Eddie Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Disturbing news from Scotland, 1300 deaths last year from drug abuse, the highest total for 7 years, the highest figure in Europe and three times that of England. Something needs to be done, that’s not nearly enough dying, any spare drugs you have please please send north. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Disturbing news from Scotland, 1300 deaths last year from drug abuse, the highest total for 7 years, the highest figure in Europe and three times that of England. Something needs to be done now, that’s not nearly enough dying, any spare drugs you have please please send north. Maybe we can implement some kind of testing and passport system? Any cunt with less than a dangerously high concentration of heroin in their system can't use certain public services or locations and must isolate at home until they're properly spackered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Maybe we can implement some kind of testing and passport system? Any cunt with less than a dangerously high concentration of heroin in their system can't use certain public services or locations and must isolate at home until they're properly spackered. You can produce an advert, I will set the scene, a desolate shit hole with extreme weather, a fly covered poor sole having to walk 5 miles a day just to collect his heroin, just £5 would help set up more drug dealers in Scotland… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 32 minutes ago, Eddie said: Disturbing news from Scotland, 1300 deaths last year from drug abuse, the highest total for 7 years, the highest figure in Europe and three times that of England. Something needs to be done, that’s not nearly enough dying, any spare drugs you have please please send north. There seem to be more than a few sweaties who are under the false impression that England in general doesn't want the union to break up. Drunk on too much Mel Gibson, they believe we're all sat here worrying about not being able to oppress the natives by giving them billions of pounds worth of our money each year to spunk on smack and Buckfast. I'd like to disabuse that notion to any Jock reading this. Like the parents of a bastard ginger stepson still living at home and leeching from them well into his 30s, we want you to pack up your shit and fuck off. You won't be missed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: Disturbing news from Scotland, 1300 deaths last year from drug abuse, the highest total for 7 years, the highest figure in Europe and three times that of England. Something needs to be done, that’s not nearly enough dying, any spare drugs you have please please send north. These statistics do of course miss out those who have succumbed from all manner of respiratory disease including the Wuhan flu, via the charming Strathclyde tradition of “Spit Meth”, wherein the most desperate skagheads in town will line up outside Boots waiting for Wee Johnny McGroinabscess to gob their green sticky liquid muco-meth into a shot glass for you to feast on. Quite how you do that through a mask is anyone’s guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: There seem to be more than a few sweaties who are under the false impression that England in general doesn't want the union to break up. Drunk on too much Mel Gibson, they believe we're all sat here worrying about not being able to oppress the natives by giving them billions of pounds worth of our money each year to spunk on smack and Buckfast. I'd like to disabuse that notion to any Jock reading this. Like a bastard ginger stepson leeching off his parents well into his 30s, we want you to pack up your shit and fuck off. You won't be missed. You cunt, Decs. You've been watching Doomesday, haven't you? I'm three fucking miles behind that wall... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You cunt, Decs. You've been watching Doomesday, haven't you? I'm three fucking miles behind that wall... Walls won't fucking stop them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 55 minutes ago, Eddie said: You can produce an advert, I will set the scene, a desolate shit hole with extreme weather, a fly covered poor sole having to walk 5 miles a day just to collect his heroin, just £5 would help set up more drug dealers in Scotland… The UK government could send a massive subsidy North of the border each year to stimulate growth in this area. Business grants to Scottish drug smugglers or heated nurseries for home grown poppy production could help. I'm all for setting up smack dens in school libraries with profits reinvested to encourage even more uptake. Overall though, I'm not sure the average life expectancy in The Gorbals will come down very much given that it's probably not much over 30 already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You cunt, Decs. You've been watching Doomesday, haven't you? I'm three fucking miles behind that wall... There are casualties in all wars, Killer. As a favour, I could get you asylum down here as part of "The programme". There are thousands of unfortunate families unable to produce their very own Geordie, and they're all desperate to provide a loving home to someone else's unwanted one: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are casualties in all wars, Killer. As a favour, I could get you asylum down here as part of "The programme". There are thousands of unfortunate families unable to produce their very own Geordie, and they're all desperate to provide a loving home to someone else's unwanted one: Fuck. This or @Cuntybaws hunting me down like a Scottish version of that Jumanji cunt during the last few days of chaos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Hmmm...that whole 10 in a row thing..some of them took it quite badly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: The UK government could send a massive subsidy North of the border each year to stimulate growth in this area. Business grants to Scottish drug smugglers or heated nurseries for home grown poppy production could help. I'm all for setting up smack dens in school libraries with profits reinvested to encourage even more uptake. Overall though, I'm not sure the average life expectancy in The Gorbals will come down very much given that it's probably not much over 30 already. On the other hand, we could redirect shipping containers from China via Haggistan. All those Fentanyl shipments would reach its target market and any illegals could be processed locally, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 22 minutes ago, White Cunt said: On the other hand, we could redirect shipping containers from China via Haggistan. All those Fentanyl shipments would reach its target market and any illegals could be processed locally, too. Might work in regards to the Fentanyl, but you'd turn the entire country into a fucking Oreo if they started pouring in from the north now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: The UK government could send a massive subsidy North of the border each year to stimulate growth in this area. Fuck all that, let their beloved friends from abroad finance their cuntishness, they wanted out of the UK, get the tartan scag-heads to leech off the EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Hmmm...that whole 10 in a row thing..some of them took it quite badly. They'd done all the T-shirts and other merchandise a year in advance, must have cost them a fucking fortune. It was even funnier than when Hearts got relegated on points-per-game last season, although not quite as funny as when Rangers went bust and got booted out of the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Jumanji Cunt, now I can't stop thinking about Karen Gillan's belly button. I'd certainly like to give that a good glazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Sorry there's no subtitles but this sums it up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Might work in regards to the Fentanyl, but you'd turn the entire country into a fucking Oreo if they started pouring in from the north now. I doubt they would get very far… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Ok. So … who can really get worked up about this “startling revelation”…. You? No. I personally can’t raise a glimmer of interest about this so called “devastating “ and disproportionate cull of Scotland’s underbelly class. It’s a fucking good job that we're not looking at their deaths from alcohol abuse, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 @ChildeHarold Fuck off. Preemptively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: @ChildeHarold Fuck off. Preemptively. I think he already has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: There seem to be more than a few sweaties who are under the false impression that England in general doesn't want the union to break up. Drunk on too much Mel Gibson, they believe we're all sat here worrying about not being able to oppress the natives by giving them billions of pounds worth of our money each year to spunk on smack and Buckfast. I'd like to disabuse that notion to any Jock reading this. Like the parents of a bastard ginger stepson still living at home and leeching from them well into his 30s, we want you to pack up your shit and fuck off. You won't be missed. IndyRef 2 already has well over a million pledges of votes for the jocks to leave the Union. And that's just from England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Cunt, now I can't stop thinking about Karen Gillan's belly button. I'd certainly like to give that a good glazing. If it makes you feel any better I was talking about the original: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If it makes you feel any better I was talking about the original: You’re starting to get a little ahead of yourself. Reel it in please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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