Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have come over and said hello, but I was busy scoring the darts match between Rula Lenska and Adge Cutler. As a carrot crunching yokel from the west, but rights I’m the only cunt who knows who Adge Cutler is. The question is; how the fuck do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: "I can still tend the rabbits, George? I think our Katie is more interested in bunnies, of the jungle kind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The little puppy is cute though. Action Man has a lower plastic content than that. If there's a world record holder for gallons of spunk swallowed it's either held by Ms Price or @Earl of Punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: As a carrot crunching yokel from the west, but rights I’m the only cunt who knows who Adge Cutler is. The question is; how the fuck do you? Because I'm your next door neighbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: me & Frank were having cocktails Franks cock and your tail? Forgive me if I’ve got this completely the wrong way round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Franks cock and your tail? Forgive me if I’ve got this completely the wrong way round. No. I hope the Taigs have hidden semtex in your big bonfires you cnut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's 25 years today since my beloved hamster Gizmo was eaten by next door's wolfhound, so I'll thank you to keep your heartless and hurtful comments to yourself in future. I will light a candle for Gizmo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 44 minutes ago, Goober said: Action Man has a lower plastic content than that. If there's a world record holder for gallons of spunk swallowed it's either held by Ms Price or @Earl of Punkape. His name should be 'Spunkape' shouldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's 25 years today since my beloved hamster Gizmo was eaten by next door's wolfhound, so I'll thank you to keep your heartless and hurtful comments to yourself in future. My view is that the average hamster would easily swallow one of those puppies with one gulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: My view is that the average hamster would easily swallow one of those puppies with one gulp. Indeed, but I imagine that even a tyrannosaurus rex would have great difficulty in trying to swallow your monster cock. Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I will light a candle for Gizmo. And remember him on his birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, but I imagine that even a tyrannosaurus rex would have great difficulty in trying to swallow your monster cock. Lol. Fuck off. Pickford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Decimus said: No doubt you'll be wanking your maggot silly all afternoon over this nomination's attached photo. And I highly doubt that it'll be Katie Price's face that ends up getting covered in your custard. You sick fucking cunt. I reckon you must have been thinking of me here Countryboy. Katie is quality crumpet and somewhat DorisDayesque round my way. That’s what “Love Island” does for little boys like you. Ideas above your station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a black cat called Gizmo. And people think I'm a racist. I would have paid good money to see either Gizmo mate with Minty. The next step in evolution, or what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I would have paid good money to see either Gizmo mate with Minty. The next step in evolution, or what? Budgster or Hamerigard? Either way, its no SPG. See you, Jimmy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 I genuinely couldn't fuck this cum receptical if it was laid out naked in front of me and knowing that Harvey had got there before me. Hidious fucking munter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed, but I imagine that even a tyrannosaurus rex would have great difficulty in trying to swallow your monster cock. Lol. Fuck off. Or your big fat stupid gob .. are you on the rag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No. I hope the Taigs have hidden semtex in your big bonfires you cnut. Semtex wouldn’t go off in a bonfire, it’s needs detonating. The fenian bastards would be better off chucking on a few petrol bombs or old grenades- that’ll get the orange cunts hopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Or your big fat stupid gob .. are you on the rag? You’ll never be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You’ll never be Well there was that one time around 31BC. Poor Mark Antony had no fucking clue why she stormed off and left him in the shit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 09/07/2021 at 21:32, Goober said: Action Man has a lower plastic content than that. If there's a world record holder for gallons of spunk swallowed it's either held by Ms Price or @Earl of Punkape. One wonders where the plastic ends and flesh begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 09:49, Dawn Chorus said: One wonders where the plastic ends and flesh begins. YEAH, right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: YEAH, right I wrote my message, submitted, then discovered the daft cow has blocked PMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: I wrote my message, submitted, then discovered the daft cow has blocked PMs. Normally I would applaud anyone slagging off Pen but in your case I find that course of action impossible. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: I wrote my message, submitted, then discovered the daft cow has blocked PMs. If the PMs are like that one, I don't blame her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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