Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s not a school you desperately thick wanker. Obviously a Sun or Mirror reader…..if literate… lol. I wouldn’t know. I was educated by the Christian Brothers and my helmet and hoop remained intact from prep to the upper 6th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: When you break into Chester Zoo with a pot of Vaseline and a rolling pin have you actually decided which enclosure you start with? Ape’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I wouldn’t know. I was educated by the Christian Brothers and my helmet and hoop remained intact from prep to the upper 6th. 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I wouldn’t know. I was educated by the Christian Brothers and my helmet and hoop remained intact from prep to the upper 6th. You were obviously hugely unattractive and undoubtedly remain so.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You were obviously hugely unattractive and undoubtedly remain so.. lol. This is a disturbing comment and won’t go unnoticed by the members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This is a disturbing comment and won’t go unnoticed by the members. Are you currently in Broadmoor ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: When you break into Chester Zoo with a pot of Vaseline and a rolling pin have you actually decided which enclosure you start with? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Are you currently in Broadmoor ? Are you currently broad-ringed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Are you currently broad-ringed? You’re Lord of the Rings in Broadmoor… lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: When you break into Chester Zoo with a pot of Vaseline and a rolling pin have you actually decided which enclosure you start with? Easy; Tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 I wonder if there's room for Liz in Frank's freezer next to Ming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wonder if there's room for Liz in Frank's freezer next to Ming? Lol LOL!! Fucking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 59 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wonder if there's room for Liz in Frank's freezer next to Ming? Liz Hurley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Lol LOL!! Fucking brilliant! Dobri ranok, Ape. You’re refreshingly positive this morning, for a change. Obviously, drink Skydrol, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Dobri ranok, Ape. You’re refreshingly positive this morning, for a change. Obviously, drink Skydrol, cunt. With ladles of Paraquat and Weedol…. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: With ladles of Paraquat and Weedol…. lol. Have you refilled Mtembe this morning, with jubilee jizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 Especially for @Witheredscrote 'God save the Queen' played at Paris Jubilee celebration https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-61678385 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have you refilled Mtembe this morning, with jubilee jizz? Have arranged your visit to Llama enclosure a Chester Zoo yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 An "accident" and King Harry and Queen Meghan would be ideal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 On 02/06/2022 at 15:07, Earl of Punkape said: I went to Cirencester actually. Presumably you’re self-educated? It’s highly likely that you were one of the stupid purple corduroy wearing cunts getting beaten up by the locals in town of a Friday night Bullshitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 I see that they are really cutting back on funding for the royals .. Prince William has been seen selling The Big Issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 44 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: I see that they are really cutting back on funding for the royals .. Prince William has been seen selling The Big Issue. That cunt in the middle is the internationally recognised SI unit of a 'Glaswegian'. I bet he nicked baldy's car keys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 Hopefully not another four days off work unpaid that's what , she's gone right down in my estimation since she started harbouring more nonces than the BBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Hopefully not another four days off work unpaid that's what , she's gone right down in my estimation since she started harbouring more nonces than the BBC Where the fuck have you been? I'm guessing you forgot the password for your original account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck have you been? I'm guessing you forgot the password for your original account. I did aswell , can't remember it for the life of me so I'm just going with altzhimers for now . Good to see your still here and putting all the new kids on blast old son 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 On 09/06/2022 at 20:11, Penelope Alive said: I see that they are really cutting back on funding for the royals .. Prince William has been seen selling The Big Issue. Not today, thankyou! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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