cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Fatty said: At last an intelligent response, wanker I’m watching you, Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m watching you, Fatty. Watch away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m watching you, Fatty. Well it's an easy enough job. Hard to miss the fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, Fatty said: Watch away You fat twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Fatty said: Been drinking the white spirit again Edds I was glue sniffing if you must know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I was glue sniffing if you must know. @EddieYou matey with Ape? Are you making a model of a Bentayga? It's about as close as you will get to owning the real thing, you bankrupt twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @EddieYou matey with Ape? Are you making a model of a Bentayga? It's about as close as you will get to owning the real thing, you bankrupt twat. Why the fuck would he want an SUV that looks like its been styled using Lego bricks? Edited December 23, 2020 by Cunty BigBollox They don't use glue. It's cement (polystyrene) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @EddieYou matey with Ape? Are you making a model of a Bentayga? It's about as close as you will get to owning the real thing, you bankrupt twat. Bentley Motors are dishing food parcels out to locals in Crewe if @Ape™️wants to be part of the Bentley story he could pop down to Cheshire. I am sure that there will be tins of ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why the fuck would he want an SUV that looks like its been styled using Lego bricks? It’s one of the ugliest, most pointless cars ever created. Only an absolute wanker would buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s one of the ugliest, most pointless cars ever created. Only an absolute wanker would buy one. I know someone who has got one .. he also has a lot more money than sense but what matters to him and his missus is the brand and making sure everyone knows that he has got a Bentley, he has also got one of those Porsche SUVs. He's a complete and utter wanker by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s one of the ugliest, most pointless cars ever created. Only an absolute wanker would buy one. @Fatty has got one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: It’s one of the ugliest, most pointless cars ever created. Only an absolute wanker would buy one. X6 for me....dumbcunt’s wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Fatty has got one. actually Fatty bought it for the air hostess, its black, bulky and fuking ugly, the Bentley is nice though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 34 minutes ago, Eddie said: actually Fatty bought it for the air hostess, its black, bulky and fuking ugly, the Bentley is nice though. Laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 @cuntspotter I note that you haven't spent much time on here today. That said, I appreciate that it must be difficult to moderate, with your green head stuck in a bog pan, and kneeling in piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @cuntspotter I note that you haven't spent much time on here today. That said, I appreciate that it must be difficult to moderate, with your green head stuck in a bog pan, and kneeling in piss. I was up with the lark..... barely a skid mark on the sheets or even a damp patch...I’ve been chopping wood in the rain and cleaning out the shed. I’m cold and fucking wet now. Time for......... gin, I think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 I'm fucking starting early to after hearing we'll be in Tier fucking 4 from Boxing Day. I'm about 1/3rd of the way through a Chilean Merlot at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm fucking starting early to after hearing we'll be in Tier fucking 4 from Boxing Day. I'm about 1/3rd of the way through a Chilean Merlot at the moment. The police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people to arrest any visitors they may have, whilst turning a blind eye to the mass gatherings of blacks and Asians in every community centre and mosque in the country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I was up with the lark..... barely a skid mark on the sheets or even a damp patch...I’ve been chopping wood in the rain and cleaning out the shed. I’m cold and fucking wet now. Time for......... gin, I think? 'bout right. No sense, no feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm fucking starting early to after hearing we'll be in Tier fucking 4 from Boxing Day. I'm about 1/3rd of the way through a Chilean Merlot at the moment. I wish I was a 1/3 way through a Chilean harlot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 'bout right. No sense, no feeling. Poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I was up with the lark..... barely a skid mark on the sheets or even a damp patch... A man in the pub (it may have been Spotto, who can say) is so wasted that he throws up all down his front. "Ah fuck", he says "My wife is going to kill me, I promised her I wouldn't get pissed". The bloke next to him says "Stick £10 in the pocket and tell her some arsehole at the bar puked on you and gave you the £10 to have it cleaned." The drunk thinks this is a great idea and duly tells this his wife this story when he gets home. The wife reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out two £10 notes and says, "So how come you've got twenty quid then?" The man says, "The cunt shit in my trousers too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A man in the pub (it may have been Spotto, who can say) is so wasted that he throws up all down his front. "Ah fuck", he says "My wife is going to kill me, I promised her I wouldn't get pissed". The bloke next to him says "Stick £10 in the pocket and tell her some arsehole at the bar puked on you and gave you the £10 to have it cleaned." The drunk thinks this is a great idea and duly tells this his wife this story when he gets home. The wife reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out two £10 notes and says, "So how come you've got twenty quid then?" The man says, "The cunt shit in my trousers too." An ordinary tale of everyday folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Poof! Pritchard? Is it really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Pritchard? Is it really you? I picture him as Pancho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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