nocti Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/3/2017 at 8:48 AM, Lady Penelope said: Dolphins are animals. Thanks for that, Charles fucking Darwin. Are you all stocked up on hair nets and cat litter? You must be ecstatic with Amazon, lest you leave the house now that your only dressing gown without gaping holes in is covered in skidmarks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 18 minutes ago, nocti said: Thanks for that, Charles fucking Darwin. Are you all stocked up on hair nets and cat litter? You must be ecstatic with Amazon, lest you leave the house now that your only dressing gown without gaping holes in is covered in skidmarks. How about you getting fucked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How about you getting fucked? Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather shag Eddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, nocti said: Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather shag Eddie. Eddie is a proud man and would not touch you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Eddie is a proud man and would not touch you. @Eddie, prove this bitch wrong. Don't make me upload that video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Mrs Manky was lest than impressed when I have her her new animal skin coat. I can't see her problem, Donkeys Jackets are very functional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Bathgate? What the fuck were you doing in Bathgate? I need to correct you on Fibromyalgia; nothing made up about it I assure you. I mean just because it happens to regularly co-exist with depression, IBS and chronic fatigue syndrome, has a fivefold higher incidence in lower socioeconomic groups, and has never been shown on muscle biopsy to have any pathological basis at all, doesn’t mean it’s entirely functional illness, does it? Pregabalin all round. Which funnily enough you’ll find is a phrase heard regularly in Bathgate. Two classics from the dustbin category of ailments. However, just one question Doc. When the muscle is biopsied, what particular tests are run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 @Tata Steely Dan are you just going to stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, and let this cunt muscle in on your territory of weird, niche, elderly related noms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 It's surprising they haven't produced a fleece with a sloth printed on it yet since its the animal that most of the cunts that wear these monstrosities actually resemble. I reckon Pen has probably got a wolf's print fleece over her piss soaked duvet. (An after hours image for you to store in the wank bank for later. Urggh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Tata Steely Dan are you just going to stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, and let this cunt muscle in on your territory of weird, niche, elderly related noms? Watch your step or I’ll report you again..... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Tata Steely Dan are you just going to stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, and let this cunt muscle in on your territory of weird, niche, elderly related noms? I've learned my lesson. Short, mainstream noms from hereon out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Watch your step or I’ll report you again..... lol. Fuck off. Great work punkers, I'll second that. You're the corners hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 On 03/12/2017 at 11:45 AM, Last Cunt Standing said: They come in myriad subtypes, Judge. I’m sure you could find a Simian version if you looked hard enough. It would match the single crease in your palm, too. Excellent! Orangs are my favourites. I also like penguins , meerkats, 🐪 camels ( like the peaceful people) 🦒 giraffes ( such elegant creatures don’t you think?) and, of course 🐘 elephants. I fucking love elephants. Elephants are the fucking business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Excellent! Orangs are my favourites. I also like penguins , meerkats, 🐪 camels ( like the peaceful people) 🦒 giraffes ( such elegant creatures don’t you think?) and, of course 🐘 elephants. I fucking love elephants. Elephants are the fucking business! You like anything with a big cock. Would you like to suck my dick judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Although in front of the face might be the usual position of a cock for some punters on here, I think you'll find that the elephants 'cock' to which you refer is actually it's trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Although in front of the face might be the usual position of a cock for some punters on here, I think you'll find that the elephants 'cock' to which you refer is actually it's trunk. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Idiot. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 23 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Frank? Probably not. There was no declaration of imminent demise or retirement as usually proclaimed by the above mentioned, attention seeking Prima Donna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 30 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Ah the old Guy Gibson’s dog trick. Naughty boy at the back of the class smirks at his mates...,,”look what I got away with, and Miss can’t do a thing about it”. ...if that's the case he thought wrong -12 hours in the stocks for circumventing the rules by use of a tired old cliché. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 46 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Ah the old Guy Gibson’s dog trick. Naughty boy at the back of the class smirks at his mates...,,”look what I got away with, and Miss can’t do a thing about it”. But how high can you piss up the toilet wall Spunkmonkey? You're time in therapy hasn't helped a bit Jewdy. In fact you've come out a complete Wendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Juggs is wrapped up warm in his harley fleece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...if that's the case he thought wrong -12 hours in the stocks for circumventing the rules by use of a tired old cliché. Oh for heaven's sake leave him alone. He's entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'd rather go naked than wear fur. Sadly the magistrates have made it very clear to me that this is not an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: You're time in therapy hasn't helped a bit Jewdy. In fact you've come out a complete Wendy. Psychological assessments carried out by sociopaths don’t count in the real world Herr Oberst. Have you still got your cyanide pill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 04/12/2017 at 11:26 AM, Manky said: Mrs Manky was lest than impressed when I have her her new animal skin coat. I can't see her problem, Donkeys Jackets are very functional. I once knew a colleague whose wife said if he bought her a new coat for Christmas, she’d come down to his workplace wearing the garment and nothing else and give him a teasing flash. He bought her a duffel coat, which he got back in the subsequent divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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