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Cunts who continue talking when they should be serving you

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When I'm approaching the till preparing to pay for my petrol, free range eggs and Double Decker, the least these cunts could do is pause their riveting and essential conversation with their mongoloid workmates and give me the courtesy and attention a customer should deserve. As much as tales of the compulsory incest and alcoholism which are par for the course round these parts, show some professionalism you minimum wage cuntbreed.

"Would you like the receipt?"  Yes please, and the cash register as well so I can smash it over your stupid fucking head repeatedly until it cracks like the empty coconut it is. 

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Mrs Patel who, along with her husband, owns our local corner shop, is always on the phone to someone while she's serving. She doesn't ignore you though, but she doesn't concentrate either. I'm not going to complain when she gives me £16 change from a tenner though.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mrs Patel who, along with her husband, owns our local corner shop, is always on the phone to someone while she's serving. She doesn't ignore you though, but she doesn't concentrate either. I'm not going to complain when she gives me £16 change from a tenner though.

By your own admission you’re a dishonest cunt.

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

When I'm approaching the till preparing to pay for my petrol, free range eggs and Double Decker, the least these cunts could do is pause their riveting and essential conversation with their mongoloid workmates and give me the courtesy and attention a customer should deserve. As much as tales of the compulsory incest and alcoholism which are par for the course round these parts, show some professionalism you minimum wage cuntbreed.

"Would you like the receipt?"  Yes please, and the cash register as well so I can smash it over your stupid fucking head repeatedly until it cracks like the empty coconut it is. 

It’s cunts like you I hate when working the front counter. 

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9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Correct. Ever thought of becoming an MP Eric?

No. I've never been sexually interested in children. 

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No. I've never been sexually interested in children. 

I'll just leave that one hanging for @judgetwi to deal with...

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19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Umm....,are you still being dishonest??

Yes. But as I'm dishonest, that's a lie, and therefore I am innocent.

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8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

When I'm approaching the till preparing to pay for my petrol, free range eggs and Double Decker, the least these cunts could do is pause their riveting and essential conversation with their mongoloid workmates and give me the courtesy and attention a customer should deserve. As much as tales of the compulsory incest and alcoholism which are par for the course round these parts, show some professionalism you minimum wage cuntbreed.

"Would you like the receipt?"  Yes please, and the cash register as well so I can smash it over your stupid fucking head repeatedly until it cracks like the empty coconut it is. 

At least you get some slow-motion action. The new breed of dodgers loitering as far away as possible from manned checkouts, glancingly steering morose clientele in the direction of self serving points, are the pits. Those fuckers deserve regular glassing by frustrated punters, after emptying the bottles first while waiting for the bastards to come out.

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6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'll just leave that one hanging for @judgetwi to deal with...

He's just a voyeur these days, Baws. He merely lurks the Corner's hallowed halls, never really posting.

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Please turn down the punjabi music in the background next time and go easy on the garlic in your breakfast curry flakes

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On 06/09/2019 at 00:47, Major Cunt said:

He's just a voyeur these days, Baws. He merely lurks the Corner's hallowed halls, never really posting.

Is that a fact Marje? May I point out that there are no “hallowed halls”, there is no “cooler” and Mrs Roops, whoever he is , does not dress up as a female Nazi from some 1970’s soft porn film and he has never whipped anybody. 

It’s a website Marjorie, it ain’t real life. Get a fucking grip for fucks sake.

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13 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Is that a fact Marje? May I point out that there are no “hallowed halls”, there is no “cooler” and Mrs Roops, whoever he is , does not dress up as a female Nazi from some 1970’s soft porn film and he has never whipped anybody. 

It’s a website Marjorie, it ain’t real life. Get a fucking grip for fucks sake.

You tell him Jewdy. 'Its a website'. I mean, somebody would have to be a spectacularly fucking stupid cunt to get all worked up over something said on a website.. 'It's not real life is it?' 

Imagine if someone got all offended by some made-up rubbish on a silly website, and spent three weeks having a hissy-fit over it!

what a stupid cunt they would be, and how we would all laugh at them. Lol.

