PANZER MURPHY Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Cool name tho..he gets my vote PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 19:55, Cuntybaws said: Oh lah-di-fucking-dah, the new cunt has a house. That's not going to go down too well on here, where every other cunt lives in a bedsit. Laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 18 hours ago, Decimus said: Reported. I'm not sure you can actually report posts just for being absolute shit, can you? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: I'm not sure you can actually report posts just for being absolute shit, can you? 🤔 If only you could, 65% of cunts on here would be permanently in The Cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 15/08/2021 at 00:47, Uncle Meatus said: I'm here. You lazy nasty cunts have been useless. Strap yourselves in. Uncle Meatus...IQ of a fetus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 20 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Cool name tho..he gets my vote PANZERMURPHYBABY Really? I thought you weren’t too keen on voting Pansyboy? Except when it goes your way of course. Then you love democracy don’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Someone rattle yer cage jewdz baby..roll up there n tell ole panz yer woes PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 On 16/08/2021 at 20:11, Decimus said: Here he is! The only Corner member to have ever furiously wanked himself off during the spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp. God only knows how many times you came during the latest live action version of 101 Dalmatians, I imagine you lost count, they were all puppies afterall. Lol. Fuck off. It seems you know plenty about it, I've never seen the fuckin' film (it also seems you know plenty about other things you accuse me of, maybe your split personality is getting the better of you, you don't know what's real or what's fantasy anymore, you cunt) Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 On 17/08/2021 at 17:22, Decimus said: If only you could, 65% of cunts on here would be permanently in The Cooler. '65%' How precise. Is that your OCD kicking in again? Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 4 hours ago, dave said: '65%' How precise. Is that your OCD kicking in again? Fuck off! I guess the ability to calculate a simple percentage must seem like black magic to a shit-sniffing fucking simpleton such as yourself, but to the vast majority of the human race and our lower primate cousins, it's quite simple really. You finger counting, massive-buttoned calculator using, absolute fucking cretin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I guess the ability to calculate a simple percentage must seem like black magic to a shit-sniffing fucking simpleton such as yourself, but to the vast majority of the human race and our lower primate cousins, it's quite simple really. You finger counting, massive-buttoned calculator using, absolute fucking cretin. If dave uses a phone at all, it's probably a Doro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 21 minutes ago, scotty said: If dave uses a phone at all, it's probably a Doro. @scotty, don't you dare knock Doro. In 15 years of making obscene phone calls, whilst absolutely smashed, to the point of double vision, I have never ever misdialed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: smashed, to the point of double vision Two geese with the same stiffy. Living the dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I guess the ability to calculate a simple percentage must seem like black magic to a shit-sniffing fucking simpleton such as yourself, but to the vast majority of the human race and our lower primate cousins, it's quite simple really. You finger counting, massive-buttoned calculator using, absolute fucking cretin. I bet he’d notice if someone stole 65% of his shit menagerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I bet he’d notice if someone stole 65% of his shit menagerie. To fucking right They’d need a Mercedes sprinter at the least, possibly a Bedford Van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 19/08/2021 at 16:51, Decimus said: I guess the ability to calculate a simple percentage must seem like black magic to a shit-sniffing fucking simpleton such as yourself, but to the vast majority of the human race and our lower primate cousins, it's quite simple really. You finger counting, massive-buttoned calculator using, absolute fucking cretin. Pick some random numbers, pretend it's a mathematical calculation, add a load of bollocks, post it, Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I bet he’d notice if someone stole 65% of his shit menagerie. Could you tell us about your menagerie ApeTM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Could you tell us about your menagerie ApeTM? Us? Are you pretending to have a friend now? Or do you mean you and your giant cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Could you tell us about your menagerie ApeTM? Tell us about your kids? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 On 15/08/2021 at 00:47, Uncle Meatus said: I'm here. You lazy nasty cunts have been useless. Strap yourselves in. You’re certainly shaking the place up with your insightful noms. I’m sure the members are eager for your next missive. Dopey fucktard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re certainly shaking the place up with your insightful noms. I’m sure the members are eager for your next missive. Dopey fucktard. Someone’s plugged in the flashing neon MONGS URGENTLY REQUIRED! sign in the Cunts Corner window again ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 On 15/08/2021 at 05:06, Eric Cuntman said: Bubba? You cheeky fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 18:46, Uncle Meatus said: I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: You cheeky fucking cunt. If Decs could invent 'John Bull', creating a spastic of this magnitude could have been a subterfuge coloured feather in your cap. Have you ever had a multi on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Decs could invent 'John Bull', creating a spastic of this magnitude could have been a subterfuge coloured feather in your cap. Have you ever had a multi on here? Ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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