ChildeHarold Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. When you go ALL CAPS, is that supposed to be the equivalent of you screaming in my face ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs Those medieval serfs Harold were paying the landowners 10% of their earnings, a tithe, in produce or cash for the privilege of being allowed to farm the land and live in a cottage with their family. Fast forward many centuries and tell me where in the world income tax is 10% or lower with free accommodation too? Perhaps I’ve not spotted any of these socialist paradises because I’m too stupid to have believed that they don’t fucking exist, you thick, shit for brains, living in cloud cuckoo land cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Doubtful..walt baby...with poots baby only in the job 5 minutes the shinners look on course to be the the ruling party..instead of 10 billion a year in subsidies theyll hit bojo for 15 billion ..politics is a filthy bizniz ..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 45 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins. @PANZER MURPHY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. More homosexual descriptive prose from dear Harry. What turned you in to an angry, mentally retarded, deviant fucking iron? Like many of your Ilk, I'd wager you were a long-term inhabitant of that pedo kids home. Get a decent fuck n' fist when uncle Jimmy visited, did thou? Turned you off fanny for life and made you a danger to the barely legal rough-trade of south-east asia in one hit. I think I almost feel sorry for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. I got really badly sunburned there in '73. So I fucking hate the place John Nettles is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins. Not feelin the love here atall atall ..are ya stuck in yer truck with a load of rotting produce ...have the frog customs men confiscated yer ham n cheese sambo? PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Not feelin the love here atall atall ..are ya stuck in yer truck with a load of rotting produce ...have the frog customs men confiscated yer ham n cheese sambo? PANZERMURPHYBABY Have you not heard Paddy? Things are picking up with the rest of the world here now. Even the Jocks are starting to pipe down. Not long until we join CPTPP now and become the bankers for Asia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Not feelin the love here atall atall ..are ya stuck in yer truck with a load of rotting produce ...have the frog customs men confiscated yer ham n cheese sambo? PANZERMURPHYBABY How do most good get to Ireland? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/brexit-irish-hauliers-seek-state-help-to-bypass-uk-land-bridge-1.4359886%3fmode=amp I think it’ll be your fresh fruit and veg rotting in a lorry somewhere- get used to eating spuds again, what could go wrong... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: How do most good get to Ireland? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/brexit-irish-hauliers-seek-state-help-to-bypass-uk-land-bridge-1.4359886%3fmode=amp I think it’ll be your fresh fruit and veg rotting in a lorry somewhere- get used to eating spuds again, what could go wrong... 🎶 "My potato brings all the Irish to the yard, And they're like, that famine was hard They're like, that famine was hard Can't eat it, so they'll have to starve Paddy's life sure is hard, sure is hard, sure is hard" 🎶 Milkshake (cover) - Cocky Island Records 2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cockyroach said: 🎶 "My potato brings all the Irish to the yard, And they're like, that famine was hard They're like, that famine was hard Can't eat it, so they'll have to starve Paddy's life sure is hard, sure is hard, sure is hard" 🎶 Milkshake (cover) - Cocky Island Records 2021. The bog rats will be eating their kids in 12 months, mark my words. It’s all part of EUs plan to find a place for the undesirables they used to dump on us; goat shaggers, child refugees with full beards, former child soldiers from darkest Africa, eastern block and Asia Minor gypos, rapists and criminals- coming to paddy land soon. Time to mine the Irish Sea and machine gun anything that moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 23 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins. Ah, the good old days.... the guards handing over gangster farmers (cos they hated them more than we did) tea and scones with the Irish army who escorted our lads around on their side tracking the wires of cross border ieds. They were all good lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 23/05/2021 at 21:15, ChildeHarold said: Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. That it may be, Aitch, but the cost of drugs over there is almost double what you would pay on the mainland. Curtis 'Cockey' Warren hit upon the bright idea to import a ton or so of Morocco's finest in order to clandestinely get him back on the Sunday Times Rich List. It was doomed from the start however has he failed to recognise he'd probably be a high on the security services hit list after his parole from a Dutch jail. Maybe it was all a ruse to prove that he's actually lost his millions in ill gotten, or maybe he just likes breaking the law. Whatever the case he ended up with another decade or so boarding in her majesty's guest house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That it may be, Aitch, but the cost of drugs over there is almost double what you would pay on the mainland. Curtis 'Cockey' Warren hit upon the bright idea to import a ton or so of Morocco's finest in order to clandestinely get him back on the Sunday Times Rich List. It was doomed from the start however has he failed to recognise he'd probably be a high on the security services hit list after his parole from a Dutch jail. Maybe it was all a ruse to prove that he's actually lost his millions in ill gotten, or maybe he just likes breaking the law. Whatever the case he ended up with another decade or so boarding in her majesty's guest house... Warren was stitched MC. He was causing havoc on his release by intimidating ‘business men’ that he’d originally funded who were now very powerful in their own right. The tipping point came when he had one of their wives kidnapped and de-eared. He had to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 15 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Have you not heard Paddy? Things are picking up with the rest of the world here now. Even the Jocks are starting to pipe down. Not long until we join CPTPP now and become the bankers for Asia. Yer not still gibberin about that tranz ting are ya ? must be nearly 15 months since that fart was floated ...must be takin a while to make y'all a seat or somthin. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Yer not still gibberin about that tranz ting are ya ? must be nearly 15 months since that fart was floated ...must be takin a while to make y'all a seat or somthin. PANZERMURPHYBABY Just crossing the T's and dotting the I's. https://www.chathamhouse.org/2021/03/why-joining-cptpp-smart-move-uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The bog rats will be eating their kids in 12 months, mark my words. It’s all part of EUs plan to find a place for the undesirables they used to dump on us; goat shaggers, child refugees with full beards, former child soldiers from darkest Africa, eastern block and Asia Minor gypos, rapists and criminals- coming to paddy land soon. Time to mine the Irish Sea and machine gun anything that moves If that's the case, expect a lot of dead immigrants and deflated unicorns and dinghies in the Irish sea, as the silly cunts will still think the UK is the land of milk and honey and try to get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Just crossing the T's and dotting the I's. https://www.chathamhouse.org/2021/03/why-joining-cptpp-smart-move-uk Its not crossing the T's that you should worry about, rather its the cunts crossing the English Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If that's the case, expect a lot of dead immigrants and deflated unicorns and dinghies in the Irish sea, as the silly cunts will still think the UK is the land of milk and honey and try to get here. Good. Fish food. I always think about nature above all else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good. Fish food. I always think about nature above all else. Oh it's you Stubbs Now Prof is into fish - swordfish is nice, but expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 23/05/2021 at 23:55, camberwell gypsy said: I got really badly sunburned there in '73. So I fucking hate the place John Nettles is a cunt Did your skin go bergerac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Wolfie said: Did your skin go bergerac? Remember that bit from Robocop when that bloke crashed into that tank of toxic waste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Oh it's you Stubbs Now Prof is into fish - swordfish is nice, but expensive. Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Remember that bit from Robocop when that bloke crashed into that tank of toxic waste? I'd imagine the sight of your sunburn was easily overshadowed by the hairy batwings sprouting from your bikini. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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