Roadkill Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Right ye are then. So a will, So ye are, So a do. 🇬🇧No Surrender🇬🇧 Dee, man, dee! Are ye sure we're on the same latitude? Soond like a Suthin puff. Right, I'm not doing it anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Dee, man, dee! Are ye sure we're on the same latitude? Soond like a Suthin puff. Right, I'm not doing it anymore. Reet ye are then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 23 hours ago, Decimus said: @Goober this cunt is a Tractor Boy. What shall we do with him? What the Holy mother of fuck‽. You'd think with all the issues he has, he wouldn't want to carry that burden too. Given this revelation, I'm disinclined to suggest doing anything with him. Any physical contact would be a sure fire way of contracting cock pox. It makes me feel dirty just posting on the same site as a scum fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 20:13, Decimus said: @Goober this cunt is a Tractor Boy. What shall we do with him? I regret to report, Decs, that our retarded southern cousins triumphed at this year's Norfolk vs Suffolk Dwile Flonking event. Following this humiliation, the Norfolk team has redoubled efforts to reclaim the crown next year. They've upped training effort and are now downing 14 pints every weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, Goober said: I regret to report, Decs, that our retarded southern cousins triumphed at this year's Norfolk vs Suffolk Dwile Flonking event. Following this humiliation, the Norfolk team has redoubled efforts to reclaim the crown next year. They've upped training effort and are now downing 14 pints every weekend. Fucking Hell, Dwile Flonking, now that brings back memories. I used to fuck some sort from Barford years ago who was true Norfolk royalty, I imagine her family had been shagging each other in the county since the dark ages. We all went to a pub near her old man's and they had this shit on. I'd never heard of it, and whilst I participated, I genuinely can't tell you what the rules are and I don't think half the Hills Have Eyes cunts participating could either. By the time it had finished I was violently voiding my stomach in a country lane hedge whilst being laughed at by the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking Hell, Dwile Flonking, now that brings back memories. I used to fuck some sort from Barford years ago who was true Norfolk royalty, I imagine her family had been shagging each other in the county since the dark ages. We all went to a pub near her old man's and they had this shit on. I'd never heard of it, and whilst I participated, I genuinely can't tell you what the rules are and I don't think half the Hills Have Eyes cunts participating could either. By the time it had finished I was violently voiding my stomach in a country lane hedge whilst being laughed at by the locals. It's verging on a religion in my village. No cunt, not even the judges, understands the rules, but that matters not. Needless to say, if you're unable to compete after 8 pints, you're worse than a fucking amateur. I think that bath chair bound, alcoholic cunt, Drew, may have been coaching the Suffolk team this year, which strikes me as an unfair advantage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, Goober said: I regret to report, Decs, that our retarded southern cousins triumphed at this year's Norfolk vs Suffolk Dwile Flonking event. Following this humiliation, the Norfolk team has redoubled efforts to reclaim the crown next year. They've upped training effort and are now downing 14 pints every weekend. 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking Hell, Dwile Flonking, now that brings back memories. I used to fuck some sort from Barford years ago who was true Norfolk royalty, I imagine her family had been shagging each other in the county since the dark ages. We all went to a pub near her old man's and they had this shit on. I'd never heard of it, and whilst I participated, I genuinely can't tell you what the rules are and I don't think half the Hills Have Eyes cunts participating could either. By the time it had finished I was violently voiding my stomach in a country lane hedge whilst being laughed at by the locals. I bet you two thought 'Hot Fuzz' was a documentary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I bet you two thought 'Hot Fuzz' was a documentary. We used to have some crusty jugglers around here. Not sure what happened to them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking Hell, Dwile Flonking, now that brings back memories. I used to fuck some sort from Barford years ago who was true Norfolk royalty, I imagine her family had been shagging each other in the county since the dark ages. We all went to a pub near her old man's and they had this shit on. I'd never heard of it, and whilst I participated, I genuinely can't tell you what the rules are and I don't think half the Hills Have Eyes cunts participating could either. By the time it had finished I was violently voiding my stomach in a country lane hedge whilst being laughed at by the locals. I do hope you've not been drinking at The Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Goober said: It's verging on a religion in my village. No cunt, not even the judges, understands the rules, but that matters not. Needless to say, if you're unable to compete after 8 pints, you're worse than a fucking amateur. I think that bath chair bound, alcoholic cunt, Drew, may have been coaching the Suffolk team this year, which strikes me as an unfair advantage. I think the pub was in Bawburgh, I assumed at the time that it was just some shit a local had dreamed up after an acid fuelled nightmare, I didn't realise until a few years ago that it was actually a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 43 minutes ago, Goober said: We used to have some crusty jugglers around here. Not sure what happened to them... Yarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 12:08, Eric Cuntman said: I bet one of you is the other one's boss and neither of you know it. Two wings of the same bird Eric, and the cunting thing can't fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 On 28/05/2022 at 00:32, Jake The Muss said: Two wings of the same bird Eric, and the cunting thing can't fly. “Jake the Chipolata” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Jake the Chipolata” Fuck off you absolute wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Jake the Chipolata” Will you be celebrating the old bags Jubilee ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Will you be celebrating the old bags Jubilee ? You obviously won’t be exposing yourself… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You obviously won’t be exposing yourself… No i won't because i'm not a deluded stupid fucking cunt...a fucking cunt (yes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: No i won't because i'm not a deluded stupid fucking cunt...a fucking cunt (yes) You’re IQ seems to fall every week.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re IQ seems to fall every week.. We all have our limitations, at least one of mine isn't falling to my knees in a gay golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: We all have our limitations, at least one of mine isn't falling to my knees in a gay golf club. I bet you drop the soap in the prison showers and arrive with a large box of soap bars and have cultivated dropsy.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you drop the soap in the prison showers and arrive with a large box of soap bars and have cultivated dropsy.. If ever a comment based on experience was made on here…this is it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: If ever a comment based on experience was made on here…this is it. From our resident soap dropper on the back foot… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you drop the soap in the prison showers and arrive with a large box of soap bars and have cultivated dropsy.. You opened that snuff box today, didn't you ? You appear more homosexual deranged driven than usual, go and get your lumps checked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You opened that snuff box today, didn't you ? You appear more homosexual deranged driven than usual, go and get your lumps checked out. You’re recall to prison must be imminent….pack your soap box 📦 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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