nocti Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 I once had a dream where I shat in her knicker drawer, shook it violently from side to side, then watched as she tried them all on. She seems a bit fucked in the head if you ask me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Well I've seen it now. Kristen's performance was good, the score, which some hated, I actually liked, because it added to the general sense of unease. As for re-watching value, I won't be in any hurry. Long and slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Well I've seen it now. Kristen's performance was good, the score, which some hated, I actually liked, because it added to the general sense of unease. As for re-watching value, I won't be in any hurry. Long and slow. I'm giving it a miss. They've probably left out the good bits like when she sucked John Travolta's cock, or when she started burying land mines near African schools so she could get some media attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 I've seen Charlie's Angels now. The best scenes are the ones where she's showing off her legs. Cue pointless, unimaginative comment from Dizzy/Eddie/Billy, blah blah blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: I've seen Charlie's Angels now. The best scenes are the ones where she's showing off her legs. Cue pointless, unimaginative comment from Dizzy/Eddie/Billy, blah blah blah. Don’t ever mention my name again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever mention my name again. Billy, don't be a hero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 15 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Billy, don't be a hero. Don’t be a fool with your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 16 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Billy, don't be a hero. He's been making plans for Nigel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's been making plans for Nigel. I have a future in British Steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 19:52, King Billy said: I have a future in British Steel. Steel? You can't even manage wood, Bill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 19:52, King Billy said: I have a future in British Steel. And all the world is biscuit shaped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 8 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I think she is beautiful and sexy, shame she's a fucking lesbian though. She smokes weed as well hermano, definitely has that 'all night, drink and drugs sex binge' about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I think she is beautiful and sexy, shame she's a fucking lesbian though. She smokes weed as well hermano, definitely has that 'all night, drink and drugs sex binge' about her. She turned lezzo four days after I fingered her. True story. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sid Slackjaw Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 There was a Kristen Stewart sci-fi film on over the weekend where she's running around an underwater base in her underwear for most of the film 🤓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Sid Slackjaw said: There was a Kristen Stewart sci-fi film on over the weekend where she's running around an underwater base in her underwear for most of the film 🤓 Eat shit gayboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sid Slackjaw said: There was a Kristen Stewart sci-fi film on over the weekend where she's running around an underwater base in her underwear for most of the film 🤓 Are you Carl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sid Slackjaw Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you Carl? Yeah I'm Carl astral projecting myself into someone else's account obv 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Sid Slackjaw said: Yeah I'm Carl astral projecting myself into someone else's account obv 👍🏻 Decs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Decs? It's fuckin someone we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sid Slackjaw Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Phew! @Eric Cuntmani was just about to tell you to suck the shit out of a dinghy refugee's helmet but it's ok now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sid Slackjaw said: Yeah I'm Carl astral projecting myself into someone else's account obv 👍🏻 Exactly what Carl would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Sid Slackjaw said: Phew! @Eric Cuntmani was just about to tell you to suck the shit out of a dingy refugee's helmet but it's ok now. 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 😔 Could be Eddie. Do you smell watermelon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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