Hi Did Die

[camberwell gypsy]

We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr.

[Witheredscrote]

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

We say goodbye to taffy actress , Ruth Madoc.

Good. Only about another 3 million of the whinging cunts to go.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr.

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

[camberwell gypsy]

30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

I had a sweep puppet which I loved. Then some black fucker (so report me) from my school nicked it. 

A lovely tale btw Wolfie.

[and]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed.

You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale.

What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are.

That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢

 

[camberwell gypsy]

26 minutes ago, cunt said:

Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed.

You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale.

What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are.

That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢

 

 

Wolfie would never wear a bastard shirt like this cunt.

[Cunty BigBollox]

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

Correct me if I'm wrong but, Sooty was male wasn't 'he'?

I think there is a bit more psycho-analysis required on the details of your story.

[camberwell gypsy]

8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Correct me if I'm wrong but, Sooty was male wasn't 'he'?

I think there is a bit more psycho-analysis required on the details of your story.

Fair play to Sooty: he never said a word about it!

[Eddie]

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’

Had it been that filthy fucking vixen Soo, then fair enough, but Sooty himself? 

The phrase “Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy” is now forever tainted. 

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, cunt said:

Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed.

You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale.

What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are.

That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢

 

 

It's a good job that your Sweep puppet didn't have an arsehole, one can only begin imagine what state it would have been in after you reached puberty.

[Witheredscrote]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

Wolfie, I appreciate you affinity with Sooty. Like you, he is well used to a hand shoved up his arse.

You fucking pompous poof.

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, cunt said:

Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed.

You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale.

What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are.

That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢

 

 

Gladys Pugh was top wanking material for the youth of yesteryear. God only fucking knows what bestial thoughts got you spilling the gravy

[Eric Cuntman]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr.

It was that husky, breathy voice.

[Last Cunt Standing]

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? 

Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. 

You need help. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was that husky, breathy voice.

Do you also suffer a Pavlovian response to three bongs on a xylophone, Eric? 

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Do you also suffer a Pavlovian response to three bongs on a xylophone, Eric? 

Yes.

[Eric Cuntman]

22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? 

Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. 

You need help. 

‘Wanking into grandmas glove puppet’, was Brony Keith’s best ever nomination.

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes.

I think you meant “woof”. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I think you meant “woof”. 

In a Lord Flashheart kind of way…

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Wanking into grandmas glove puppet’, was Brony Keith’s best ever nomination.

Careful, or he’ll whip out his Katana. 

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was that husky, breathy voice.

"...as long as you don't have the scampi..."

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? 

You’ve sort of answered your own question there.
Perhaps one day the poor abused puppet will take its revenge, wielding a bread knife Chucky-style. 

[Penny Farthing]

18 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

There are things in life worth remembering .. Mrs R. is never wrong and Baws is never wrong, LCS might also be right but its all a bit like being bitten by an Horse Fly and the cunt has flown away .. just put some cream on your wounds and sit down quietly.

[Wolfie]

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? 

Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. 

You need help. 

At least you've got two good 'feet' to stand on, you filthy fucking cunt.

En garde.