Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 1) Dianne Abbott 2) Dianne Abbott 3) Dianne Abbott 4) Dianne Abbott 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 Lenny fucking Henry. Last week This week Next week And every other fucking week until the universe self-implodes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Lenny fucking Henry. Last week This week Next week And every other fucking week until the universe self-implodes. I see your Lenny Henry , and raise it with one James Cordon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, Snowy said: I see your Lenny Henry , and raise it with one James Cordon. That would be a difficult choice… one of them is a hypocritical whining populist cunt that despises white people. And the other one is Lenny Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would be a difficult choice… one of them is a hypocritical whining populist cunt that despises white people. And the other one is Lenny Henry. Both fat, unfunny cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would be a difficult choice… one of them is a hypocritical whining populist cunt that despises white people. And the other one is Lenny Henry. The fact that they're both widely considered as comedians genuinely baffles me. Anyone who laughs at either of them, unless they've befell a brutal accident or been diagnosed with something terminal, is a fucking idiot, and would be far better suited to institutionalisation or death. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 OMG, it's absolutely massive, those things are sprouting everywhere, it's like an invasion from another galaxy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 On 12/04/2023 at 10:17, nocti said: The fact that they're both widely considered as comedians genuinely baffles me. Anyone who laughs at either of them, unless they've befell a brutal accident or been diagnosed with something terminal, is a fucking idiot, and would be far better suited to institutionalisation or death. James Cordon especially. Lenny Henry, whilst undoubtedly an absolute fucking cunt, is ironically beige compared to Cordon on my cuntish meter. An unfunny, talentless hack, micro celebrity yes, but not an unjustifiably egomaniacal, permanently angry, hateful little shit troll on the level of Cordon. If that horrible fat cunt was ever hit by a bus he'd probably leave a mile long black smear of stinking offal that would instantly kill the birds trying to feed on it out of sheer spite. If he had been born a woman he would have been a GP receptionist. Admittedly I thought Lenny Henry and Ainsley Harriot were the same entity for about 32 years of my time on this Earth, so I'm probably biased. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: thought Lenny Henry and Ainsley Harriot were the same entity for about 32 years of my time on this Earth, so I'm probably biased. I wondered why I'd never seen them in the same room together. Actually, 2 other people I've never seen in the same room are John Sergeant and Jo "I'm so fucking ugly the mirror shatters itself" Brand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 As this seems to be a thread for nominating Cunt of the Decade, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson, the cunt’s’ Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As this seems to be a thread for nominating Cunt of the Decade, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson, the cunt’s’ Cunt. De Pfeffel… what a fucking faggot name. It’s probably onomatopoeic for the sound of a bellend being removed from the sloppy sphincter of a house boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 I would go for Tony Cunting Blair and his stupid Blair witch bitch everytime...but in this thread, i really have no choice but to go for the great mathemagician Diane Abbott, it's a no brainer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 Eddie Fucking Hearn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 35 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: it's a no brainer. How fortunate, for you... LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 23 minutes ago, and said: How fortunate, for you... LOL Think before you reply or your disabled brain will be and is being exposed for every cunt on here to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: James Cordon especially. Lenny Henry, whilst undoubtedly an absolute fucking cunt, is ironically beige compared to Cordon on my cuntish meter. An unfunny, talentless hack, micro celebrity yes, but not an unjustifiably egomaniacal, permanently angry, hateful little shit troll on the level of Cordon. If that horrible fat cunt was ever hit by a bus he'd probably leave a mile long black smear of stinking offal that would instantly kill the birds trying to feed on it out of sheer spite. If he had been born a woman he would have been a GP receptionist. Admittedly I thought Lenny Henry and Ainsley Harriot were the same entity for about 32 years of my time on this Earth, so I'm probably biased. Ainsley Harriot was shit at Man Utd and Aston Villa. Now the cunt flogs houses and talks bollocks on Match of the Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ainsley Harriot was shit at Man Utd and Aston Villa. Now the cunt flogs houses and talks bollocks on Match of the Day. Belted out some solid tracks with Skunk Anansie though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 1 minute ago, nocti said: Belted out some solid tracks with Skunk Anansie though. That scary cunt looked liked Jenny Pinto. The feral black bitch that Dave Courtney was shacked up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That scary cunt looked liked Jenny Pinto. The feral black bitch that Dave Courtney was shacked up with. The lead singer of Rip Rig and Panic was a bit scary as well. Isn't she a bald cook on TV now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't she a bald cook on TV now? Fanny Haddock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't she a bald cook on TV now? I don't know about on TV, but certainly looks TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 11/04/2023 at 21:38, Snowy said: I see your Lenny Henry , and raise it with one James Cordon. And then some. This loud, fat, horrifically unfunny pig-like wet wanker will always float, turd-like, among the highest tiers of any cunt's cunt listing. Only Russell Brand, Bob Geldof and Gary Linekar get to experience my lathe machine first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: And then some. This loud, fat, horrifically unfunny pig-like wet wanker will always float, turd-like, among the highest tiers of any cunt's cunt listing. Only Russell Brand, Bob Geldof and Gary Linekar get to experience my lathe machine first. Never look in the mirror and describe yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: And then some. This loud, fat, horrifically unfunny pig-like wet wanker will always float, turd-like, among the highest tiers of any cunt's cunt listing. Only Russell Brand, Bob Geldof and Gary Linekar get to experience my lathe machine first. I should get into sales. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 21 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I would go for Tony Cunting Blair and his stupid Blair witch bitch everytime...but in this thread, i really have no choice but to go for the great mathemagician Diane Abbott, it's a no brainer. The Two Tonys definitely win the long race, particularly in the war predation’ department. The lovely Diane had her fifteen minutes fame spur, but she is quite limited in quality long term casualties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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