The Heatwave

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Tell me more...

I'm going in now, it's getting a bit cold. I've got chills, they're multiplying.....

[King Billy]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm going in now, it's getting a bit cold. I've got chills, they're multiplying.....

Stop it Gypps. Not here. I’ll be over on tik tok in 10 minutes.

[ProfB]

Getting HOTTER:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11094247/Amber-level-three-weather-warning-England-children-elderly-vulnerable-risk.html

36 by Sat, the elderly are vulnerable again

Love ProfB xxx

[King Billy]

45 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Getting HOTTER:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11094247/Amber-level-three-weather-warning-England-children-elderly-vulnerable-risk.html

36 by Sat, the elderly are vulnerable again

Love ProfB xxx

Old snuffers keel over in winter too ProfB. 

[Goober]

On 08/08/2022 at 22:51, King Billy said:

Tell me more, tell me more.

...does he have an M4?

No, it's imaginary. 

[King Billy]

9 hours ago, Goober said:

...does he have an M4?

No, it's imaginary. 

Apology accepted.

[Decimus]

On 03/08/2022 at 18:26, Frank said:

Honestly never thought I’d find love again, KB. 

https://ibb.co/d084RyD

Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen, you pink lead wielding tosser.

I hope that the next time you chisel Ming out of the Beko she's peckish for more than your camphor stinking maggot.

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen, you pink lead wielding tosser.

I hope that the next time you chisel Ming out of the Beko she's peckish for more than your camphor stinking maggot.

where the fuck have you been?, struggling to chisel your way out of your dried up swamp with all this dry weather?

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen

Not even close!

 

[Witheredscrote]

Frank has created a dog in his own image. A winner, the best on here.

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

On 03/08/2022 at 18:26, Frank said:

Honestly never thought I’d find love again, KB. 

https://ibb.co/d084RyD

Judging by the state of the hastily discarded clothing and ‘footwear’ in the background of this picture, together with filth and beer can pulls in the paddling pool I can only conclude that you are clearly not the wealthy sartorial dandy that you’ve portrayed to us all, Francis. Incidentally, it looks like you got a scrumpy-fuelled Wolfie to cut your lawn. You scruffy, minty cunt.

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Judging by the state of the hastily discarded clothing and ‘footwear’ in the background of this picture, together with filth and beer can pulls in the paddling pool I can only conclude that you are clearly not the wealthy sartorial dandy that you’ve portrayed to us all, Francis. Incidentally, it looks like you got a scrumpy-fuelled Wolfie to cut your lawn. You scruffy, minty cunt.

It looks like he's rocked up with his Aldi paddling pool at some wasteland behind an industrial estate.

I'm not sure why the dog is sporting a set of 'Claire's Accessories' anal beads, and I'm even more confused about why Frank has traded in his £600 Aladdin slippers for some Matalan Jesus Creepers. All I know is that even The Judge wouldn't lower himself to dusting off his 'nocs for a swift tug over such a tragic scene.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It looks like he's rocked up with his Aldi paddling pool at some wasteland behind an industrial estate.

I'm not sure why the dog is sporting a set of 'Claire's Accessories' anal beads, and I'm even more confused about why Frank has traded in his £600 Aladdin slippers for some Matalan Jesus Creepers. All I know is that even The Judge wouldn't lower himself to dusting off his 'nocs for a swift tug over such a tragic scene.

I honestly thought that some gypsies had set up camp in the sand dunes at Camber Sands. 
La dolce vita bollocks.

[ProfB]

Hi there Eric - have you enjoyed the heatwave?

I have, I lost weight - a woman's thing, we even like being ill because we lose weight.

My bestie Big Kazza ate a doggy dressed 🦀, she was as sick as a pig, but shed 5 pounds...

The 🦀 went out faster than it went in - like plurp..., Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed?

 

[Goober]

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not even close!

 

I'm surprised he didn't opt for a Weimaraner. 

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Hi there Eric - have you enjoyed the heatwave?

I have, I lost weight - a woman's thing, we even like being ill because we lose weight.

My bestie Big Kazza ate a doggy dressed 🦀, she was as sick as a pig, but shed 5 pounds...

The 🦀 went out faster than it went in - like plurp..., Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed?

 

I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum.

[ProfB]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum.

whoo- will she be OK? Anything I can do? Hose her down or something?

[Prints Harry]

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum.

"berm".

[Eric Cuntman]

31 minutes ago, ProfB said:

whoo- will she be OK? Anything I can do? Hose her down or something?