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9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Please turn down the punjabi music in the background next time and go easy on the garlic in your breakfast curry flakes

Tim, what are your thoughts on the latest Indian Moonshot?

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On 05/09/2019 at 18:00, Eddie said:

It’s cunts like you I hate when working the front counter. 

So yu carry petrol on a double decker .. what do you use the petrol for?

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You tell him Jewdy. 'Its a website'. I mean, somebody would have to be a spectacularly fucking stupid cunt to get all worked up over something said on a website.. 'It's not real life is it?' 

Imagine if someone got all offended by some made-up rubbish on a silly website, and spent three weeks having a hissy-fit over it!

what a stupid cunt they would be, and how we would all laugh at them. Lol.

Listen Hard Man, I take the piss out of the crap people say on here. Their words not mine. All you and your dim, arselicking mates can do is come up with abuse. Inevitably it’s a race to the bottom and you got there first. Yeah, it could have been one of the other inadequates but it was you. That won’t ever be forgotten. I suggest you contribute a bit more money and Mrs Roops will find a way to get rid of me. You and your lonely, bottlejob mates are of far more value than me.

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2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Listen Hard Man, I take the piss out of the crap people say on here. Their words not mine. All you and your dim, arselicking mates can do is come up with abuse. Inevitably it’s a race to the bottom and you got there first. Yeah, it could have been one of the other inadequates but it was you. That won’t ever be forgotten. I suggest you contribute a bit more money and Mrs Roops will find a way to get rid of me. You and your lonely, bottlejob mates are of far more value than me.

@judgetwi, currently you must be the most paranoid punter on The Corner. Wringing every last drop of victimhood rather makes a nonsense of your repeated mantra, "its only a website". Why on earth would I be finding a way to get rid of you? You are one of the site's nuggets of comedy gold and are highly valued.

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7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Is that a fact Marje? May I point out that there are no “hallowed halls”, there is no “cooler” and Mrs Roops, whoever he is , does not dress up as a female Nazi from some 1970’s soft porn film and he has never whipped anybody. 

It’s a website Marjorie, it ain’t real life. Get a fucking grip for fucks sake.

Fucking hell, that character design has become more iconic than Mickey Mouse... I wonder if Disney are interested in buying the rights?

50/50 split, Roops?

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22 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Fucking hell, that character design has become more iconic than Mickey Mouse... I wonder if Disney are interested in buying the rights?

50/50 split, Roops?

Mmmm free money. Good deal.

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Mmmm free money. Good deal.

You'd only whinge if you saw it in the next big, soulless animated flick by the cunts without getting a cut of the profits and you know it. I think its the arse hamsters that really elevated the character myself - every good villain needs a sidekick or two. I'm just paying you off early before the franchise has a chance to make real money.

The Pika can fuck off though - I'm not paying @Cuntybaws a penny.

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19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Mmmm free money. Good deal.

What makes you so certain you call pull it off nowadays? Perhaps you've already purchased a costume which enables you to relive your youth, safe in the knowledge your leathery flaps racing towards the South Pole will be fully camouflaged.  

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27 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

What makes you so certain you call pull it off nowadays? Perhaps you've already purchased a costume which enables you to relive your youth, safe in the knowledge your leathery flaps racing towards the South Pole will be fully camouflaged.  

That's the beauty of it, the image is forever digitally immortalised by RK's art. The only thing I pull apart these days are your idiotic bandwagon posts.

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6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Listen Hard Man, I take the piss out of the crap people say on here. Their words not mine. All you and your dim, arselicking mates can do is come up with abuse. Inevitably it’s a race to the bottom and you got there first. Yeah, it could have been one of the other inadequates but it was you. That won’t ever be forgotten. I suggest you contribute a bit more money and Mrs Roops will find a way to get rid of me. You and your lonely, bottlejob mates are of far more value than me.

Calm down. It's only a website, it's not real life is it.

Roops is absolutely right. The spectacle of you disappearing up your own arse in a foaming tantrum of hypocrisy, just never stops being funny.

Don't go changing.

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