ProfB Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Hi there, ProfB reporting. Drivers expect to see tyres, dead things & car parts on the road etc. BUT: I was driving on a dual today when IĀ saw a sweeping brush in the middle of the road, a little laterĀ a watering can on a B road? These discarded items endanger life. So far this year I have seen discarded on our roads: A bed mattress (really, it mustāve fell off the back of something?), bricks 1 slipper (male ie checked pattern), a sock, one large black bin bagĀ - contents unknown. A torn Chelsea football shirt, a TV remote, & a scarf. Overall, people are tending to lose clothing on the roadsĀ - why? I may never know. Years ago, I was driving along & saw something that looked like a washing machine door - WTF? Love ProfB XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 I can only assume Load 'n' Go type vans aren't very proficient at securing their loads.Ā A mate of mine who was moving from London to Norwich left London with his bicycle tied to the roof rack but when he arrived in Norwich, no bike!Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A mate of mine who was moving from London to Norwich left London with his bicycle tied to the roof rack but when he arrived in Norwich, no bike!Ā Just a wild guess, but I'm assuming that his return journey took him through Mile Cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Things I'd like to see in the road, #1 of 1: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 I was saw a TV doc where workmen cleared debris from dual carriageways, the boss said sometimes the lads get a laugh 'babydoll' nightdresses (AKA short things, were you can see the seaweeds?)Ā & such were discarded? It makes you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Things I'd like to see in the road, #1 of 1: BAWS how could you be soo nasty to ProfB š¢Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Things I'd like to see in the road, #1 of 1: Thank God that didn't have Welshman stuck in the back end of it when it was hit by the car.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Thank God that didn't have Welshman stuck in the back end of it when it was hit by the car.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: 'They'll suck anyfing' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 'They'll suck anyfing' Welshmen or sheep?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: I was saw a TV doc where workmen cleared debris from dual carriageways, the boss said sometimes the lads get a laugh 'babydoll' nightdresses (AKA short things, were you can see the seaweeds?)Ā & such were discarded? It makes you think? It makes me think......why can't we have a great big fuck Off outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease again. Lay waste toĀ every fucking empty-headed sheep in the land! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 @RoadkillĀ what have you seen on the roads then? Apart from road kill?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @RoadkillĀ what have you seen on the roads then? Apart from road kill?Ā There was a pissĀ stained double mattress on the A1058 on Friday nightĀ and in 2018 I remember seeing some cunt getting pulled out of a flipped Ford Focus near the Silverlink roundabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: There was a pissĀ stained double mattress on the A1058 on Friday nightĀ and in 2018 I remember seeing some cunt getting pulled out of a flipped Ford Focus near the Silverlink roundabout. How can you be sure? Did you pull over and inspect it thoroughly, taste it maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: There was a pissĀ stained double mattress on the A1058 on Friday nightĀ and in 2018 I remember seeing some cunt getting pulled out of a flipped Ford Focus near the Silverlink roundabout. Wasn't someone getting pulled off in a Ford Focus, was it?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 5 hours ago, ProfB said: Hi there, ProfB reporting. Drivers expect to see tyres, dead things & car parts on the road etc. BUT: I was driving on a dual today when IĀ saw a sweeping brush in the middle of the road, a little laterĀ a watering can on a B road? These discarded items endanger life. So far this year I have seen discarded on our roads: A bed mattress (really, it mustāve fell off the back of something?), bricks 1 slipper (male ie checked pattern), a sock, one large black bin bagĀ - contents unknown. A torn Chelsea football shirt, a TV remote, & a scarf. Overall, people are tending to lose clothing on the roadsĀ - why? I may never know. Years ago, I was driving along & saw something that looked like a washing machine door - WTF? Love ProfB XXX Typical for the west coast main line are dismembered bodies and dead badgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: How can you be sure? Did you pull over and inspect it thoroughly, taste it maybe? It was my mattress. