Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Clarks? They don't have a secret compass in the heel, do they? Why don't we ask the site's resident Clarks shoes expert @Gronda Gronda, whose half-pint 3.5% gnat's piss personality is so mind-numbingly colourless it makes his sensible brown leather 'town & country' lace-ups stand out like a botched tattoo. What a complete fucking bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, I wasn't intending to, but since you asked so nicely... Here's a good example @Admin as to why the 'cunt' & 'iron' buttons would prove a welcome return for most. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Here's a good example @Admin as to why the 'cunt' & 'iron' buttons would probably be a welcome return for most. Iron is self explanatory however could somebody explain what the cunt button meant/indicated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Iron is self explanatory however could somebody explain what the cunt button meant/indicated? If it returns, expect to get au fait with it. Moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If it returns, expect to get au fait with it. Moron. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If it returns, expect to get au fait with it. Moron. What drugs/medication are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If it returns, expect to get au fait with it. Moron. You weren't here at the time, were you? That seems like years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Definitely the best scene in the crap Danny fucking Dyer tour de farce......”Football Factory”......where the kid wearing his jumper like a gay gets it nicked after taking a whack on the bonce with a baseball bat. That’s what ponces like that deserve. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: John Lobb- £750. With the trees. I’d like to “lobb” a breeze block directly onto franks walnut bonce @Frank you bender, you’ve taken a pasting here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a pair of 3 eyelet oxfords from Clarks. Soft, comfortable, stitched leather soles. Indistinguishable from the JL equivalent. £75. Nobody can tell when you're wearing them. Paying more is ridiculous. (Yes, I know. I just don't get it.) Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, Frank said: Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ You couldn’t live without a pair of expensive shoes and an expensive mattress? You make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ I don't care. I get more pussy than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't care. I get more pussy than you. I accept that. Do you accept that your Clarke shoes comment was, at best, shortsighted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What drugs/medication are you on? You’ve had a awful lot to say to me since you stated that you had nothing more to say to me, dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ Does it soak up piss better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’ve had a awful lot to say to me since you stated that you had nothing more to say to me, dipshit. I'd asked a question openly and you decided to answer it with a load of bollocks, I would hardly call that talking to you. Considering you have become the new Harold and appear to be in the middle of a breakdown I was wondering what is your strategy going forward here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, Frank said: I accept that. Do you accept that your Clarke shoes comment was, at best, shortsighted? No. If you were wearing yours, and I was wearing mine, nobody would be able to differentiate and we would both be comfortable. Stop being silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ Very nice. But what about the McCanns? I’d be interested in your opinion of that pair of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You weren't here at the time, were you? That seems like years ago. You sound like a Vietnam vet Eric! "You don't know 'cause you weren't there, man"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You sound like a Vietnam vet Eric! "You don't know 'cause you weren't there, man"! I don't like to talk about the 'nam. war is hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't like to talk about the 'nam. war is hell. "War is hell" Audie Murphy said that Or was it Alan Ladd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Of course I don’t expect you to get it. The difference between you and I is that one of us has been lucky enough to experience the finer things in life... and it ain’t you. Take my two and half thousand pound Tempur Cloud orthopedic mattress for example. I must spend about the same amount of hours per day lying on it as I do wending around town in my shoes. Both are extraordinary things that I couldn’t live without. Take it from me, Eric, there is nothing like a bespoke pair of shoes. What you don’t have... https://robbreport.com/style/accessories/bespoke-shoe-guide-john-lobb-2716410/ I totally agree that a premium mattress of good quality is one of life's essential purchases. As for footwear, a decent, comfortable pair can be obtained for a fraction of the price that the faggoty, Elton Johnesque wank you're advocating costs. There's absolutely no way a shoe that's priced at over 3k is significantly superior enough to warrant such a disgusting price tag. All that being said, I imagine the crippling vanity that's lead to you wearing wigs is also responsible for your sad as fuck peacocking of gay men's shoes. It may make you feel like the debonair man about town when you mince around in them, but the only people who will ever realise their worth are the rent boys with a close up view of them as they push your ankles behind your ears. You ridiculous old cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. If you were wearing yours, and I was wearing mine, nobody would be able to differentiate and we would both be comfortable. Stop being silly. I think we’re both passed caring what others might think. It’s a matter of comfort and quality. I know what you’re trying to say.. I felt the same when I was skint. I promise you, Eric, until you’ve owned a pair of bespoke shoes, you’ll never know what comfort really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: I think we’re both passed caring what others might think. It’s a matter of comfort and quality. I know what you’re trying to say.. I felt the same when I was skint. I promise you, Eric, until you’ve owned a pair of bespoke shoes, you’ll never know what comfort really is. You know I never fall into these traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Eddie said: You silly old Quentin Roops treated me to these from Bellstaff, £450 reduced to £150 at the ashford outlet centre in kent, perfect for the Harley ride outs x https://ibb.co/yYdNgfq That’s any interesting looking chair/sofa you’ve got there, Ed. Do you have another shot, or is this just a bullshit google pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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