peglegtwo Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 The great granddaughter of Wallis Simpson ? A fish out of water hurt by what to her are the strange customs of a royal family ? The victim of racism and rules of an outdated monarchy ? A loss since she was needed fresh air and equality in the monarchy & whole UK ? How do you think she would look in a bikini ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: How do you think she would look in a bikini ? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: The great granddaughter of Wallis Simpson ? A fish out of water hurt by what to her are the strange customs of a royal family ? The victim of racism and rules of an outdated monarchy ? A loss since she was needed fresh air and equality in the monarchy & whole UK ? How do you think she would look in a bikini ? Probably very appealing if coupled with a four star soaked Pirelli as necklace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Now we know how she managed to turn Harry's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 I can’t abide spindly legs on a normal size torso. And her fucking Los Angeles airhead, shallow fucking brain dead attitude makes her deeply unattractive despite the twig ankles. I’ve never forgotten her publicity stunt a couple of years ago. She sent a box of bananas with ‘inspirational messages’ written on them to some London ‘sex workers’, apparently it’s offensive to refer to skanks as prostitutes. But anyway, the messages were along the lines of: ‘you are strong’ ’you are so amazing’ What an insipid, shit thick patronising fucking cunt. I genuinely hope she gets bad AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t abide spindly legs on a normal size torso. And her fucking Los Angeles airhead, shallow fucking brain dead attitude makes her deeply unattractive despite the twig ankles. I’ve never forgotten her publicity stunt a couple of years ago. She sent a box of bananas with ‘inspirational messages’ written on them to some London ‘sex workers’, apparently it’s offensive to refer to skanks as prostitutes. But anyway, the messages were along the lines of: ‘you are strong’ ’you are so amazing’ What an insipid, shit thick patronising fucking cunt. I genuinely hope she gets bad AIDS. The prozzies are making a living. Markle is making a killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 I’d fuck her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 42 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I’d fuck her. I’d employ her (after I’d fucked her). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 I'd tickle her belly from the inside. Too skinny for me but pre free Rascal taxi ride I'd cover her face with baby yoghurt before pissing it off. Sorry Megs but that's all your getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Whoops, forgot, I'd buy her a Leibraumilch and a packet of peanuts beforehand, I'm not a fucking animal you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 47 minutes ago, Neil said: Sorry Megs but that's all your getting. I'm sure she'd be flattered that she won't end up being Trevor Jordached under your patio. The 'Miss Norfolk' awards are coming up at The Playhouse in November. Despite them all being mutant fucking dogs, I take it you'll be parked up behind the venue in an old Mondeo with a crudely hewn, ABC Taxis logo emblazoned on the side? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The 'Miss Norfolk' awards are coming up at The Playhouse in November. We have a winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 18 hours ago, southerncunt said: I’d fuck her. You desperate fucking cunt. Remember that ginger balls have been slapping against her arse. Before that happened I would have fucked her myself, but not now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm sure she'd be flattered that she won't end up being Trevor Jordached under your patio. The 'Miss Norfolk' awards are coming up at The Playhouse in November. Despite them all being mutant fucking dogs, I take it you'll be parked up behind the venue in an old Mondeo with a crudely hewn, ABC Taxis logo emblazoned on the side? As he hasn't quite grasped the alphabet I imagine the logo would say ABJ, for another reason as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 19 hours ago, southerncunt said: I’d fuck her. You'd fuck anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: We have a winner! Even on our honeymoon the cunt wouldn't put on her lipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: We have a winner! Vanessa Feltz has lost a lot of weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 I'd probably flood her cervix, but only because her shithouse has almost certainly caved in by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 I liked her in suits UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 09/10/2022 at 12:11, Cuntybaws said: We have a winner! Soo coot XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I liked her in suits UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Did you ever watch it Panzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Did you ever watch it Panzy? I did prof baby..durin the plague lockdown i think i watched the whole of Netflix's content. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Same old same old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Same old same old. What are your thoughts on our new King? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Same old same old. Thanks for letting us know you’re alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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