Ice pack 

[Dyslexic cnut]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I honestly thought that some gypsies had set up camp in the sand dunes at Camber Sands. 
La dolce vita bollocks.

Eric, I wouldn’t let my wife get in that disgusting paddling pool, let alone my dog.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed?

Most likely due to its close proximity to a massive bushfire.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Eric, I wouldn’t let my wife get in that disgusting paddling pool, let alone my dog.

We had one exactly like it when I was a kid. The corners go all rusty.

[Prints Harry]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We had one exactly like it when I was a kid. The corners go all rusty.

Dog with rusty corners?

[White Cunt]

On 02/08/2022 at 19:03, King Billy said:

The World Meteorological Society defines a heatwave as ‘5 or more consecutive days during which the daily maximum temperature surpasses the average maximum temperature by 5 degrees C (9degF) or more’.

This July18th and 19th was quite warm and sunny across the U.K., which the media would have you believe was the beginning of the end for the U.K. and was surely proof for all the doubters and naysayers that Greta ‘the gargoyle’ Cuntbergs ‘climate emergency’ is knocking at the door, bringing mass death and destruction imminently unless we all swap our imaginary M4s for what used to be called milk floats, switch to a bug based diet, throw our gas boilers on the scrap heap (so the Chinese PLA can recycle them into aircraft carriers and ICBMs) and basically the whole Western world go back to living in the 19th century immediately, or else.

Im sorry but 2 consecutive hotter than average days is not a fucking heatwave. In 1976 the real heatwave which the MSM kept reminding people had only  maxed out at 38.4 (I believe) and was far less severe than the current existential crisis.

Except the actual heatwave in 1976 spanned 16 consecutive days and quite a few more besides, which the fakenews bullshitters conveniently omit to mention. The BBC hysterically reporting  ‘UKs 40  C HEATWAVE BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE’.

July 2003 saw 8 consecutive days above the max average reaching 38 C (another real U.K. heatwave) very close to the 2 day non heatwave last month.

In the summer of 1974/1975 Australia experienced their worst bush fires ever, with 15% of the country’s physical land mass sustaining extensive fire damage, and on Christmas Day 1974 the city of Darwin was almost totally destroyed by ‘Cyclone Tracy’. The MSM rarely mention this as they’re far too busy lying about ‘unprecedented extreme weather caused by ‘climate change’…..blah blah blah.

On Jan 5th 1978 Walter Sullivan wrote in the New York Times.

’International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30 Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere’.

In 1911 almost all of Europe including the U.K. experienced a real heatwave which killed hundreds of thousands of people. Paris experienced 70 consecutive days of heatwave which killed over 40,000 frogs.

What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way is that……

Climate change isn’t a load of bollocks

mRNA vaccines are totally safe and they work really good to stop people catching Covid19, which is totally real

Bill Gates is a lovely, kind old guy who we should all trust implicitly and not say anything horrible about him

Klaus Schwab is even kinder and lovelier than Billyboy Gates

The WHO and the WEF will look after us all no matter what

Joe Biden is the smartest, sharpest, most decent and most legitimately elected President of the USA ever

China are our friends 

BOLLOCKS and FUCK OFF

 

 

 

Just an example of how unpredictable sun activity can be, yet scientists seem surprised. 

 

https://www.cnet.com/science/space/suns-upcoming-peak-of-sunspot-and-solar-flare-activity-could-set-records/

If the hot blasts are extremely severe for several years,  besides an effect on electronics, we may have a drastically reduced food production and what we know goes with it.

In the UK, even though we have plenty of rainfall combined, the distribution infrastructure is simply not there to spread it around and no investment was made on the scale that is crucial for water security.

Add to it other get rich quick schemes in the water industry which were taking place since the early nineties when water was privatised - now that the chickens are coming home to roost, the knobs in charge are blaming previous idiots and the farmers and the public who “uses too much water”. No one will point the finger at the long (often foreign investment funds and governments) robbery and investment neglect.

I want them dead first.

[Decimus]

On 16/07/2022 at 17:31, Cunty BigBollox said:

You'll all be moaning in the winter when it's cold and you want your gas central heating on but can't fucking afford it. Fortunately I have about 2 years supply of seasoned wood for my multi-fuel stove. Fuck off.

Let's hope you spend some more time tinkering with your "Infamous Potterton" this winter. The thought of pieces of your exploded bungalow and two thousand empty bottles of Kestrel falling over the greater Norwich area is one that fills me with glee.