Trucking Funt Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. Goose at the Punkape’s this year. It’s extraordinarily good cold too and pints of goose fat to make game chips with and to donate to sex offenders. That's your Christmas shag sorted then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This is why I joined. IOU likey thing. I do suffer from the odd dry patch, DC, but generally it's fair to say, if you don't mind me being so bold, that I'm probably the best on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Two rapid replies? Rattled Eric? Says the man who when he first logged on this afternoon quoted me three times in short succession without reply, because he was so rattled he couldn't get it all out in one attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: That's your Christmas shag sorted then. Sex offenders are entitled to a Christmas as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Sex offenders are entitled to a Christmas as well. Friends of yours are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If you are truly English, it has to be goose, Gressingham for me. A bit fiddly and greasy with not much meat, but utterly delicious. I recommend layering the leftovers twixt sage leaves and goose gravy for a Boxing Day treat. Never failed in my house. Turkey is a tasteless, chalky American abhorration and has no place at an Englishman’s table. Farm reared goose is horrible shit, especially if it's from fucking Suffolk. Far, far too much fat. Better just to go out and shoot a wild one. There's millions of the bastards round here. All you've got to do is get some big fuck off cartridges and then pick your flavour: Greylag, Pink Footed, White Fronted, Canada or Egyptian (last two definitely not recommended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Friends of yours are they? Not at all. But if they have goose fat they may have a happier Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Farm reared goose is horrible shit, especially if it's from fucking Suffolk. Far, far too much fat. Better just to go out and shoot a wild one. There's millions of the bastards round here. All you've got to do is get some big fuck off cartridges and then pick your flavour: Greylag, Pink Footed, White Fronted, Canada or Egyptian (last two definitely not recommended). Canadian goose is disgusting...tough and stringy.You would be better of eating a herring gull. I shall be having Plover’s eggs and Irish smoked salmon as a starter to the goose this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. Goose at the Punkape’s this year. It’s extraordinarily good cold too...and pints of goose fat to make game chips with and to donate to sex offenders. Noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: When you first arrived here, in your current guise, you went at me like a bull at a gate. This led me to believe that you were a fucking idiot. Since then you’ve done absolutely nothing to change my opinion. It was you Ape...I was actually like a ‘bull at the gape.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Canadian goose is disgusting...tough and stringy.You would be better of eating a herring gull. I shall be having Plover’s eggs and Irish smoked salmon as a starter to the goose this year. Fucking hell, they put some good stuff in the bins round your way, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I do suffer from the odd dry patch, DC, but generally it's fair to say, if you don't mind me being so bold, that I'm probably the best on here. That patch has now surpassed 5 years and it's drier than a cadaver's fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Two rapid replies? Rattled Eric? I smell blood, old chum.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You didn’t, but bravo my musical genius..such a talent. Notice that I’ve reduced my ellipsis down to two to baffle our resident amateur detective @Decimus? The utter meff. I've been battling these cunts singlehandedly for almost nine years, DC. Decs, Cuntman, Stickers... Noakes. I was running rings around the lot of them until Bawsey posted a screenshot of my polio legs in salopettes. No one can survive that. I eventually recovered and now I can honestly say, hand of heart, with your input we could take the fuckers out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. Goose at the Punkape’s this year. It’s extraordinarily good cold too...and pints of goose fat to make game chips with and to donate to sex offenders. Jesus fucking christ, you absolute fucking wanker. You’ve been reeled in by a formulaic response from the great pretender. DC has studied your drivel and come up with a post that was guaranteed to please a stupid, shallow, fantasist shitcunt like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Says the man who when he first logged on this afternoon quoted me three times in short succession without reply, because he was so rattled he couldn't get it all out in one attempt. Be quiet old man, you’re done here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Jesus fucking christ, you absolute fucking wanker. You’ve been reeled in by a formulaic response from the great pretender. DC has studied your drivel and come up with a post that was guaranteed to please a stupid, shallow, fantasist shitcunt like you. You’re better than this Ape. Goose is a tradition on my table and, as a man, you’re welcome to attend. You have something magnetic about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I've been battling these cunts singlehandedly for almost nine years, DC. Decs, Cuntman, Stickers.. Alfie Noakes. I was running rings around the lot of them until Bawsey posted a screenshot of my polio legs in salopettes. No one can survive that. I eventually recovered and now I can honestly say, hand of heart, with your input we could take the fuckers out. Out of likes but even the bold admire you’re genius Francescino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Be quiet old man, you’re done here. I guarantee he’s significantly younger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Jesus fucking christ, you absolute fucking wanker. You’ve been reeled in by a formulaic response from the great pretender. DC has studied your drivel and come up with a post that was guaranteed to please a stupid, shallow, fantasist shitcunt like you. You should feel sympathy for sex offenders at Christmas Ape. You could visit them in prison over the holiday period, recite bible passages to them and anoint them with goose fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Out of likes but even the bold admire you’re genius Francescino. Toady, sycophant Frank puppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 59 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Implying that Cape Verde is a luxury destination. Implying that it was all inclusive in the Hilton. Why are you not alarmed at this cunts exposure as an utter liar? Come on Eric, look at it for what it is. Trucko was giving it the big ‘I am’ and boasting about lifestyle which you abhor. He’s been proven to be an utter fuckin liar which is the real point at hand. Cape Verde is the holiday company’s latest attempt at winter sunshine for Brits and only an hour away from the Canaries. It’s targeted at the low end of the market, cheap and all inclusive (EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKIN HILTON) This is me projecting myself as financially superior? Fuck off! The man’s a liar, this is the point and I have never boasted about my wealth or lifestyle. You are all over the place here, your loyalty to your longtime mates has clouded your judgement, which is a bit shit to be honest. Eric's way of worming himself out of a corner, tends to be several days of silence. The man's a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Out of likes but even the bold admire you’re genius Francescino. There are still two weeks to go, but I think we can safely close the nominations for "Most Awful Post of 2020" right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You should feel sympathy for sex offenders at Christmas Ape. You could visit them in prison over the holiday period, recite bible passages to them and anoint them with goose fat. Why, exactly, should I feel any sympathy for sex offenders? Please explain precisely what you’re trying to say, in your uniquely idiotic way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Toady, sycophant Frank puppet. Guilty and proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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