Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downturn in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downtown in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off. Your avatar idol could do with help with his fashion sense, as the puny little weed looks utterly ridiculous in his flat, wide suits. Stupid fucking double-breasted wanker. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your avatar idol could do with help with his fashion sense, as the puny little weed looks utterly ridiculous in his flat, wide suits. Stupid fucking double-breasted wanker. He looks like he's got cancer. CANCCCERRRR. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your avatar idol could do with help with his fashion sense, as the puny little weed looks utterly ridiculous in his flat, wide suits. Stupid fucking double-breasted wanker. It's possible that jacket fitted once upon a time but AIDS related emaciation has made the closeted poof look fucking ridiculous in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Just now, Goober said: It's possible that jacket fitted once upon a time but AIDS related emaciation has made the closeted poof look fucking ridiculous in it. Whose coat is that jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: Whose coat is that jacket? Maybe Cyril Smith left it to him in his will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: That there is your standard suit expertly cut to disguise the lacy padded basque and thong ensemble c/w stockings and suspenders everyday wear beneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: He looks like he's got cancer. CANCCCERRRR. somebody call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: somebody call? Good old, Withers. Hurriedly zipping up his pantaloons after strangling a goose by his pond to answer the call. I'd like to think this would be enough to shake Frank's sleeping bag, but like most of his legend, it's probably bollocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Good old, Withers. Hurriedly zipping up his pantaloons after strangling a goose by his pond to answer the call. I'd like to think this would be enough to shake Frank's sleeping bag, but like most of his legend, it's probably bollocks... I suspect you keep a pangolin in your underpants.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 55 minutes ago, Decimus said: He looks like he's got cancer. CANCCCERRRR. Of the mortgage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 58 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your avatar idol could do with help with his fashion sense, as the puny little weed looks utterly ridiculous in his flat, wide suits. Stupid fucking double-breasted wanker. The photograph has obviously been doctored which suits your class war chippy narrative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Your avatar idol could do with help with his fashion sense, as the puny little weed looks utterly ridiculous in his flat, wide suits. Stupid fucking double-breasted wanker. He is actually 'Walter The Softy' from the Beano, grown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downtown in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off. This is very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The photograph has obviously been doctored which suits your class war chippy narrative. No, it fucking hasn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you keep a pangolin in your underpants.... lol. Mine is in the pot - Chinese tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you keep a pangolin in your underpants.... lol. Can you play the pangolin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downtown in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off. How can the fashion industry be terrorised by one feeble poof, I will never know, but I take my hat off to your expertise, lord Punkers. Anyway, a rich rainbow man with a handsome property portfolio, he would never have mingled with some backwaters common toilet sniffer estate agent like you, even in his ropey, piss-yellow advanced old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, it fucking hasn’t. If it walks and squawks and dresses like a cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Can you play the pangolin? I suspect you keep a prairie dog in your pantaloons... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downtown in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off. He was a fucking disgrace who reduced his brand name to a laughing stock. At one time Pierre Cardin boys boxers were being given away as a freebie in East Street Market with the yams, bush meat and black bananas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you keep a prairie dog in your pantaloons... lol. Probably, along with one of those new Purewick urine catheter machines. Why she spent the £500 I will never know. We all take the piss out of her for free. lol lol lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, White Cunt said: How can the fashion industry be terrorised by one feeble poof, I will never know, but I take my hat off to your expertise, lord Punkers. Anyway, a rich rainbow man with a handsome property portfolio, he would never have mingled with some backwaters common toilet sniffer estate agent like you, even in his ropey, piss-yellow advanced old age. The reality of his cuntexploits in Provence as a one man rapacious commercial exploitation machine is very different from the air of cultural refinery and elegance exuded in the fashionable boudoirs of West Paris. He was a dirty fucking villain and thief with a greedy gibs attitude that eventually destroyed his fashion brand and reputation. The BBC exalts him as he is seen as a step toward post war women's liberation. Shows what fucking cunts they are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 57 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The photograph has obviously been doctored which suits your class war chippy narrative. Henceforth call him The Jacket.* * after The Jackal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably, along with one of those new Purewick urine catheter machines. Why she spent the £500 I will never know. We all take the piss out of her for free. lol lol lol You are a knicker picker and enjoy sniffing soiled under garments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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