ratcum Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 On 04/12/2022 at 20:37, Cuntybaws said: That was no woman, that was a pan paniscus. I suspect that poor old Lady Hussey was simply trying to apply the Tebbit test before the England v Senegal match. I hope the sartorially challenged fat-arsed Winnie Mandela wannabe is suitably gutted now. The idea of a backlash to this bleating tsetse fly incubator is heartwarmingly nostalgic CB. 15 lashes should do the trick. Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Fair play, you're a clueless cunt, Edwina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 21:07, judgetwi said: If this bird is “British” why is she dressed up like an African witch doctor? Isn’t that “cultural appropriation”? Obviously you have to be white to commit that particular crime... In my day "birds" looked like Nerys Hughes. The only bird that springs to mind with that lump of lard is an ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: In my day "birds" looked like Nerys Hughes. The only bird that springs to mind with that lump of lard is an ostrich. Nerys Hughes claims that when she was young her first language was Welsh .. I would have thought that unlikely as she came from Rhyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Nerys Hughes claims that when she was young her first language was Welsh .. I would have thought that unlikely as she came from Rhyl. Her and Carol Vodafone must have had all the cock on the North Wales coast between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Nerys Hughes claims that when she was young her first language was Welsh .. I would have thought that unlikely as she came from Rhyl. If she's from Rhyl she can barely lay claim to being human, let alone Welsh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Decimus said: If she's from Rhyl she can barely lay claim to being human, let alone Welsh. Decs, I don't care where she hails from, Nerys Hughes would get both barrels, front, back, and on her tits. HTH. 😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 31 minutes ago, scotty said: Decs, I don't care where she hails from, Nerys Hughes would get both barrels, front, back, and on her tits. HTH. 😍 Just the sort of depraved mind that has the last known DVD copy of The District Nurse wedged behind the cistern in his guest bathroom, I shouldn’t wonder. Cold shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Her and Carol Vodafone must have had all the cock on the North Wales coast between them. If you can get past the Guardhouse in your uniform, Rat, I’d recommend an hour in the Mess with the RAF Aerobatic Team. Let’s just say that “two from the top, one from the bottom, and three from everywhere else” has a very different meaning to those fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Nerys Hughes claims that when she was young her first language was Welsh .. I would have thought that unlikely as she came from Rhyl. Reported for misogyny you stupid fucking woman hating macho bell end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 On 03/12/2022 at 00:11, Dyslexic cnut said: Spotto, what the fuck has happened to the PM facility? I’ve been on the Rhine, hoovering down German ale, pork knuckles and sausages all week. I haven’t had a Tom Kite for six days…I’m bunged up. As I need pulling through with a Xmas tree, I’m trying to discretely PM Bill. Get it fucking sorted or I’m cancelling my subscription. I'll fucking bet. Punkape will be jealous, On 02/12/2022 at 19:18, Witheredscrote said: Please tell your wife not to blame herself. It happens to the most intelligent of women. Withers your grassing fucking snake, with this misguided comment you're going to get some of your own medicine. I'm sure @Admin will frown at your stupidity, especially as you've got form longer than pens cock. I successfully did for Horrible Suburban Cunt in one post, but it seems strange the minute he's been fucked off, up pops you garlic smelling head to continue the same angle of attack... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 07/12/2022 at 22:03, Last Cunt Standing said: If you can get past the Guardhouse in your uniform, Rat, I’d recommend an hour in the Mess with the RAF Aerobatic Team. Let’s just say that “two from the top, one from the bottom, and three from everywhere else” has a very different meaning to those fellas. 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuzzy Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 02/12/2022 at 20:04, Dyslexic cnut said: Spot the duplicitous nonesense. According to her self-written profile, black women won’t report domestic abuse because the police is racist and will ‘kill or severely injure’ the black male culprit. (Surely good news?) Two paragraphs later, when black women report domestic abuse the racist police don’t believe them because ‘bruises don’t appear on black skin’ and the racist police refuse to believe that such ‘strong, powerful women’ (humongous fat cunts) could ever be abused. Which is it then…spookess? Also…fuck off. Humongous fat cunts…. 😂😂love it 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Fuzzy said: Humongous fat cunts…. 😂😂love it 👍🏻 Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who the fuck are you? It might be a lost tub of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who the fuck are you? I suspect it's no coincidence that there's a "mong" in "humongous". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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