Decimus Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: See above. Fucking right you ‘like’ it. Decimus is one thing.. I’m something else. Know your place. I'm cautiously optimistic that you may be building up to something good here, Frank. Of course if this was five years ago you'd have been on this cunt as soon as he rudely started posting without permission, but that's neither here nor there. I'll warn you now, though. If you're planning on a repeat of last month when you trotted out an unprecedented 193 posts in a single week, you'd better be packing more than the usual YouTube clips and one liners. If not, I'm going to fucking have you. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fight your corner fuckwit. You snooze you loose. Do you really think that anyone has ever been the slightest bit interested in anything you say or do ever, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In good time. I won't be making the same mistake as some on here with knee jerk responses to negative comments. You are a lesser mammal, and need it spelling out for you. This will take time and I have a fucking job that mentally involves more than laying one brick on top of the other. I will post it on the open corner soon and notify all of the chimps of it's arrival. Until then, fuck off back to spunking through letterboxes or whatever it is you do to keep yourself occupied when not here. All the best. Whatever your theories are regarding my previous question you wont need to spell it out in the style of Biff and chip books. Its a well know fact that I've co-authored several research papers and proof read "shit loads" of others. A quick PM to Roops will confirm this. I also took time to show them to doubting Thomas @Bill Stickers shortly before I rolled up the paper copies and shoved them up his fucking arse, the Che Guevara t-shirt wearing student ponce- he hasn't been seen since. Prepare your response and your letter box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In good time. I won't be making the same mistake as some on here with knee jerk responses to negative comments. You are a lesser mammal, and need it spelling out for you. This will take time and I have a fucking job that mentally involves more than laying one brick on top of the other. I will post it on the open corner soon and notify all of the chimps of it's arrival. Until then, fuck off back to spunking through letterboxes or whatever it is you do to keep yourself occupied when not here. All the best. And fuck off whilst you're doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whatever your theories are regarding my previous question you wont need to spell it out in the style of Biff and chip books. Its a well know fact that I've co-authored several research papers and proof read "shit loads" of others. A quick PM to Roops will confirm this. I also took time to show them to doubting Thomas @Bill Stickers shortly before I rolled up the paper copies and shoved them up his fucking arse, the Che Guevara t-shirt wearing student ponce- he hasn't been seen since. Prepare your response and your letter box. Keep your knickers on Stubby, I don't require proof you have a brain, I can read who is sporting decent matter. I'm just participating in the Corner's general themes. If the members here were genuinely thick, there would be no need to offer anything for reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In good time. I won't be making the same mistake as some on here with knee jerk responses to negative comments. You are a lesser mammal, and need it spelling out for you. This will take time and I have a fucking job that mentally involves more than laying one brick on top of the other. I will post it on the open corner soon and notify all of the chimps of it's arrival. Until then, fuck off back to spunking through letterboxes or whatever it is you do to keep yourself occupied when not here. All the best. You stupid fucking cunt. Stubby isn't a bricklayer, he's a highly educated man that wanks off newts for a living. An apology is required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Goober said: You stupid fucking cunt. Stubby isn't a bricklayer, he's a highly educated man that wanks off newts for a living. An apology is required. He's been wanking you by the sounds of things, or you're dreaming that he would. You must be his lucky mascot. Fucking arse-licking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: He's been wanking you by the sounds of things, or you're dreaming that he would. You must be his lucky mascot. Fucking arse-licking cunt. It's true. Stubby really does wank off newts. He is the only customer of Victorinox to have actually worn out the tweezers rather than lost them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's true. Stubby really does wank off newts. He is the only customer of Victorinox to have actually worn out the tweezers rather than lost them. In a preserving local ecologies kind of way or drawing cum for medicinal purposes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In a preserving local ecologies kind of way or drawing cum for medicinal purposes? The first one. and if frank makes a spelling mistake, it's deliberate. Do you like snooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The first one. and if frank makes a spelling mistake, it's deliberate. Do you like snooker? Yes. I got that about Frank almost immediately. Too late to spare myself sadly. Snookered. But I catch on quickly, won't be happening again. He got a like for it. Edited December 3, 2021 by Parabolic Cunting Additional info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In a preserving local ecologies kind of way or drawing cum for medicinal purposes? In a with a whiskey chaser sort of way. It takes all sorts. Fortunately, no animals are harmed in the the production of Stubby's favourite beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 26 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: He's been wanking you by the sounds of things, or you're dreaming that he would. You must be his lucky mascot. Fucking arse-licking cunt. Little bit trigger happy there old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's true. Stubby really does wank off newts. He is the only customer of Victorinox to have actually worn out the tweezers rather than lost them. He has a range of Action Man & Barbie socks for servicing Great Crested newts. It's a shit job, but someone has to save the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 59 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: In a preserving local ecologies kind of way or drawing cum for medicinal purposes? Both 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 44 minutes ago, Goober said: In a with a whiskey chaser sort of way. It takes all sorts. Fortunately, no animals are harmed in the the production of Stubby's favourite beverage. Holy shit doc, what a beast. If I found a cunt like that, wanking would be a no no- I’d euthanize the bastard to protect the gene pool Besides, with choppers like that we couldn’t share a cigarette after our “very important and 100% necessary field work” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Holy shit doc, what a beast. If I found a cunt like that, wanking would be a no no- I’d euthanize the bastard to protect the gene pool Besides, with choppers like that we couldn’t share a cigarette after our “very important and 100% necessary field work” I spoke to Withers earlier. His geese hate Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I spoke to Withers earlier. His geese hate Bubba. Not as much as me By this you’re confirming the plastic frog is still breathing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 42 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Holy shit doc, what a beast. If I found a cunt like that, wanking would be a no no- I’d euthanize the bastard to protect the gene pool Besides, with choppers like that we couldn’t share a cigarette after our “very important and 100% necessary field work” It went to Roops for a check up and this is what happened. Amphibian Rob Beckett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Do you really think that anyone has ever been the slightest bit interested in anything you say or do ever, Frank? Do you really think anyone has ever been the slightest bit interested in anything you post, Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do you really think anyone has ever been the slightest bit interested in anything you post, Ape? Did you ever watch The Young Ones, Drew, or were you already on the piss when it was first broadcast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: In a with a whiskey chaser sort of way. It takes all sorts. Fortunately, no animals are harmed in the the production of Stubby's favourite beverage. Looks like a mad scientist has spliced Jacinda Adern's and a geko's DNA. Which is a vast improvement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: In a with a whiskey chaser sort of way. It takes all sorts. Fortunately, no animals are harmed in the the production of Stubby's favourite beverage. Prince Philip now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like a mad scientist has spliced Jacinda Adern's and a geko's DNA. Which is a vast improvement @Stubby Pecker? Have you ever given a reptile (not Ereptile) one off the cuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Prince Philip now. Janet Slime-Porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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