ChildeHarold Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet Ray Bradbury is popular. Ha ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: My book club is certainly picking up new members. They all bring something to burn, it's a requirement of membership. If it's not flammable they don't come in. Richard and Judy have been boring the arses of the public running some sort of book club for years now. If you could get close enough to Judy and place a few fire lighters in the fat cunts bra I’m sure the resulting inferno once the fat cunts lardy tits get going would make the Luton airport carpark fire look like a damp sparkler hanging out of Franks arse on a rainy night at a Pet Shop Boys concert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Richard and Judy have been boring the arses of the public running some sort of book club for years now. If you could get close enough to Judy and place a few fire lighters in the fat cunts bra I’m sure the resulting inferno once the fat cunts lardy tits get going would make the Luton airport carpark fire look like a damp sparkler hanging out of Franks arse on a rainy night at a Pet Shop Boys concert. I'm telling Frank what you said about him. He's very sensitive and violent at the same time. A bit like Ronnie Kray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Ha ha ha! You fucking little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Joe Pesci Stella Street "Fuck old people. They're gonna be dead soon anyways"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I'm telling Frank what you said about him. He's very sensitive and violent at the same time. A bit like Ronnie Kray. More like Ronnie Corbett in a pair of tight replica Kylie Minogue hot pants from Wembley market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 15 hours ago, King Billy said: More like Ronnie Corbett in a pair of tight replica Kylie Minogue hot pants from Wembley market. Would Kyle's tights be tight on Ronnie? Ronnie Barker perhaps. Have you ever tried tights Billy? They'd go down well on one of those Orange parades, a nice shade of green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Fuck old people. They're gonna be dead soon anyways"! Long live Stella Street RIP much missed John Sessions. All the best Phil Cornwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking little shit. Tinned prunes for a big shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Tinned prunes for a big shit. Well it's pretty obvious to me that you are a lover of all things Frank, so why buy prunes? Just thinking about the cunt gives me a massive clear out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it's pretty obvious to me that you are a lover of all things Frank, so why buy prunes? Just thinking about the cunt gives me a massive clear out. Do you frogs even go to the shitter anymore? I thought you just booked an appointment once a week at Le Clinique du Lavement and had some immigrant nurse flush you out with a bilge pump and a length of Citroen heater hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you frogs even go to the shitter anymore? I thought you just booked an appointment once a week at Le Clinique du Lavement and had some immigrant nurse flush you out with a bilge pump and a length of Citroen heater hose. Are those French toilets which I have heard called Roman or Turkish toilets which are just a hole with a couple of filthy grooved places on either side for the feet which involve squatting like a dog on your haunches (and how the fuck do you keep your trousers and pants clean in that position surrounded by filth with them round your legs?) The one I experienced memorably above a cafe/bar in Orange France where a background noise of loud raucaus French singing coming from below and seemingly amplified by the hole which was awaiting my rich plume of diarrhoea (you need two arseholes to digest their food) added a sort of flavour to the indignity. I emerged shaken and shell shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Are those French toilets which I have heard called Roman or Turkish toilets which are just a hole with a couple of filthy grooved places on either side for the feet which involve squatting like a dog on your haunches (and how the fuck do you keep your trousers and pants clean in that position surrounded by filth with them round your legs?) The one I experienced memorably above a cafe/bar in Orange France where a background noise of loud raucaus French singing coming from below and seemingly amplified by the hole which was awaiting my rich plume of diarrhoea (you need two arseholes to digest their food) added a sort of flavour to the indignity. I emerged shaken and shell shocked. Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Tinned prunes for a big shit. It doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that. I suspect you misspelled "biennially". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you frogs even go to the shitter anymore? I thought you just booked an appointment once a week at Le Clinique du Lavement and had some immigrant nurse flush you out with a bilge pump and a length of Citroen heater hose. Actually the French are civilised the main reason the asians went to Yorkshire is because yorkies are squatters who simply dig a hole in the ground and squat over it to have a crap .. we need Ding to explain about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that. I suppose you should be grateful he doesn't wash his cock in your mouth, like a lot of other blokes evidently do. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, ZEV said: I suppose you should be grateful he doesn't wash his cock in your mouth, like a lot of other blokes evidently do. 🤮 On 02/12/2023 at 16:20, ZEV said: As far as you know... 🩹💦 🧸 On 02/12/2023 at 16:27, ZEV said: You really are a deluded twat who needs his eyes testing, either that or stop fuckin' wanking 👌🩹💦 1 hour ago, ZEV said: Politicians are self-serving cunts, they'll take it up the arse While we didn't need much more proof to add to your recent 'homosexuals in Russia' nom (and porn star scat avatar, lol), you really do take pride in confirming your status as an absolute raving poofter, don't you? Of course, this goes some way to explaining your obvious fascination with arseholes, scat, shit and jizz et al. With only the support of the site's other misfit, who 90% of us suspect is a non-binary 6"5 Bresslaw-looking hirsute beast with hands depicting snow shovels, everybody here absolutely loathes you. Why do you bother, seriously? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: It doesn't work. Eat a whole tin! You will shit like a Prince. I recommend The Man From Del Monte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that. I've been known to freshen up at the washbasin. A bit of arse washing after a particularly messy shit has also been known to occur. How about a meal round my place before Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Actually the French are civilised the main reason the asians went to Yorkshire is because yorkies are squatters who simply dig a hole in the ground and squat over it to have a crap .. we need Ding to explain about this. Ding shits in a bit of newspaper, wraps it up and lobs it out the window so his cell mates don’t beat him up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: How about a meal round my place before Christmas? As much as I appreciate the invite to dine with you, Aitch, I'm afraid that I'm Crayola intolerant so will have to give it a miss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Why do you bother, seriously? Same reason you do, I ain't got any friends, so I come on here for a bit of social interaction. Does that answer your question, cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that. Decs I was at fattys house yesterday, I was having a piss in his kitchen sink when I noticed the dirty cunt had discarded a used tea bag in there, some people… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ding shits in a bit of newspaper, wraps it up and lobs it out the window so his cell mates don’t beat him up. "Flying pasties" as the lovely ladies of HMP Holloway fondly called them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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