Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Not a great deal. Lounging in the sun maybe. Then hopefully reading in the UK gutter press that you have been bummed to death by a mob of Pakistanis outside your flea infested council gaff. Factory working scum. Does imagining me living in a council house and working in a factory help you come to terms with your miserable and pathetic place in the world? I bet it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Here he is! Little Johnny Mitty! What exciting things have you imagined doing today? Same as every day. Those windows won’t lick themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Does imagining me living in a council house and working in a factory help you come to terms with your miserable and pathetic place in the world? I bet it does. The odds are that if you did work in a factory and live in a council house you would still be better off than Johnny Saucepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 10 hours ago, nocti said: Rick wasn't as bad as applescruff, as mundane buggers go. Trying to compare the two of them is like comparing... erm... Apple was magic .. did he final marry that woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Apple was magic .. did he final marry that woman? I think he only reached the stage of smiling politely at her in the shop. But comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rolf Ha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/54692709 I'd pay good money to see that cunt attempt a shot with the extended spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: No imagining because it's true. And yes, it's terrible here, an awful life. The climate only managed 25 degrees yesterday and its spring FF sake. Weve got one case of fucking covid as well, i'm thoroughly depressed. Enjoy your day on the council estate, i'm so envious. If it helps you to believe it, then you go right ahead. It clearly means a lot to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Does imagining me living in a council house and working in a factory help you come to terms with your miserable and pathetic place in the world? I bet it does. Good evening peasant You forgot to mention shopping in Tesco with all the plebs and holidaying in “all inclusive” scum resorts in foreign shitholes.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he only reached the stage of smiling politely at her in the shop. But comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rolf Ha.... Was that back in his tradesman days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he only reached the stage of smiling politely at her in the shop. But comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rolf Ha.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: It means nothing to me at all. But i'm a pretty good observer. Fixing your car on the street in Blighty pretty much ensures you live in a terraced gaff. So havnt even achieved the great British dream of having a heavily mortgaged "semi'. Which goes a small way toward separation from your pikey neighbours, but it still looks like all the others. Obviously like Eric you have had very little education and even less class. In his case, ending up so poor as to be working as a bitter and twisted doorman. Nothing exceptional in that, just that it shows a complete lack of education, drive or ambition. Welcome to the dull life of the great British unwashed, of which you are obviously just one. The hordes that the likes of Butlins holiday camps were built for. I can guarantee though, that at the school i attended, not a single kid ever ended up as a dollar begging doorman, or fixing a car on the street. So there you are, good or bad, but certainly scum. Oh and a cunt, probably a smelly one. Do have have a bathroom or just an outside shitter and wash your pencil dick at the kitchen sink. Have a nice day. 🙂 Pleb. Every single one of your posts includes details of benefit scrounging scum. You seem to want to convince everybody that you've achieved greater success in life than they have. I think somebody's projecting. If it was 25 degrees where you were today, I can only assume that the council or housing association have loaned you an Argos Halogen Heater until April. You've made it blatantly obvious that you're a dole bludging nobody, desperate to be seen as more. Food bank tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd pay good money to see that cunt attempt a shot with the extended spider. Foul stroke, Free ball, Pink and then a maximum break = 164 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Every single one of your posts includes details of benefit scrounging scum. You seem to want to convince everybody that you've achieved greater success in life than they have. I think somebody's projecting. If it was 25 degrees where you were today, I can only assume that the council or housing association have loaned you an Argos Halogen Heater until April. You've made it blatantly obvious that you're a dole bludging nobody, desperate to be seen as more. Food bank tomorrow? Ask him what he thinks of Marcus Rashford. He might fall for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 5 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: It means nothing to me at all. But i'm a pretty good observer. Fixing your car on the street in Blighty pretty much ensures you live in a terraced gaff. So havnt even achieved the great British dream of having a heavily mortgaged "semi'. Which goes a small way toward separation from your pikey neighbours, but it still looks like all the others. Obviously like Eric you have had very little education and even less class. In his case, ending up so poor as to be working as a bitter and twisted doorman. Nothing exceptional in that, just that it shows a complete lack of education, drive or ambition. Welcome to the dull life of the great British unwashed, of which you are obviously just one. The hordes that the likes of Butlins holiday camps were built for. I can guarantee though, that at the school i attended, not a single kid ever ended up as a dollar begging doorman, or fixing a car on the street. So there you are, good or bad, but certainly scum. Oh and a cunt, probably a smelly one. Do have have a bathroom or just an outside shitter and wash your pencil dick at the kitchen sink. Have a nice day. 