Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s not invisible. Ffs DC pay attention. It’s imaginary. If it was invisible how the fuck would I know where I’ve parked it? I thought I saw you today in Aldi in that empty space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought I saw you today in Aldi in that empty space? I don’t shop in Aldi. Their premium caviar tastes like frogspawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Talking of frogspawn, where's that cunt 'scrotes now that the frogs have been shat out of the Euros? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of frogspawn, where's that cunt 'scrotes now that the frogs have been shat out of the Euros? Are you talking football or bollix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: It’s not invisible. Ffs DC pay attention. It’s imaginary. If it was invisible how the fuck would I know where I’ve parked it? Wait until the car park's full and go to the empty space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of frogspawn, where's that cunt 'scrotes now that the frogs have been shat out of the Euros? His goose is cooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 19 hours ago, DCI Gene Cunt said: Post Deleted Something tells me Simon Armitage could be cancelled after this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 19 hours ago, DCI Gene Cunt said: Post Deleted You're a sick man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 19 hours ago, DCI Gene Cunt said: Post Deleted When I was working on the wards, I had to take care of coma patients. One day I was washing this female and was washing her private parts. This made her moan. Every time I washed there she moaned even more. I reported this to the Dr and he informed the husbabd that if he performed oral sex with her it may bring her out of the coma. So he climbed onto her bed, we drew the curtains and left the room. Two minutes later we heard her flatlining. We rushed in and asked the husband what happened to which he replied "I dunno, I think she choked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Charges against four men accused of shooting her have been dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Charges against four men accused of shooting her have been dropped. They are innocent. They might have been holding the guns, but it was racism and oppression and slavery that pulled the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They are innocent. They might have been holding the guns, but it was racism and oppression and slavery that pulled the trigger. British imperialist racism .. we pulled the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: British imperialist racism .. we pulled the trigger. If 'we' did pull the trigger I doubt we would have missed*. (* @Eric Cuntman I assume this would be counted as a miss as the target is still alive after a head shot) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 10 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Charges against four men accused of shooting her have been dropped. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: LOL POST DELETED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 There must have been 50 people at that party but not one of them can identify the shooters. All these whities look the same, that’s the trouble. Poor Sasha......head like a witch doctor’s rattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 (edited) On 26/02/2022 at 15:12, judgetwi said: There must have been 50 people at that party but not one of them can identify the shooters. All these whities look the same, that’s the trouble. Poor Sasha......head like a witch doctor’s rattle. Edited February 27, 2022 by Decimus JEW CUNT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Don’t get it Brainbox......other than the “Jew cunt” bit obviously. I’m sure the Roopsfuhrer is pissing his Y fronts but this is way above my head. Most embarrassing. Could you come down to my level by any chance? It makes you wonder how we came to rule the world when there are smart cunts like you about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 19:15, Lairy Larry said: LOL Your choice of avatar along with certain comment's you've made has my (historically accurate) beast-radar pinging like a U-Boat amongst an Atlantic convoy. I'll be fucking watching you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Your choice of avatar along with certain comment's you've made has my (historically accurate) beast-radar pinging like a U-Boat amongst an Atlantic convoy. I'll be fucking watching you. Who's that in your avatar? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who's that in your avatar? My guess would be Michael Stone. @King Billy can doubtless confirm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who's that in your avatar? The Oracle known as Baws has already given you the name but allow me to add some backstory. An IRA active service unit planned on blowing the stationed troops in Gibraltar to pieces via a car bomb. However the plot was uncovered by the spooks and they were greeted by a few blokes from Hereford who let loose with their MP5's with ferocious volume and accuracy just before the atrocity unfolded. Now Micky being a die-hard loyalist decided that their martyrdom funeral would be the perfect time to take out Adams, McGuiness and the rest of the leadership. He turned up on his own with hand grenades and a 9mm pistol in order to get the job done. The man had a pair of bollocks to rival a Rhino, but sadly as you can see from his picture lacking the had to eye coordination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: The Oracle known as Baws has already given you the name but allow me to add some backstory. An IRA active service unit planned on blowing the stationed troops in Gibraltar to pieces via a car bomb. However the plot was uncovered by the spooks and they were greeted by a few blokes from Hereford who let loose with their MP5's with ferocious volume and accuracy just before the atrocity unfolded. Now Micky being a die-hard loyalist decided that their martyrdom funeral would be the perfect time to take out Adams, McGuiness and the rest of the leadership. He turned up on his own with hand grenades and a 9mm pistol in order to get the job done. The man had a pair of bollocks to rival a Rhino, but sadly as you can see from his picture lacking the had to eye coordination. I know all about Gibraltar. It's one of my favourites. At the inquiry, 'Soldier-D' was asked why he shot the suspect 13 times. He replied... "Because the Browning HP only holds 13 rounds." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know all about Gibraltar. It's one of my favourites. At the inquiry, 'Soldier-D' was asked why he shot the suspect 13 times. He replied... "Because the Browning HP only holds 13 rounds." I've actually heard that story and am sure he managed to keep a straight face while telling the enquiry. It's a good job that he wasn't using a Heckler and Kock G3 on the job. Although I'm certain the answer would have been the same! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who's that in your avatar? Looks like that tubby little eyetie who sang "Save your love"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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