Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cunt’s a fucking moron. I think that was John Shuttleworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 The moon is henceforth to be known as ‘The Star Of Bengal’. Free delivery within a five parsec radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The moon is henceforth to be known as ‘The Star Of Bengal’. Free delivery within a five parsec radius. Let’s hope Drew doesn’t associate the word ‘parsec’ with secateurs and their use in chopping of foreskins… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The moon is henceforth to be known as ‘The Star Of Bengal’. Free delivery within a five parsec radius. I wouldn't want to eat there. No atmosphere see 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Let’s hope Drew doesn’t associate the word ‘parsec’ with secateurs and their use in chopping of foreskins… It's a bank holiday so I doubt that Drew is capable of reading anything we're posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that was John Shuttleworth. I can’t go back to savoury… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I can’t go back to savoury… Weird career. Almost a punk star as Jilted John, then bontempi pianos and fish and chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 28, 2023 Report Share Posted August 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Weird career. Almost a punk star as Jilted John, then bontempi pianos and fish and chips. The man’s a genius. ‘Two margarines’ will be played at my funeral. Soon I fucking hope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 After it's Moon success India has launched a probe to study a hot ring of gas at the centre of our solar system. King Billy's arsehole after a curry, or any time really. Scientists say its an enigma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 On 28/08/2023 at 18:27, Ape™️ said: Let’s hope Drew doesn’t associate the word ‘parsec’ with secateurs and their use in chopping of foreskins… Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 On 28/08/2023 at 21:29, Dyslexic cnut said: The man’s a genius. ‘Two margarines’ will be played at my funeral. Soon I fucking hope. He's got a new DVD out Father Earth which I think is quite good and a bit more serious than his previous ones... I'm not a fan of alternative comedy....😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He's got a new DVD out Father Earth which I think is quite good and a bit more serious than his previous ones... I'm not a fan of alternative comedy....😛 Or any other type of comedy, because your comments are about as funny as stepping in a bag of fresh dogshit that's accidentally fallen from @Zev's Israeli military-issue, covert "night" belt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Or any other type of comedy, because your comments are about as funny as stepping in a bag of fresh dogshit that's accidentally fallen from @Zev's Israeli military-issue, covert "night" belt. I lost you at "dog shit". I think you have a great future in colonic irrigation and suggest you plunge head first into it tomorrow morning. Good luck 🤞 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I lost you at "dog shit". Probably the best place to lose him, the cunt's obsessed with the comings, goings and doings of canines. Wiffles probably wishes he'd been born with four legs and a tail, maybe then he'd feel loved and wanted 🐩 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 27/08/2023 at 22:40, Eric Cuntman said: That was a smokescreen for Mossad. Half of them went to live on the moon, and the rest are living in a city beneath the Antarctic. It’s all explained in the documentaries: ’Iron Sky’ ’Nazis At The Centre Of The Earth’ Fucking ‘ell! What a fucking shock! Do the authorities know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 28/08/2023 at 19:43, Dyslexic cnut said: I can’t go back to savoury… A moving ode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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