🙂 Pleb. So, by “observing” the words written on a strange little Internet forum, by people who are quite clearly “in character” you can deduce all this? There’s only one thing you’re “pretty good” at, and that’s being a deluded fucking idiot. All the things you have put here are some Freudian description of your own life, which you are desperate to disassociate yourself from with these fantasies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: No imagining because it's true. And yes, it's terrible here, an awful life. The climate only managed 25 degrees yesterday and its spring FF sake. Weve got one case of fucking covid as well, i'm thoroughly depressed. Enjoy your day on the council estate, i'm so envious. You should turn the heating off in your parents basement and get out of the house. Too much sitting in front of a computer screen wanking over scat porn is corrosive to the mind. That's if yours is still actually functioning after years of heroin abuse and banging your head against the wall in uncontrollable rage because your miserable life is as empty as Jimmy Savile's bollocks after a trip to the mortuary. Fuck off giving it the big one because your posts are typical of somebody with a massive inferiority complex and extremely poor social skills. In fact, I'd wager that you probably have fantasies about eating your neighbour and don't speak to girls much unless you're related to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Oh ok, hadnt thought of that. Saucepan you are a fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Obviously your pissed again. What's it this time, the old pikey cider or tramp juice or did you find the bottle of meths you misplaced. Hag. 🙂 Fancy a quick shag? Would you mind telling me why you are still breathing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Not at all. Im very healthy and fit, lead a VERY relaxed life with lots of holidays and get plenty of sun, sleep and a great diet. Which reminds me, it's 9.30 pm so am off to bed. Up early tomorrow and off with a group of friends for a bike ride. Anything else? 🙂 Yes, so you keep telling everyone. All the time. Repeatedly. Desperately. Anything else we should know about your idyllic lifestyle? What about baby deer in the garden and birds singing on your bedroom window sill in the morning. Surely there’s room for these things in your fantasy? Mitty wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: No, just a pretty good average lifestyle where i live. But then i suppose anything other than what you have or the life style you lead would appear to you as you say idyllic. Peasant, council house scum and underachieving wanker. 🙂 What happened to going to bed for an early night, ready for your bike ride with “friends” in the morning? Or have you already forgotten that snippet of bullshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Anything else we should know about your idyllic lifestyle? What about baby deer in the garden and birds singing on your bedroom window sill in the morning. Surely there’s room for these things in your fantasy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Foul stroke, Free ball, Pink and then a maximum break = 164 Except on a Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 16 hours ago, Frank said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/54692709 Only the fucking BBC could scrape the barrel to produce a completely irrelevant news story about a Pakistani snooker player with no arms. The growing nest of lefties' political engineering to coincide with rising tensions among Pakistani-abundant areas such as Bradford, Leeds and Rochdale, with the recent introduction of higher tier 2/3 COVID restrictions, is reaching the point of absurdity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, so you keep telling everyone. All the time. Repeatedly. Desperately. Anything else we should know about your idyllic lifestyle? What about baby deer in the garden and birds singing on your bedroom window sill in the morning. Surely there’s room for these things in your fantasy? Mitty wanker. 🎵 Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time, he is near? 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: You should turn the heating off in your parents basement and get out of the house. Too much sitting in front of a computer screen wanking over scat porn is corrosive to the mind. That's if yours is still actually functioning after years of heroin abuse and banging your head against the wall in uncontrollable rage because your miserable life is as empty as Jimmy Savile's bollocks after a trip to the mortuary. Fuck off giving it the big one because your posts are typical of somebody with a massive inferiority complex and extremely poor social skills. In fact, I'd wager that you probably have fantasies about eating your neighbour and don't speak to girls much unless you're related to them. Let's ask the site's resident expert in this particular field for confirmation. @Joker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Would you mind telling me why you are still breathing? Well, the relaxation and contraction of muscles acts to control the volume of the thoracic cavity. As the thoracic cavity and lungs move together changing the volume of the lungs in turn changing the pressure inside the lungs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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