Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: It doesn't matter whether you do or don't, regardless he'll still go on about it. His lot have got form, they're still banging on about something that didn't happen 77 years ago. The moment's gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 15/05/2022 at 00:54, Eric Cuntman said: The last time I watched this shit, it prompted my then 10 year old self to embark upon the second or third truly meaningful wank of my young life, having seen Cheryl Baker's nickers. One of the top blondes of the 80s in my book. gorgeous, curvy, and slightly thick but not so much as to be annoying. Watching it now is poofy. I dunno Eric. The sight of those Spanish tarts's cheeks wobbling about, would have had your sergeant major snapping to attention, I'm sure. However, the Italian gay play would have taken the edge off it. And the sight of Serbia's Nurse Ratchett (with facial wart as well) would have completely ruined the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno Eric. The sight of those Spanish tarts's cheeks wobbling about, would have had your sergeant major snapping to attention, I'm sure. However, the Italian gay play would have taken the edge off it. And the sight of Serbia's Nurse Ratchett (with facial wart as well) would have completely ruined the evening You're the butch one, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: You're the butch one, right? No. I'm the Sundance kid one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wolfie Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 I'm absolutely fucking delighted Wales has prevented Ukraine from reaching the World Cup finals. The Slavic criminal shithouse is being sucked off by everyone at the moment, so it's nice to see another British team reaching the finals in November. It's precisely what corrupt cunts FIFA didn't want. Fuck them, especially after their reponse to the treatment of Liverpool (and some Real Madrid) fans in Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 On 25/05/2022 at 18:28, Decimus said: I'd certainly like to put him on a fucking list, and it wouldn't be Schindler's. You absolute cunt! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 https://eurovision.tv/story/liverpool-will-host-eurovision-2023 So, where do you host the contest that was won by somewhere that has been, by and large, destroyed turning it into a rat infested shithole? Where the Ukranians will feel at home? Liverpool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://eurovision.tv/story/liverpool-will-host-eurovision-2023 So, where do you host the contest that was won by somewhere that has been, by and large, destroyed turning it into a rat infested shithole? Where the Ukranians will feel at home? Liverpool Christ on his fucking cross, we'll never hear the end of it. Wheelie bin AirBnBs, a Jamie Bulger hologram opening the night with a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' and 2,468,954 mentions of 'The Beatles' from Graham Norton before half the entries have even performed. Still, the red half of the city haven't taken off their black armbands in 33 years, so at least they'll be prepared for the obligatory fake outpourings of grief in support of the Slavic Nazis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Christ on his fucking cross, we'll never hear the end of it. Wheelie bin AirBnBs, a Jamie Bulger hologram opening the night with a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' and 2,468,954 mentions of 'The Beatles' from Graham Norton before half the entries have even performed. Still, the red half of the city haven't taken off their black armbands in 33 years, so at least they'll be prepared for the obligatory fake outpourings of grief in support of the Slavic Nazis. No cunt in the area supports them murdering, crying cunts. The region is blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Wheelie bin AirBnBs, a Jamie Bulger hologram opening the night with a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' and 2,468,954 mentions of 'The Beatles' Just thank fuck that Cilla Black’s dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just thank fuck that Cilla Black’s dead. To be fair, I quite admire the whole anti-monarchy, "Scouse not English" spiel that you get from Liverpudlians, I personally feel more attached to my own local region than the country at large. I've got absolutely fuck all in common with some black-lunged, northern layabout who never considered the possibility of getting another job when their local pit closed 40 years ago. That being said, the only affinity I have with my manic depressive, alcoholic compatriot Drew is that we both wish he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cheeky-caravan dwelling, clothes-peg whittling, green belt polluting, brother-fucking, Romany-tramp cuntess. Perhaps they should’ve given it to a field full of turds, fetid urchins and burning tyres so your Uncle Declan could feel at home. I hate Scousers with a passion, but I have to hand it to them, no City parties harder. I hope they enjoy their festival of deviant transgender degenerate perverts mincing about in the name of Eurovision. Scousers can party