ProfB Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: Hi Hello profB. Are you still thinking about willies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hello profB. Are you still thinking about willies? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes I’m thinking about Fannies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m thinking about Fannies. including Mrs roots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 27 minutes ago, ProfB said: including Mrs roots? No Fannies in particular. Just my normal, Wednesday evening thinking about fannies session. I’ll be thinking about tits tomorrow night, bums on Friday, thighs on Saturday. I don’t have dirty thoughts on Sundays in case The Baby Jesus sees me and tells Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t have dirty thoughts on Sundays in case The Baby Jesus sees me and tells Santa Claus. Expect the Vulcan to debunk this Eric. There’s no way these two characters will slip through her overnight fact-checking dragnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: including Mrs roots? It’s best to try and ignore the odour and not think of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 On 14/08/2022 at 13:39, ProfB said: I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees. It’s about time the night stalker was released from Belmarsh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: It’s about time the night stalker was released from Belmarsh. This roadside rapist cunt genuinely makes me want to vomit. All I can picture is it replicating the retarded prepubescent female persona it adopts on here via CB radio. "10-4, 10-4, me needs a wowwypop, stat. Mrs Roots is mean and Pwof is cwying into her cwumpets, can anyone come and change my knick-knocks?". I can imagine plenty of lonely, late night, white knight simp cunts immediately responding, tucking their chins into their butter soaked 'Red Lobster' bibs and speeding off to whatever dogging layby the Prof is lurking in. Come morning they're all dead, with arseholes resembling the aftermath of a supernova and lungs full of spunk. I want it dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: with arseholes resembling the aftermath of a supernova The presciently named Ring Nebula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The presciently named Ring Nebula. One can only imagine the state of 'her' NGC 1023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 22 hours ago, Eddie said: The cunt who murdered the judge on his mobility scooter was described as wearing grey shorts, a dark coloured T-shirt, a white baseball cap and white patterned builder style gloves. the bbc can note the colour of everything except his skin. Just imagine the uproar if the murdered man in the mobility scooter had been black – and the killer white. Things might have escalated into a week of BLM-led lawlessness... every city street would be on fire, with looting and violence en masse. I bet the Met Police sighed one huge relief the victim was the 'right' colour. Enoch Powell wasn't a cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just imagine the uproar if the murdered man in the mobility scooter had been black He was Irish, though, which is pretty much the same thing, as any seaside landlady of the last century will vouch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Enoch Powell wasn't a cunt. ‘Rivers of Red Stripe lager’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 At least ITV News is immune to this woke nonsense in their feature about A level students results. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: ‘Rivers of Red Stripe lager’ 'Rivers of Blud'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Rivers of Blud'. Black Bloke Down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 17/08/2022 at 19:50, Eddie said: The cunt who murdered the judge on his mobility scooter was described as wearing grey shorts, a dark coloured T-shirt, a white baseball cap and white patterned builder style gloves. the bbc can note the colour of everything except his skin. fuck off fends. @Eddie He's as black as Newgate Knocker. Lee Byer. No doubt you know him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He was Irish, though, which is pretty much the same thing, as any seaside landlady of the last century will vouch. Sez the porridge wog..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Blacks don't ride mobility scooters, cant get wide enough wheels and not enough spaces to hide the drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 16 hours ago, Roadkill said: Black Bloke Down Me, Myself and Irie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Me, Myself and Irie. ‘I Am Sambo’ ’One Flew Over The Mudhut’ ‘Gilbert Grape’s Eating KFC’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Doctor Shivago Placoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Capricoon One. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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