entitled little cunt Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 Can't wait to settle down in front of the tv this winter. Two new series are sure to keep us entertained. Taking a shit , with Jane Mcdonald. Followed by Fisting , with Susan Calman Personally I can't wait . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Can't wait to settle down in front of the tv this winter. Two new series are sure to keep us entertained. Taking a shit , with Jane Mcdonald. Followed by Fisting , with Susan Calman Personally I can't wait . You’re @Cillian Murphy aren’t you? Same m.o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 Winter schedule: I'm a cunt who needs the money/career kickstarting get me out of here (with 2 geordie glove puppets) Dancing on shit (with Phillip (teflon) Schofield) X Factor (with Simon (Brillo pad head) Cowell) The Apprentice (with Lord Schyster) Strictly cum dancing (with 2 shrilling fucking adolescent harridans) Saturday night takeaway (with the same little geordie cunts from the other shitshow) Can anyone add to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Winter schedule: I'm a cunt who needs the money/career kickstarting get me out of here (with 2 geordie glove puppets) Dancing on shit (with Phillip (teflon) Schofield) X Factor (with Simon (Brillo pad head) Cowell) The Apprentice (with Lord Schyster) Strictly cum dancing (with 2 shrilling fucking adolescent harridans) Saturday night takeaway (with the same little geordie cunts from the other shitshow) Can anyone add to this? The Degeneration Game hosted by Larry Gayson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 55 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Can't wait to settle down in front of the tv this winter. Two new series are sure to keep us entertained. Taking a shit , with Jane Mcdonald. Followed by Fisting , with Susan Calman Personally I can't wait . I am trying to decide whether Patrick Melrose is any good. Could you TV Guide me with the skill and expertise you have displayed above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 Monkey Tennis with Huw Edwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Monkey Tennis with Huw Edwards. Was thinking of a few of the Partridge ones myself. I think "Cooking In Prison" would be a tad insensitive at the minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: The Degeneration Game hosted by Larry Gayson. Uphill gardening with Philip schofield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 13 hours ago, nocti said: "Cooking In Prison" would be a tad insensitive at the minute Surely that's been done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Surely that's been done? ‘Maths Challenge’ live from Belmarsh… ’if it takes one man 9 minutes to dismember an old lady, how long does it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Maths Challenge’ live from Belmarsh… ’if it takes one man 9 minutes to dismember an old lady, how long does it take the same man to fuck a rabbit?’ Umm, wait, just a minute... Ah!!.. Is it 47 virgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 19 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Umm, wait, just a minute... Ah!!.. Is it 47 virgins? Close. The correct answer is 3 unwaxed lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: 'shouting you whistle, and i'll cum Suspicious stains on the moving bedsheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 9 hours ago, Neil said: Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice Life and times of Paul O"Grady.....Only Balls and Corsets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 In a special one-off, Michael Schumacher finally comes out of the house, horizontally - MTV Unplugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 33 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: In a special one-off, Michael Schumacher finally comes out of the house, horizontally - MTV Unplugged. Bit rich when the wife is ‘less than athletic?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Bit rich when the wife is ‘less than athletic?’ I agree, though she can move her limbs and speak her mind and doesn't have rocks in her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 11 hours ago, Neil said: Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice ‘Whores under the hammer’ presented by Peter Sutcliffe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 ‘Can’t cook won’t cook’ introduced by my missus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 'To catch a Predator' Featuring @Carl Sway 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: 'To catch a Predator' Featuring @Carl Sway ‘Watch with Mother’ starring ChildeHarold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 12 hours ago, Neil said: Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice ‘Twenty two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please’ with Cunty Big Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Watch with Mother’ starring ChildeHarold. Watch With Motherfucker with Robert De Niro 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Watch With Motherfucker with Robert De Niro ‘Honey I fucked the kids’ starring Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein etc. etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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