Rolf: Dead and Buried

[Last Cunt Standing]

Inevitably the death of paedo-cartoonist and wobble-board nonce is going to be discussed at length on The Corner. Obviously Australia is in deep mourning. Having only just recovered from the death of Barry Humphries, the Nation reels at the passing of another cultural Icon. We can only pray for Germaine Greer’s continued health. 

Two things strike me though. It’s fascinating timing surely, what with the sacking of Philip Schofield, the dredging of Portuguese lakes to find to bones of a young girl, The Sweatless Prince, and the conclusion of the Nikki Allen trial in Newcastle. Is there some cosmic alignment at play here? Perhaps the Sun in Uranus? And while we are at it, what is the collective noun for nonces? 

Secondly, I’m astounded to learn that the Nonce Harris died 13 days ago, and he’s already in the ground, presumably in some unmarked grave, lest the locals fit a mirrorball and sprung floor. Are we permitting disgraced celebs a period of grace now before their death is announced? Why? Is the British press now so consumed with Harry and Meghan that even the red tops don’t splash with the death before rigor mortis sets in? Something very fishy here in my view. 

Fuck off Rolf, you twisted fuck. See how many breathy noises you can make when Savile starts fucking you through your fungated neck tumour in Hell’s waiting room. Cunt. 

[Mike Hunt]

The fishes swim with Rolf.

[and]

 

[camberwell gypsy]

Only watched the two part documentary on him the other night. What did he die of? Have they guessed what is was yet?

Hummmhoooohummmhoohoohoohumhoooo! 

[Ted Cunterblast]

Shackle Dragging Nonce Cunt

[Eddie]

https://ibb.co/Q8TRqj2

[Eddie]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Inevitably the death of paedo-cartoonist and wobble-board nonce is going to be discussed at length on The Corner. Obviously Australia is in deep mourning. Having only just recovered from the death of Barry Humphries, the Nation reels at the passing of another cultural Icon. We can only pray for Germaine Greer’s continued health. 

Two things strike me though. It’s fascinating timing surely, what with the sacking of Philip Schofield, the dredging of Portuguese lakes to find to bones of a young girl, The Sweatless Prince, and the conclusion of the Nikki Allen trial in Newcastle. Is there some cosmic alignment at play here? Perhaps the Sun in Uranus? And while we are at it, what is the collective noun for nonces? 

Secondly, I’m astounded to learn that the Nonce Harris died 13 days ago, and he’s already in the ground, presumably in some unmarked grave, lest the locals fit a mirrorball and sprung floor. Are we permitting disgraced celebs a period of grace now before their death is announced? Why? Is the British press now so consumed with Harry and Meghan that even the red tops don’t splash with the death before rigor mortis sets in? Something very fishy here in my view. 

Fuck off Rolf, you twisted fuck. See how many breathy noises you can make when Savile starts fucking you through your fungated neck tumour in Hell’s waiting room. Cunt. 

Wonder if all the other pedos will be at the funeral, and which pedo will not queue to get in…..

[Prints Harry]

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Wonder if all the other pedos will be at the funeral, and which pedo will not queue to get in…..

I expect that they will each have a wooden horse.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

what is the collective noun for nonces? 

A Parliament 

[Decimus]

4 hours ago, and said:

 

Spare us the rest of your Desert Island Discs selection, nobody wants to hear this cunt, Glitter, Watkins or R Kelly for that matter.

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hummmhoooohummmhoohoohoohumhoooo! 

Didgeridead. 
 

Poor Rolf, taken from us far too old. 

[BunchaCunts]

It's a shame the dirty old fucker wasn't drawn through the streets of Bray behind a Holden Commodore before being quartered by kangaroos. Didgeridoo tooting cunt!

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, BunchaCunts said:

It's a shame the dirty old fucker wasn't drawn through the streets of Bray behind a Holden Commodore before being quartered by kangaroos. Didgeridoo tooting cunt!

Welcome, BC. Can I assume by your avatar that you currently find yourself gagged and hogtied in R-Soles mother's cellar?

[BunchaCunts]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Welcome, BC. Can I assume by your avatar that you currently find yourself gagged and hogtied in R-Soles mother's cellar?

Hello, I was, unfortunately, but I escaped as the skinflint only used 6mm rope. That shithole is getting 1 star on AirBnB.

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And while we are at it, what is the collective noun for nonces? 

 

A bumfull.

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Inevitably the death of paedo-cartoonist and wobble-board nonce is going to be discussed at length on The Corner. Obviously Australia is in deep mourning. Having only just recovered from the death of Barry Humphries, the Nation reels at the passing of another cultural Icon. We can only pray for Germaine Greer’s continued health. 

