pegleg Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Well............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, pegleg said: Well............... …….as you can’t be arsed to give your opinion why should I give mine? Just fuck off you lazy, nothing to say fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Same as her mum. She'll get secretly diagnosed with something, and then the media will report her weekly or fortnightly trips to hospital as 'choked on a fish bone', rather than admit that one of the ruling class can get arse cancer the same as the peasants can. I mean for fucks sake... the queen mother was carted off every other week for the last two years of her life, every time with the fish bone excuse. Did it not occur to anyone to stop giving the trench-mouthed cunt fish for dinner? Load of bollocks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Same as her mum. She'll get secretly diagnosed with something, and then the media will report her weekly or fortnightly trips to hospital as 'choked on a fish bone', rather than admit that one of the ruling class can get arse cancer the same as the peasants can. I mean for fucks sake... the queen mother was carted off every other week for the last two years of her life, every time with the fish bone excuse. Did it not occur to anyone to stop giving the trench-mouthed cunt fish for dinner? Load of bollocks. They’ll have to up their game to explain Andrews fishy finger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I mean for fucks sake... the queen mother was carted off every other week for the last two years of her life, every time with the fish bone excuse. Lizards don’t eat fish. They can’t fool me with that fishbone bollocks. Michael Fagin told me The Queen was drinking human blood when he slipped into her bedroom. He said he arseholed too, insisted on it in fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 My prediction for life post Liz is a rapid increase in Commonwealth countries deciding having ol’ Jug Ears as Head of State as an accident of birth is quite ridiculous, and go full republic. Jimmy Barnes might be the first elected president of Australia. Scotland will cleve itself from the Union, Ireland will reunite, and there will be a rise in Leek -related terrorism on the Severn bridge and general phlegm shortage as Welsh Nationalism is reborn with Eddie Butler as spokesman. The 21st Century is not going to go well for Blighty. And now, some Phillip Larkin; That before I snuff it, the whole Boiling will be bricked in Except for the tourist parts— First slum of Europe: a role It won’t be hard to win, With a cast of crooks and tarts. And that will be England gone, The shadows, the meadows, the lanes, The guildhalls, the carved choirs. There’ll be books; it will linger on In galleries; but all that remains For us will be concrete and tyres. Most things are never meant. This won’t be, most likely; but greeds And garbage are too thick-strewn To be swept up now, or invent Excuses that make them all needs. I just think it will happen, soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 I would imagine there will be a shortage of polymer when printing notes with a couple of protrusions to accommodate the interbred jug ears of the next caricature to appear on my £50 notes*. (*I only carry £50 notes if I carry cash, £20, £10 & £5 notes are for plebs...and golfers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And now, some Phillip Larkin; “Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth” - Philip Larkin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: “Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth” - Philip Larkin "Perfick" - Pop Larkin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: "Perfick" - Pop Larkin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: …….as you can’t be arsed to give your opinion why should I give mine? Thank fuck for that, you've usually got an opinion on everything, like a fat pub bore holding court in a flat roof pub. Less is more, especially when you're an idiotic, Kike shit-cunt with a big mouth and a little brain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Thank fuck for that, you've usually got an opinion on everything, like a fat pub bore holding court in a flat roof pub. Less is more, especially when you're an idiotic, Kike shit-cunt with a big mouth and a little brain. I see from the Open corner you are still smarting from the ban I instigated for you many months ago. Perhaps you should get some treatment in an appropriate clinic where your other “issues” can be dissected and assuaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 I've just switched on the telly and I'm left wondering where are all the ethnics in the crowds outside the Palace? Integration? Fuck off. I'll bet the BBC camera crews are busting a fucking gut looking for one to interview. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: "Perfick" - Pop Larkin They've fucked that up as well. The new adaptation still features the beautiful Mariette, betrothed to Charlie. But Charlie has changed colour. What a fucking surprise. I can't fucking wait for them to do a new version of 'The Waltons'... "Night Jamal-Bob" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I see from the Open corner you are still smarting from the ban I instigated for you many months ago. Perhaps you should get some treatment in an appropriate clinic where your other “issues” can be dissected and assuaged. Nope, just a critical assessment of your dismal comeback. The only thing that continues to smart is your gerbil filled arsehole. Make me laugh or pack up your shit and fuck off, you boring, one-trick, little fucking tit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Nope, just a critical assessment of your dismal comeback. The only thing that continues to smart is your gerbil filled arsehole. Make me laugh or pack up your shit and fuck off, you boring, one-trick, little fucking tit . Still smarting….. lol. Watch out when Punkape’s about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Watch out when Punkape’s about! This is written on the shower wall at Liverpool polytechnic where you went to school, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is written on the shower wall at Liverpool polytechnic where you went to school, isn't it? It’s on a poster in a Brighton std clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Watch out when Punkape’s about! Because the grassing little bender will give you AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Because the grassing little bender will give you AIDS. HGV=HIV lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is written on the shower wall at Liverpool polytechnic where you went to school, isn't it? I went to Cirencester actually. Presumably you’re self-educated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I went to Cirencester actually. Presumably you’re self-educated? South London comprehensive. Bigger IQ than yours. Lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I went to Cirencester actually. Presumably you’re self-educated? You do know that Cirencester has produce the most poofters and sexual deviants than any other school in the UK? So it's no surprise you went there, you grotty little pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: South London comprehensive. Bigger IQ than yours. Lol lol What comprehensive was that, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What comprehensive was that, Eric? Greyfriars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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