Ape™️ Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Am I missing a trick here, or is it a load of utter fucking shit? It’s been nominated before, in the archives, but there’s no comments. I think the Americans are cunts. All of them. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Bunch of roided up poofters grabbing arse and running around in Michelin man costumes. At least they tend to die young or live to an old age with the embarrassing symptoms brought on by severe brain trauma. Some of them even end up as quadriplegics, which I'm sure you'll agree is a truly uplifting thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Bunch of roided up poofters grabbing arse and running around in Michelin man costumes. At least they tend to die young or live to an old age with the embarrassing symptoms brought on by severe brain trauma. Some of them even end up as quadriplegics, which I'm sure you'll agree is a truly uplifting thought. It's an uplifting spiritual experience when ANY footballer ends like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's an uplifting spiritual experience when ANY footballer ends like that. True, but I think more should be done to increase the chances of such things happening. Spiked helmets for the Yanks and bladed shoes for the Brits would be a good start - that I could watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Neil's a big fan of this American Football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil's a big fan of this American Football "Merkin Muffley", fnarr fnarr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil's a big fan of this American Football Touch up!,I'd make straight for the 'wide reciever' and then the 'tight end' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Touch up!,I'd make straight for the 'wide reciever' and then the 'tight end' Terrify them, Neil...show them your damaged helmet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: Am I missing a trick here, or is it a load of utter fucking shit? It’s been nominated before, in the archives, but there’s no comments. I think the Americans are cunts. All of them. Fuck off. I’ve seen the Miami Dolphins play whilst golfing in Florida. I found the game went on far too long and the flow was ruined by incessant interruptions,player switches and Tv commercials. Most of the spectators were obese peasants and the beer was weak.The cheerleaders looked like hookers. After an hour and a half I thought the game was over only to discover it was only half time.....I left at that point very unimpressed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve seen the Miami Dolphins play whilst golfing in Florida. I found the game went on far too long and the flow was ruined by incessant interruptions,player switches and Tv commercials. Most of the spectators were obese peasants and the beer was weak.The cheerleaders looked like hookers. After an hour and a half I thought the game was over only to discover it was only half time.....I left at that point very unimpressed. Do you have any thoughts on the proposed "Mexican Wall"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you have any thoughts on the proposed "Mexican Wall"? I have. I hope you're buried in the foundations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, White van man said: I have. I hope you're buried in the foundations I did did not ask you so get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you have any thoughts on the proposed "Mexican Wall"? We should concentrate on our own immigration issues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve seen the Miami Dolphins play whilst golfing in Florida. I found the game went on far too long and the flow was ruined by incessant interruptions,player switches and Tv commercials. Most of the spectators were obese peasants and the beer was weak.The cheerleaders looked like hookers. After an hour and a half I thought the game was over only to discover it was only half time.....I left at that point very unimpressed. At half time the spectators eat Walmart baked beans from troughs. I am surprised that Ape doesn't like them. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: We should concentrate on our own immigration issues... Thank you .. do you think that we should refurbish Hardian's Wall to keep the Scots out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: At half time the spectators eat Walmart baked beans from troughs. I am surprised that Ape doesn't like them. lol Please do not mock Ape as he is my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Please do not mock Ape as he is my friend. This cheers me. Once the sad cunt realises that, hopefully he will 'fire up' and throw himself on his rotor blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 The OP has a point buth then again who can forget the standout season Bucky 'Trepanning' Dogbreath had for the Tallahassee Arsewipes.......'97 I think it was .....when he sacked for 26 consecutive quarters and threw up for 269 mincing yards including 5 for 43 against the Minnesota Mongs in a snowstorm in Moose Jaw. I mean come on! With stats like that he's the loaded skins with grits of the entire NFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This cheers me. Once the sad cunt realises that, hopefully he will 'fire up' and throw himself on his rotor blade. He will not like what you have posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I’ve seen the Miami Dolphins play whilst golfing in Florida. I found the game went on far too long and the flow was ruined by incessant interruptions,player switches and Tv commercials. Most of the spectators were obese peasants and the beer was weak.The cheerleaders looked like hookers. After an hour and a half I thought the game was over only to discover it was only half time.....I left at that point very unimpressed. You should've picked a better Team, Punky. I'd have thought the LA Rims or the Seattle Spunkhawks were far more your cup of Budweiser. Note doubt you left at halftime to slip off to Confession at some Miami mega-church full of exiled Cubans - Our Lady of the Immaculate Liferaft or some such? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 All American sports tend to share a common theme. They're bent as fuck, bastardised forms of British games designed primarily for school girls, and no one knows what the fuck is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Touch up!,I'd make straight for the 'wide reciever' and then the 'tight end' I believe the sponsor is Kleenex for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I believe the sponsor is Kleenex for some reason Neil hasn't used Kleenex for decades. His TV screen must resemble a plasterer's radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Neil hasn't used Kleenex for decades. His TV screen must resemble a plasterer's radio. I believe Neil is old school and uses his curtains to clean up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I believe Neil is old school and uses his curtains to clean up. It's the only time they become undrawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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