Two things strike me though. It’s fascinating timing surely, what with the sacking of Philip Schofield, the dredging of Portuguese lakes to find to bones of a young girl, The Sweatless Prince, and the conclusion of the Nikki Allen trial in Newcastle. Is there some cosmic alignment at play here? Perhaps the Sun in Uranus? And while we are at it, what is the collective noun for nonces? 

Secondly, I’m astounded to learn that the Nonce Harris died 13 days ago, and he’s already in the ground, presumably in some unmarked grave, lest the locals fit a mirrorball and sprung floor. Are we permitting disgraced celebs a period of grace now before their death is announced? Why? Is the British press now so consumed with Harry and Meghan that even the red tops don’t splash with the death before rigor mortis sets in? Something very fishy here in my view. 

Fuck off Rolf, you twisted fuck. See how many breathy noises you can make when Savile starts fucking you through your fungated neck tumour in Hell’s waiting room. Cunt. 

Such is life

[Jake The Muss]

Tie me Cuntaroo down and two little boys were red flags that no one saw at the time and now he is gone with a didgeridoo up his anus.

[Eddie]

The rehearsals for the funeral begins 

 

https://ibb.co/BsPNnXy

 

[Prints Harry]

44 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The rehearsals for the funeral begins 

 

https://ibb.co/BsPNnXy

 

That is Billy front right.

[Dyslexic cnut]

20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Inevitably the death of paedo-cartoonist and wobble-board nonce is going to be discussed at length on The Corner. Obviously Australia is in deep mourning. Having only just recovered from the death of Barry Humphries, the Nation reels at the passing of another cultural Icon. We can only pray for Germaine Greer’s continued health. 

Two things strike me though. It’s fascinating timing surely, what with the sacking of Philip Schofield, the dredging of Portuguese lakes to find to bones of a young girl, The Sweatless Prince, and the conclusion of the Nikki Allen trial in Newcastle. Is there some cosmic alignment at play here? Perhaps the Sun in Uranus? And while we are at it, what is the collective noun for nonces? 

Secondly, I’m astounded to learn that the Nonce Harris died 13 days ago, and he’s already in the ground, presumably in some unmarked grave, lest the locals fit a mirrorball and sprung floor. Are we permitting disgraced celebs a period of grace now before their death is announced? Why? Is the British press now so consumed with Harry and Meghan that even the red tops don’t splash with the death before rigor mortis sets in? Something very fishy here in my view. 

Fuck off Rolf, you twisted fuck. See how many breathy noises you can make when Savile starts fucking you through your fungated neck tumour in Hell’s waiting room. Cunt. 

Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in heaven. The barman says ‘not Yewtree again!’ Lol…fuck off.

[Hammer of Cunts]

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A Parliament 

Synod

[and]

20 hours ago, Decimus said:

Spare us the rest of your Desert Island Discs selection, nobody wants to hear this cunt, Glitter, Watkins or R Kelly for that matter.

You're well versed in this subject, Dickless, with your expertise in politics and noncery you could get a job at the Daily Mail, in the celebrity expose department.

You'd be able to sit on your arse all day, much like you do now, and get paid a lot more money, it's a step-up from box-ticking at the council, don't you think?

 

[Decimus]

22 minutes ago, and said:

You're well versed in this subject, Dickless, with your expertise in politics and noncery you could get a job at the Daily Mail, in the celebrity expose department.

You'd be able to sit on your arse all day, much like you do now, and get paid a lot more money, it's a step-up from box-ticking at the council, don't you think?

 

I'm already there as the crime editor, R-Soles. We got an exclusive on one of your lot last year and you can rest assured that there's a huge dossier on my desk regarding you, too.

Sleep with one eye open.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10877977/amp/Depraved-father-56-jailed-nine-months-filming-having-sex-pet-dog.html

[King Billy]

On 24/05/2023 at 08:06, Penny Farthing said:

That is Billy front right.

In the unlikely (but most welcome) event of you passing away anytime during this millennium, have you given any thought to the poor unfortunate undertaker who  gets landed with the horrendous and probably impossible task of what to do with the big problem in your y-fronts in order to close the lid on your coffin? Perhaps a US style themed casket in the shape of a submarine or a steam train might be the solution. But that aside, you just being dead would be good enough. Fuck off.

[Prints Harry]

On Friday I saw an old cunt walking along Paignton prom who you would have said "You look just like Rolf Harris!" If old Rolfie had not been prosected for an henious crime and was not dead. The old cunt was a dead ringer for Rolfie.