peglegtwo Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Stated In all sincerity . * Waits for the lynch mob to react * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: Stated In all sincerity . * Waits for the lynch mob to react * Could I politely inquire as to what the fuck you’re going on about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 I thought the usual salutation for this time of year was Merry Christmas. 'Happy Holidays' reeks of being submissive to the deviant PC bastards. Don't do it again. Merry Christmas. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 You spelt Dick wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Neil said: You spelt Dick wrong She of all people ought to know how to spell "dick". 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 @judgetwi Happy Hannukah, you baby-eating, fat Kike cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 hours ago, peglegtwo said: Stated In all sincerity . * Waits for the lynch mob to react * Merry Christmas .. just been speaking to Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 6 hours ago, peglegtwo said: Stated In all sincerity . * Waits for the lynch mob to react * Stick it up your fucking jacksie, you PC cuntbrain..I can just imagine you sitting there getting a lazy lob over strictly come tranny..with a face like a ripped out fannie fart. Happy Saturn day, you thick spastic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Stick it up your fucking jacksie, you PC cuntbrain..I can just imagine you sitting there getting a lazy lob over strictly come tranny..with a face like a ripped out fannie fart. Happy Saturn day, you thick spastic. Joke The Muss, you aggressive, pea brain cunt. You epitomise what CC is really all about in my view. With all sincerity, I hope you have a shite festive season, culminating in your slow, painful demise. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Joke The Muss, you aggressive, pea brain cunt. You epitomise what CC is really all about in my view. With all sincerity, I hope you have a shite festive season, culminating in your slow, painful demise. How are your preparations going, Withers? Have you stuffed your goose yet/again/unsuccessfully? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 22 hours ago, peglegtwo said: Stated In all sincerity . * Waits for the lynch mob to react * Ta, Peggy. Have a blind Christmas, you two bob phrase utterer. All the best in 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 If I'm ever feeling depressed at Xmas, I cheer myself up by thinking about all the lonely fat cunts who'll commit suicide over the festive period. Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: Ta, Peggy. Have a blind Christmas, you two bob phrase utterer. All the best in 2023 Fucking hell. Is that Pen on the right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking hell. Is that Pen on the right?? No its you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: No its you. You should have said "you're the one in the middle" but alas, that boat has sailed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should have said "you're the one in the middle" but alas, that boat has sailed. and sunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Joke The Muss, you aggressive, pea brain cunt. You epitomise what CC is really all about in my view. With all sincerity, I hope you have a shite festive season, culminating in your slow, painful demise. Same to you Scrote, you foggy brained gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If I'm ever feeling depressed at Xmas, I cheer myself up by thinking about all the lonely fat cunts who'll commit suicide over the festive period. Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers. I posit that the pork scratchings’ hoovering cunts will accidentally die by choking on skewered cheese cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If I'm ever feeling depressed at Xmas, I cheer myself up by thinking about all the lonely fat cunts who'll commit suicide over the festive period. Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers. I think for Christmas, I’d like an answer to this question you posed from 2017. Don’t forget to show your working. Merry Christmas! On 10/11/2017 at 01:30, Cuntybaws said: True, if somewhat immodest. Here's one for you then. If you drilled a hole right through the centre of an (assumed) spherical Earth and then dropped a ball down that hole, how long would it be before the ball popped back out again into your waiting hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I think for Christmas, I’d like an answer to this question you posed from 2017. Don’t forget to show your working. Merry Christmas! The ball would melt in the spinning Liquid Metal core. Mostly like at the end of Terminator Judgement Day. Except different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ball would melt in the spinning Liquid Metal core. Mostly like at the end of Terminator Judgement Day. Except different. I think in the intervening five years he’ll have come up with something better than “the ball will melt”. Also, does it matter where on the planet you drill the hole, or indeed if the ball is hurled/fired down the hole rather than merely dropped? @Cuntybaws I think we should be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I think in the intervening five years he’ll have come up with something better than “the ball will melt”. Also, does it matter where on the planet you drill the hole, or indeed if the ball is hurled/fired down the hole rather than merely dropped? @Cuntybaws I think we should be told. No it doesn’t matter where you drill the hole. As long as the drill is perpendicular. If it’s 2 degrees out it’s missing the middle and probably fucking up the armature bearings in your Makita. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I think in the intervening five years he’ll have come up with something better than “the ball will melt”. Also, does it matter where on the planet you drill the hole, or indeed if the ball is hurled/fired down the hole rather than merely dropped? @Cuntybaws I think we should be told. Scratch that, I’ve just found some Professor in Planetary Science from Caltech explain the ball would become a permanent pendulum, stopping momentarily and the other end before doing the return journey at full speed, like an airport Uber driver. Always some mind bending bullshit these physics fellas come up with. I wonder what Christmas is like in their house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No it doesn’t matter where you drill the hole. As long as the drill is perpendicular. If it’s 2 degrees out it’s missing the middle and probably fucking up the armature bearings in your Makita. You think I’d use my own for that job? I’d be giving @southerncunta knock and asking for a borrow for a little job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Scratch that, I’ve just found some Professor in Planetary Science from Caltech explain the ball would become a permanent pendulum. Always some mind bending bullshit these physics fellas come up with. I wonder what Christmas is like in their house. That’s bollocks. Science is the biggest scam since scams began. They tell people all about things that are either too far away, or too small to see. They just make most of it up. They’ve got less chance of being caught out than you had of being grassed up by one of the cadavers you drunkenly shagged at medical school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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