Goober Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well coming from a Bubble, that's hardly a compliment. You cunts will fuck anything with a pulse. Are you sure that's a prerequisite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Are you sure that's a prerequisite? The only thing "throbbing" about Ming is Frank's brain freeze whenever he gets her out of the freezer and sucks her toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: The only thing "throbbing" about Ming is Frank's brain freeze whenever he gets her out of the freezer and sucks her toes. I'm never eating Funny Feet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well coming from a Bubble, that's hardly a compliment. You cunts will fuck anything with a pulse. How do you know that I have a pulse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: And now WC – one of just two on the site genuinely less entertaining than an empty plastic cup – has joined forces with Baldrick and the nouveau riche taxi-driving Greek pooftah. It's as though a trio of Athenian street dogs, each rabid, covered in scabs and limping on three legs, has teamed up for a kill. Wolfie you are a loser .. even your dogs hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: Are you sure that's a prerequisite? If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn't move fuck it anyway, it might just be sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The only thing "throbbing" about Ming is Frank's brain freeze whenever he gets her out of the freezer and sucks her toes. Frank the silly cunt, went to the chest freezer and grabbed something yellow but later released he was fucking a full sized smoked haddock and had eaten Ming the previous evening with new potatoes, shiitake mushrooms and a cheeky Chablis lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Frank the silly cunt, went to the chest freezer and grabbed something yellow but later released he was fucking a full sized smoked haddock and had eaten Ming the previous evening with new potatoes, shiitake mushrooms and a cheeky Chablis lol I’m worried about you and this recurring theme, Stubster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m worried about you and this recurring theme, Stubster. He loves it since I popularised it with 'haddock sluice'. Most of my fish related vaginal euphemisms have been forgotten... mackerel satchel cod clamp tench trench pilchard purse turbot tunnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 15 hours ago, Wolfie said: And now WC – one of just two on the site genuinely less entertaining than an empty plastic cup – has joined forces with Baldrick and the nouveau riche taxi-driving Greek pooftah. It's as though a trio of Athenian street dogs, each rabid, covered in scabs and limping on three legs, has teamed up for a kill. Yeah yeah, yeah. Your enormous yet quail egg shell’s - thin ego really lives up to its sensitivity. You like to dish out but can’t easily take it. Have you got any more of your illustrious, rarified words of wisdom, more on the scale of obtrusive and bitchy snarls? I expect a long litany, from that puffed up avocado you carry on your shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He loves it since I popularised it with 'haddock sluice'. Most of my fish related vaginal euphemisms have been forgotten... mackerel satchel cod clamp tench trench pilchard purse turbot tunnel Herring hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Herring hole. Mullet gullet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Tim, don't even go there .. Barsey isn't even human, not even a compure. He is simply an algorithm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Herring hole. Anchovy garden Pollock bollocks I'll leave the low hanging fruit of "Jewfish" for Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Tim, don't even go there .. Barsey isn't even human, not even a compure. He is simply an algorithm. What the actual fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mullet gullet Bream beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Frank said: We did indeed. And you’re a fine looking lady, Pen. Did the pair of you enjoy a frotting session? Tell me frank, is pens cock really as big as a horses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Bream beaver Bucket of rotting fish guts, dead squid and manatee piss left to fester in the midday sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Did the pair of you enjoy a frotting session? Tell me frank, is pens cock really as big as a horses? Tim don't go there .. Frank would pull your arms off and twist your scrawny little neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 52 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Tim don't go there .. Frank would pull your arms off and twist your scrawny little neck. Who the fuck is Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well coming from a Bubble, that's hardly a compliment. You cunts will fuck anything with a pulse. They certainly put you too shame with their goat antics. I could imagine a young Franco being shown a right a right of passage (no pun intended) by an elderly Greek mountain herder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Tim don't go there .. Frank would pull your arms off and twist your scrawny little neck. We all know the only thing frank pulls off are burley sailors in the port towns where he docks When was the last time you had a piece of arse pen? I’m guessing a very long time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck is Tim? It’s part of the Frank and the Freak doxing show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s part of the Frank and the Freak doxing show. Shut up Derek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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