hard and hopefully, Putin sends a twatatron missile over on a test run and kills everyone there. I also hope you’re in town visiting your pregnant, 26 year old Grandmother at the time. Fuck off. And a one, a two, a one two three four: Ooohhhh, The scousers love to have a ball, When it's 39 dagos in the wall, They like to cry, When it comes to Hillsborough, they're strangely wry, As the pissing on their own in 89, Left their bladders all dry, They love to hate Duckenfield, They say he's so bad, Yet they're glad, To be so sad, Over the deaths of their lads, Cause they get sympathy for being so mad, Fuck Andy Burnham, the scouse arse licker, I hope he gets crushed by a red cherry picker. - in memory of the 69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Fantastic news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 28 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: And a one, a two, a one two three four: Ooohhhh, The scousers love to have a ball, When it's 39 dagos in the wall, They like to cry, When it comes to Hillsborough, they're strangely wry, As the pissing on their own in 89, Left their bladders all dry, They love to hate Duckenfield, They say he's so bad, Yet they're glad, To be so sad, Over the deaths of their lads, Cause they get sympathy for being so mad, Fuck Andy Burnham, the scouse arse licker, I hope he gets crushed by a red cherry picker. - in memory of the 69 I had some hope for you, once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Fantastic news. You dull old cock-on-legs. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cheeky-caravan dwelling, clothes-peg whittling, green belt polluting, brother-fucking, Romany-tramp cuntess. Perhaps they should’ve given it to a field full of turds, fetid urchins and burning tyres so your Uncle Declan could feel at home. I hate Scousers with a passion, but I have to hand it to them, no City parties harder. I hope they enjoy their festival of deviant transgender degenerate perverts mincing about in the name of Eurovision. Scousers can party hard and hopefully, Putin sends a twatatron missile over on a test run and kills everyone there. I also hope you’re in town visiting your pregnant, 26 year old Grandmother at the time. Fuck off. 26 year grandmother! I'm a human being, not a fucking cocker spaniel, you unfunny fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 26 year grandmother! I'm a human being, not a fucking cocker spaniel, you unfunny fuckwit He's on the shandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 What the fuck is going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What the fuck is going on here? No idea. But, despite being a stupid hat wearing, beast looking cunt, I've been playing this shit on repeat tonight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: No idea. But, despite being a stupid hat wearing, beast looking cunt, I've been playing this shit on repeat tonight: I’ve still got the original 7” I bought of this back in the day. @Penelope Alive had a 7” back then too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I had some hope for you, once. You don't like the bars I drop, fine, To don't like my rhymes, ok, You don't like my gritty urban beat poetry, no bother. But, you haven't answered the question I posed you yesterday, which I consider the height of rudeness. I shall ask it but once more - are you coming to Radlett? Nervous? No problem! You can be 'gutter boy' to break you in, relive those jitters. What to bring the sister? No problem! She's heavily pregnant? No problem! The elderly pervs would love to go two's up in her swollen cunt. Wanna bring the mother? No problem! She's heavily pregnant as well? Waaaaat, no problem! Her cavernous gash will be of no use after 9 Jamie Bulger clones, buuuut, going butt will be a winner there. #gonzowisdom PM to RSVP. Don't make me do a nomination, please, pretty please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: You don't like the bars I drop, fine, To don't like my rhymes, ok, You don't like my gritty urban beat poetry, no bother. But, you haven't answered the question I posed you yesterday, which I consider the height of rudeness. I shall ask it but once more - are you coming to Radlett? Nervous? No problem! You can be 'gutter boy' to break you in, relive those jitters. What to bring the sister? No problem! She's heavily pregnant? No problem! The elderly pervs would love to go two's up in her swollen cunt. Wanna bring the mother? No problem! She's heavily pregnant as well? Waaaaat, no problem! Her cavernous gash will be of no use after 9 Jamie Bulger clones, buuuut, going butt will be a winner there. #gonzowisdom PM to RSVP. Don't make me do a nomination, please, pretty please. I’m not convinced you’re wired up correctly. Much like @King Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I’m not convinced you’re wired up correctly. Much like @King Billy. Would you like to attend the social as well? If there's enough interest I'll hire a minibus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where the Ukranians will feel at home? Russia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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