King Billy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How do you ‘take the knee’ unless you’re an orthopaedic surgeon or an IRA hitman? Or Punkers in the gents toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: No surrender. Look out, the red hand gang’s here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Look out, the red hand gang’s here. Its tofu anger i.e. anger made to look like something it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 18/12/2020 at 18:27, Joker said: Fuck all that, motor racing is a con, it's fixed from beginning to end, letting your team mate pass you so he can get more points and stay at the top of the leader board, load of fuckin' bollocks! Only time it's worth watching is when there's a really bad crash. Going back to the original nom .. I got rid of the telly back in 2010 .. I had been thinking of having a telly again but all this crap and the rest of what I read about has put me off along with the nom about talking heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had been thinking of having a telly again Go for the biggest and heaviest TV you can find and fix it to the wall with Blu tac. Then lie down on the floor directly underneath it, with your phone well out of reach, just in case you unfortunately survive the impact. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Go for the biggest and heaviest TV you can find and fix it to the wall with Blu tac. Then lie down on the floor directly underneath it, with your phone well out of reach, just in case you unfortunately survive the impact. Turn the volume and bass up first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Go for the biggest and heaviest TV you can find and fix it to the wall with Blu tac. Then lie down on the floor directly underneath it, with your phone well out of reach, just in case you unfortunately survive the impact. You have not thought that one through very well have you? Should I have attempted to fix it to the wall with blu tack it would be on the floor long before before I would be able lie down directly under it. You not out doing pizza deliveries this evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: No surrender. Not much victory, either. You looking forward to a green United Ireland, Bill? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Not much victory, either. You looking forward to a green United Ireland, Bill? Forget about 1916. 2021 is the turning point. All the Ulster chimps will have to find a new jungle to swing about in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 22:14, King Billy said: Couldn’t agree more. I used to be a big fan of F1 in the Mansell, Senna, Schumacher times. When the cars actually needed to be driven rather than autopiloted by some rich kid tapping away at an oversized PlayStation controller. Even back then though I could never quite get my head round all the major bookies pitched up at Silverstone taking bets on a race that the teams were legally allowed to fix the result of using team orders. The fucking pygmy cunt Hamiltons BLM bullshit has done me a favour as I’ll never watch the shit again. I couldn't agree more. Driver aids continue to destroy the sport. Skill (and bravery) aside, drivers being press-savvy and politically correct for the sponsors appears to have become as important for the teams as the skills required behind the 'wheel'. Cast your memory back to the days of James Hunt, whose F1 victory in a savage 1,000hp death trap was generally accompanied by numerous bottles of champagne, several spliffs and lines of coke, and a dozen horny pit girls. Nowadays Hamilton immediately goes to kiss the arses of those who pay his tax-free salary, before telling everyone how wonderful he is and shoving his attention-seeking bullshit politics down our throats. How times have changed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I couldn't agree more. Driver aids continue to destroy the sport. Skill (and bravery) aside, drivers being press-savvy and politically correct for the sponsors appears to have become as important for the teams as the skills required behind the 'wheel'. Cast your memory back to the days of James Hunt, whose F1 victory in a savage 1,000hp death trap was generally accompanied by numerous bottles of champagne, several spliffs and lines of coke, and a dozen horny pit girls. Nowadays Hamilton immediately goes to kiss the arses of those who pay his tax-free salary, before telling everyone how wonderful he is and shoving his attention-seeking bullshit politics down our throats. How times have changed. Mansell used to get out of his race car dripping with sweat, having lost up to two stone in 2hrs and could barely stand up. Hamilton jumps out of his four wheeled computer and looks like he’s just been to Desmonds for a haircut on his way to a Pussycat Dolls concert. F1....Pile of shite nowadays. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Why the fuck did Capt Tom get a SPOTY award? Did he win the London Marathon this year as well? Jumping on the bandwagon cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 I'm getting the feeling that from now on, the only thing likely to be awarded to a white man is a prison sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, Wolfie said: I couldn't agree more. Driver aids continue to destroy the sport. Skill (and bravery) aside, drivers being press-savvy and politically correct for the sponsors appears to have become as important for the teams as the skills required behind the 'wheel'. Cast your memory back to the days of James Hunt, whose F1 victory in a savage 1,000hp death trap was generally accompanied by numerous bottles of champagne, several spliffs and lines of coke, and a dozen horny pit girls. Nowadays Hamilton immediately goes to kiss the arses of those who pay his tax-free salary, before telling everyone how wonderful he is and shoving his attention-seeking bullshit politics down our throats. How times have changed. He is my least favourite black, Hamilton has done bloody well in achieving that accolade as I once met Paul ince. Edited December 22, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 42 minutes ago, Goober said: Why the fuck did Capt Tom get a SPOTY award? Did he win the London Marathon this year as well? Jumping on the bandwagon cunts. You would think that poor old Capt.Tom had been through enough unpleasantness in his hundred years on Earth. I can only hazard a guess that he’s been given an award for being subjected to Fat Boy Morgan slobbering down the phone to him on a near daily basis, virtue signalling and wallowing in his own self gratification without politely telling the lard arse wanker to Fuck Off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mansell used to get out of his race car dripping with sweat, having lost up to two stone in 2hrs and could barely stand up. Hamilton jumps out of his four wheeled computer and looks like he’s just been to Desmonds for a haircut on his way to a Pussycat Dolls concert. F1....Pile of shite nowadays. How was your recent stint in the cooler, Billy? Did @Frank suddenly appear and try to corner you in the showers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How was your recent stint in the cooler, Billy? Did @Frank suddenly appear and try to corner you in the showers? He's got an arse like a broken cat flap now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 16 hours ago, Eddie said: He is my least favourite black, Hamilton has done bloody well in achieving that accolade as I once met Paul ince. How can you tell them apart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: How can you tell them apart? Ones black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How was your recent stint in the cooler, Billy? Did @Frank suddenly appear and try to corner you in the showers? No but Punkers got released the day I went in and there were a load of ‘funny boys’ if you know what I mean who looked like their missus had just fucked off with the milkman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Goober said: He's got an arse like a broken cat flap now. Unhinged is the word you’re looking for perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: No but Punkers got released the day I went in and there were a load of ‘funny boys’ if you know what I mean who looked like their missus had just fucked off with the milkman. The last time I was in the cooler, I got all frightened in the night. Roops came in and tucked me in, then sang to me in Welsh until I fell asleep. Then she raped me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How can you tell them apart? One’ a proper negroid and the others a spoilt little half white pygmy fake cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last time I was in the cooler, I got all frightened in the night. Roops came in and tucked me in, then sang to me in Welsh until I fell asleep. Then she raped me. It doesn’t count if you’re asleep, according to Neil. He helps them get to sleep with a lump hammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: How was your recent stint in the cooler, Billy? Did @Frank suddenly appear and try to corner you in the showers? Frank’s busy kicking fuck out of his emaciated adolescent cell mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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