The Beast Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? It’s gibberish. The answer is KFC. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? 4 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? Are you sure you've written the numbers down correctly, you spud thick Mick? The mathematical method is fairly elementary, but the answer is unwieldy given those parameters. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: 4 days Oops! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Oops! This is the 23.6 living Ptarmigans conundrum. you should round the figure up to 24. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you sure you've written the numbers down correctly, you spud thick Mick? The mathematical method is fairly elementary, but the answer is unwieldy given those parameters. Less of the Mick, hun. That is how his tutor wrote it. It is about how one works it out. Can you suss it? Fucked if I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 Broadmoor looney bin run education programmes. Imagine some of their Maths problems... 'If it takes one man 4 minutes to chop up an old lady with a circular saw, how long does it take the same man to fuck a parakeet?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, The Beast said: Less of the Mick, hun. That is how his tutor wrote it. It is about how one works it out. Can you suss it? Fucked if I could. A+B in one day do 1/2 a job. A+C in one day do 1/3 of the job. B+C 1/4. Add the terms and A+B + A+C + B+C can do 13/12 of a job in one day. The left side of the equation resolves to 2(A+B+C) so A and B and C together can do 13/24 of the job in one day. Take the reciprocal of that for your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: “If it takes one man 4 minutes to chop up an old lady with a circular saw, how long does it take the same man to fuck a parakeet?' Do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? If A, B and C a road workers for Southwark council then it'll fucking take ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If A, B and C a road workers for Southwark council then it'll fucking take ages. It wouldn't get done at all. Your fucking family would nick all their tools. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 Alternatively, 2A + 2B + 2C can do three jobs in 2+3+4 i.e. 9 days. That’s equivalent to one job in 3 days. Divide both sides by two and A+B+C can do that one job in 1.5 days. But wait, that’s a different answer to before! If your brat can’t work out why they’re different, and which is correct, then I suggest he’d better start applying for media studies courses at the local polytechnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 6 hours ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? I'm afraid not enough information was provided regarding the participants A,B and C. Is one or more of them of African descent? If so, how much extra time must be factored in to compensate for their innate laziness? Is one or more of them a female? If so, how much extra time must be factored in to represent any potential delay caused by a possible maternity leave or a sexual harassment complaint? Do they belong to a labor union? If so, how much extra time must be factored to represent the amount of time they'd purposely drag the job out by intentionally working slower? Is one or more of them a teenager? If so, how much extra time must be factored in to represent the amount of time their supervisor would have to spend instructing them over and over again on how to correctly do the job, or constantly having to tell them to take their headphones off and stop listening to their crappy music or to stop texting, put their smart phones away and get back to work? A lot of variables there that would need to be addressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Alternatively, 2A + 2B + 2C can do three jobs in 2+3+4 i.e. 9 days. That’s equivalent to one job in 3 days. Divide both sides by two and A+B+C can do that one job in 1.5 days. But wait, that’s a different answer to before! If your brat can’t work out why they’re different, and which is correct, then I suggest he’d better start applying for media studies courses at the local polytechnic. Is any job involving three blokes going to take less than five weeks? .. And I would suggest legal studies would be the best option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 It depends if there's a foreman involved and if it was council public funded work in which case the standard correct answer is 'Too fucking long' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'If it takes one man 4 minutes to chop up an old lady with a circular saw, how long does it take the same man to fuck a parakeet?' I'm feeling a bit embarrassed actually, because I should really know this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Broadmoor looney bin run education programmes. Imagine some of their Maths problems... 'If it takes one man 4 minutes to chop up an old lady with a circular saw, how long does it take the same man to fuck a parakeet?' @Quincy Cockfingers is still struggling with this one between being fisted by his granny raping cellmate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 Mmm...benchmarking human capital metrics using efficiency ratios...as 'Baws intimated, its all about fractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Mmm...benchmarking human capital metrics using efficiency ratios...as 'Baws intimated, its all about fractions. Or in the case of the corner factions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It wouldn't get done at all. Your fucking family would nick all their tools. Not very original Eric. You're slipping. You need to up your game or you'll end up like Frank; washed up and hated by all except a few piss poor hangers on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not very original Eric. You're slipping. You need to up your game or you'll end up like Frank; washed up and hated by all except a few piss poor hangers on. Kindly leave me and Ape out of this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not very original Eric. You're slipping. You need to up your game or you'll end up like Frank; washed up and hated by all except a few piss poor hangers on. Just getting that one in before the usual suspects. No need to get your frilly knickers in a twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Kindly leave me and Ape out of this You are finished here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 17 hours ago, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? 42 Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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