Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, TerrySpunk said: Unlike southern women who are too busy gagging on Abdul and Tarique's sweaty cocks to say anything at all lmao👳🏿♂️ Fuck off reptile, you scat-obsessed, deviant wanker. @Decimushas identified your latest attempt to interact with humans, but it’ll be short lived. Interestingly, two sub-human scumcunts gave you a ‘like’, so you’re not a total failure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘I’m not being funny, but...’ just before the Cunt uttering it says something unfunny and cuntish. As much as I dislike you, I'd be careful nailing your colours to this cunt's mast. As you're new here I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you weren't aware that this is a previous member who defended another old hand who sent child pornographic fantasies over PM to Roadkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Social science coined the term “normalisation of deviance”, but how appropriate that phrase seems when applied to some of the fucking freakazoid cunts that roll up on here these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. She was like “no way!” and I was like “I’m telling ya!” and she was like “what about his wife?”..... The use of like in sentences needs firm regulation by an army of Susie Dent dominatrixes with blow torches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 23 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Yeah Calm down calm down. Rob me some wheel trims. Watching Daniel Dubois fight now. Fuck off. Do you toothless wankers in the south still use wheel trims? We upgraded to Alloys 'oop norrfff' about 50 years ago you food bank using dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 15 hours ago, TerrySpunk said: Do you toothless wankers in the south still use wheel trims? We upgraded to Alloys 'oop norrfff' about 50 years ago you food bank using dickhead. You wouldn’t get into my golf club because you’re an underclass oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf because you’re an underclass oik. But still makes 5x as much money as you do selling your arse to queers in your gay club toilets 😂 👍🏻 Peasant. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, TerrySpunk said: Do you toothless wankers in the south still use wheel trims? We upgraded to Alloys 'oop norrfff' about 50 years ago you food bank using dickhead. It's a bit like asking if Northerners have sex with their sisters really isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf because you’re an underclass oik. Your golf is probably 38 years old with the back seats covered in dried semen and old diarrhoea stains. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: It's a bit like asking if Northerners have sex with their sisters really isn't it? Must be hard to tell who is relation and not though when all you're wearing burkas in the south no? 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Any cunt who begins a sentence with ‘so’ should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘I’m not being funny, but...’ just before the Cunt uttering it says something unfunny and cuntish. "I'm not one to gossip... but.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off reptile, you scat-obsessed, deviant wanker. @Decimushas identified your latest attempt to interact with humans, but it’ll be short lived. Interestingly, two sub-human scumcunts gave you a ‘like’, so you’re not a total failure. I do hope that’s not me Apo...bit harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I do hope that’s not me Apo...bit harsh. When I joined it was a privilege to be called a 'sub-human scum cunt'. You new cunts don't know you're born. You lucky, lucky bastards. I remember when all this was just fields... and you could leave your front door open. People 'ad respect in them days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I joined it was a privilege to be called a 'sub-human scum cunt'. You new cunts don't know you're born. You lucky, lucky bastards. I remember when all this was just fields... and you could leave your front door open. People 'ad respect in them days. Then I’ll celebrate with a bottle of Chateau du Chasselas. S’cuse the sensitivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 ‘I’d heard that...’ is another pissgrinder for me. It usually means ‘here is my opinion, please agree with me...but I have a get-out-of-jail card in case you don’t!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. Fair play. You’re a class one ordinarily, but do have a ‘like.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cunts who prefix every sentence with the word 'obviously'. Also women. And Peter Beardsley via a cleft-palate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I joined it was a privilege to be called a 'sub-human scum cunt'. You new cunts don't know you're born. You lucky, lucky bastards. I remember when all this was just fields... and you could leave your front door open. People 'ad respect in them days. Those were the days Eric. 18 hours down the coal mine, walk 5 miles home, tin bath in front of the fire, and half a Hovis for supper before giving the missus a quick seeing to and the odd slap if she didn’t put her heart and soul into it. Ey up Lad. Fucking great times I tell thee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I do hope that’s not me Apo...bit harsh. DC, we used to have an early morning club on a Sunday, discussing our wives and what they’re good at.. a sort of light-hearted ‘cars and coffee’ gathering. Tyre kicking. Could you share with us the three things that still attract you to Mrs Cnut and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 46 minutes ago, Frank said: DC, we used to have an early morning club on a Sunday, discussing our wives and what they’re good at.. a sort of light-hearted ‘cars and coffee’ gathering. Tyre kicking. Could you share with us the three things that still attract you to Mrs Cnut and why? She has the three things that someone in my shabby middle aged state looks for in any woman, Francisco: 1. Good looks/figure 2. A Carer’s mentality 3. Cataracts and or low self-esteem that can be exploited. Yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She has the three things that someone in my shabby middle aged state looks for in any woman, Francisco: 1. Good looks/figure 2. A Carer’s mentality 3. Cataracts and or low self-esteem that can be exploited. Yourself? Noted.. thank you. It’s a small gathering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 16 hours ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. I think you find that they actually say "turned 'A'round", not turned round. What are they Barbapapa or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you find that they actually say "turned 'A'round", not turned round. What are they Barbapapa or something? I think you should contribute to @Frank’s ‘spousal appeal’ post on @Ape™️’s ‘Turned round and said’ thread Cunters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you find that they actually say "turned 'A'round", not turned round. What are they Barbapapa or something? No, they don’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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