.

[Ape™️]

16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Well, the guy was spot on with the date and the fact that the whole country was to be locked down...spooky eh? Now fuck off.

You posted your fascinating little story after the 4th, so there’s nothing spooky about it. Any idiot can claim to have predicted an even after it’s happened.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

You posted your fascinating little story after the 4th, so there’s nothing spooky about it. Any idiot can claim to have predicted an even after it’s happened.

I predicted fuck all though did I? The guy turned out to be correct, move on.

[Dyslexic cnut]

4 hours ago, southerncunt said:

The fact that you say you are nailed to the wall in Chiswick, the home of Fullers (a personal favourite for this antipodean) yet your avatar is Broon bottle, says what a confused and contrary fucking idiot you really are.

Your beacon of fuckwittery is so bright that I can see it from the other side of the planet.

Stupid cunt.

A line from a Derek & Clive sketch and nothing to do with beer. Been away long have we, inbred?

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I predicted fuck all though did I? The guy turned out to be correct, move on.

Obviously you can't reveal the name of your contact, but which branch of the security service is he attached to? 

[Decimus]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Obviously you can't reveal the name of your contact, but which branch of the security service is he attached to? 

MI7

 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

MI7

 

Licence to Spill (the beans)

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Licence to Spill (the beans)

I believe that he has the COFB code .. (Called out for bullshitting).

[Decimus]

26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I predicted fuck all though did I? The guy turned out to be correct, move on.

DC, at this point in time I'm just an interested observer, but saying he was right doesn't wash if you're stating it after the fact. It's like me saying for the very first time today that on 30 August 1997 my mate from my class in year 7 told me that Diana was going to get bumped off the next day.

Give us a bit more.

[Ape™️]

39 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I predicted fuck all though did I? The guy turned out to be correct, move on.

So, you supposedly were told 7 weeks ago, by someone you know that works for Vodafone, that we’d be in lockdown on the 4th January. You shared this revelation with us on the 4th January at 11pm: after the event. It hardly makes you Nostradamus, does it?

[ProfB]

Do any of my Corner chums have covid19? I am wearing my face covering & disposable PVC gloves (40 for £5 - Morries) to be on the safe side?

Love ProfB x