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: There was a pissĀ stained double mattress on the A1058 on Friday nightĀ and in 2018 I remember seeing some cunt getting pulled out of a flipped Ford Focus near the Silverlink roundabout. 'Two days ago, I saw a rig that could haul that Proton. You wanna get out of here... you talk to me.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Two days ago, I saw a rig that could haul that Proton. You wanna get out of here... you talk to me.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One of my Desert Island DVDs. That cunt above also played the baddie in commando. The fat cunt in the chainmail vest. He also spoofed the Mad Max character in 'Weird Science'... I bet you've got a pre-pubescent bongo pic of Kelly LeBrock, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: One of my Desert Island DVDs. That cunt above also played the baddie in commando. The fat cunt in the chainmail vest. He also spoofed the Mad Max character in 'Weird Science'... I bet you've got a pre-pubescent bongo pic of Kelly LeBrock, haven't you? Enough spaff must have been spilled over thoughts of Kelly in Weird Science to re float the Titanic- most of it mine. That film had a profound affect on young Pecker and without the likes of her,Ā Daisy Duke and WilmaĀ Deering, I'd have probably turned out a screaming bender 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Enough spaff must have been spilled over thoughts of Kelly in Weird Science to re float the Titanic- most of it mine. That film had a profound affect on young Pecker and without the likes of her,Ā Daisy Duke and WilmaĀ Deering, I'd have probably turned out a screaming bender Even crumpet was better in the 80s. Now we've got a generation of young women staining themselves orange and having bathroom sealant pumped into their tits, faces and arse cheeks. Most of whom are barely literate enough to fill out the Visiting Order for their black 'bay-bee farvers'. Compared to a naturally beautiful, intelligent and classy female, as pictured above... modern women really are disgusting fucking pigs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Even crumpet was better in the 80s. Now we've got a generation of young women staining themselves orange and having bathroom sealant pumped into their tits, faces and arse cheeks. Most of whom are barely literate enough to fill out the Visiting Order for their black 'bay-bee farvers'. Compared to a naturally beautiful, intelligent and classy female, as pictured above... modern women really are disgusting fucking pigs. Except for their lily-white bleached arseholes... I'm not sure who women do this for, because I've not met a bloke yet that actually prefersĀ day glow orange combined with multiple fake body parts. I suppose it could benefit the munters somewhat, but it just turns any half decent looking woman into a freak show.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Goober said: Except for their lily-white bleached arseholes... I'm not sure who women do this for, because I've not met a bloke yet that actually prefersĀ day glow orange combined with multiple fake body parts. I suppose it could benefit the munters somewhat, but it just turns any half decent looking woman into a freak show.Ā The influence of a generation raised on hardcore internet bongo flicks. Todayās thick as pig shit hoors seem to think looking like a pornstar cum target is the way to snag mr perfect- aĀ head to toe tattooed fuck wit with a good splash of the tar brush.Ā Add toĀ that the blanket coverage of those Kardasian cunt slags and the plastic bimbos and roid pumped retards on love island, these sheep are easily lead. The only hope is that the vacuous ways they live their shallow lives renders them sterile or to a very early grave. As brother Eric stated, a natural beauty with wit and brains is a rare creature indeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Today as I was driving, I ironically spied a strap used for keeping cargo onboard a vehicle discarded in the middle of the road & later on, a bumper plus registration plate- do drivers notĀ check their rearview mirror? Buying replacement plates costs big & they want all kinds of ID - so why loose your rear-end? Meanwhile ProfB was playing the Stones 40 Licks as driving music - WTF - they've ruined Can't always get what you want - turned itĀ into a 7 min plus gossiple thing. 4 mins was enough, I like to get it over & done with. Only song they had ruined mind. Under my thumbThe girl who once had me downUnder my thumbThe girl who once pushed me around It's down to meThe difference in the clothes she wearsDown to me, the change has comeShe's under my thumb Was taping my toe to this number on the 'dead pedal' of the the ProfB automatic automotive - oh yes. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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