ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Her idiocy quotient is very high. Drop dead fanny fart face, ugly 4 eyed cunt with the wit of a piece of dehydrated, out of date DOG SHIT. Womble breathe now bog off Hope the Python goes up your fanny hole & out of your gob, you bore of the year whose breathe stinks like a dish washer that been left unattended for 20 years. Fuck off granny, go reline your handbag & trim your facial hair. BORE OFF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can now reveal that I am not a proud, kilt-wearing Scotsman, but rather a grandmother of fourteen from Shropshire, That’s a shocking revelation allright. Fourteen? My mum didn’t become a granny till she was 23, but she had a very strict Presbyterian upbringing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Albino you say? Father O’Rourke on my paper round had one of those. He invited me in to see it one morning. He held it in his lap and asked me to stroke it. I don’t think it liked me because it’s head went all purple and angry. I was right because when I touched it the horrible thing spat it’s venom all up my arm. I was late for school that morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Albino you say? Father O’Rourke on my paper round had one of those. He invited me in to see it one morning. He held it in his lap and asked me to stroke it. I don’t think it liked me because it’s head went all purple and angry. I was right because when I touched it the horrible thing spat it’s venom all up my arm. I was late for school that morning. So that’s why the rabbi secured your kippah with a six inch nail? Explains a lot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Albino you say? Father O’Rourke on my paper round had one of those. He invited me in to see it one morning. He held it in his lap and asked me to stroke it. I don’t think it liked me because it’s head went all purple and angry. I was right because when I touched it the horrible thing spat it’s venom all up my arm. I was late for school that morning. Bullshit. Never happened. No Christian member of the clergy, not even a sexually perverse Catholic priest, would ever let a Christ killer wrap their thick, rubbery lips around their cock. Not to worry though, Hesch, there are plenty of Jewish sex beasts out there to abuse little Jew boys that nobody else wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 16 hours ago, ProfB said: Drop dead fanny fart face, ugly 4 eyed cunt with the wit of a piece of dehydrated, out of date DOG SHIT. Womble breathe now bog off Hope the Python goes up your fanny hole & out of your gob, you bore of the year whose breathe stinks like a dish washer that been left unattended for 20 years. Fuck off granny, go reline your handbag & trim your facial hair. BORE OFF Not a bad cunting there. A bit unorthodox, but decent none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Not a bad cunting there. A bit unorthodox, but decent none the less. I suppose if there's anyone with an appreciation for the sort of things that might lurk down the dunny, it's you. On balance, I'd rather find a python or a fucking funnel web down there than ProfB. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 16 hours ago, ProfB said: Drop dead fanny fart face, ugly 4 eyed cunt with the wit of a piece of dehydrated, out of date DOG SHIT. Womble breathe now bog off Hope the Python goes up your fanny hole & out of your gob, you bore of the year whose breathe stinks like a dish washer that been left unattended for 20 years. Fuck off granny, go reline your handbag & trim your facial hair. BORE OFF Wasn't the python in your bog and did it not bite your dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose if there's anyone with an appreciation for the sort of things that might lurk down the dunny, it's you. On balance, I'd rather find a python or a fucking funnel web down there than ProfB. It revealed yesterday that it was "an hearing aid wearer". Any chance you can stop hacking the various mobile device cameras I own for five minutes and direct some of your teccy magic towards an explosive extraction of its cerebellum? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It revealed yesterday that it was "an hearing aid wearer". Any chance you can stop hacking the various mobile device cameras I own for five minutes and direct some of your teccy magic towards an explosive extraction of its cerebellum? What do you think left it in its current state of severe brain damage in the first place? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 18 hours ago, ProfB said: the wit of a piece of dehydrated, out of date DOG SHIT Is DOG SHIT ever “in” date? Seems redundant to me, and I suspect you know about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 (I appear to have wandered into the dark net by mistake) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Bullshit. Never happened. No Christian member of the clergy, not even a sexually perverse Catholic priest, would ever let a Christ killer wrap their thick, rubbery lips around their cock. Not to worry though, Hesch, there are plenty of Jewish sex beasts out there to abuse little Jew boys that nobody else wants. Don’t be ridiculous Jethro. What kind of idiot would put a snake in their mouth? I may have been young and naive but I wasn’t a fucking special needs cunt. Unlike you obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 🐍 Hiya cute person. Are you having a hissy fit? Go bite a willy. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 06/07/2021 at 19:13, Decimus said: Pen, I've noticed that relatively speaking you've been quite quiet of late. I'd just like to tell you that it hasn't gone unnoticed and that the entire membership appreciates your newly acquired reticence. You boring old cunt. “The entire membership”? Not quite Hillbillyboy. You don’t speak for me and that’s for sure. Astonishing arrogance from a two bob, nothing to say little cocksucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: “The entire membership”? Not quite Hillbillyboy. You don’t speak for me and that’s for sure. Astonishing arrogance from a two bob, nothing to say little cocksucker. Well fuck my old jack boots, I never thought I'd see the day where you had your enormous, Kike conk firmly wedged up Pen's arsehole. You should consider laying off the kosher spesh, Netanyahu. Crippling liver disease aside, it now seems to be affecting your already limited cognitive functions. No need to thank me etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well fuck my old jack boots, I never thought I'd see the day where you had your enormous, Kike conk firmly wedged up Pen's arsehole. You should consider laying off the kosher spesh, Netanyahu. Crippling liver disease aside, it now seems to be affecting your already limited cognitive functions. No need to thank me etc. Are you wonder woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Are you wonder woman? Do you ever look down and wonder how anyone could think you’re a woman? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Do you ever look down and wonder how anyone could think you’re a woman? No .. do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you ever look down and wonder how anyone could think you’re a woman? Back on topic, "she's" looked down a few times whilst sat on the shitter and mistook "her" cock for the albino python mentioned in the OP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Back on topic, "she's" looked down a few times whilst sat on the shitter and mistook "her" cock for the albino python mentioned in the OP. @Dawn Chorus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 06:25, judgetwi said: Albino you say? Father O’Rourke on my paper round had one of those. He invited me in to see it one morning. He held it in his lap and asked me to stroke it. I don’t think it liked me because it’s head went all purple and angry. I was right because when I touched it the horrible thing spat it’s venom all up my arm. I was late for school that morning. That's what you get for killing jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's what you get for killing jesus. Fell of his cross and got run over by a mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fell of his cross and got run over by a mobility scooter. Mobility chariot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mobility chariot 'Trotters Crash Kippah's' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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