Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: The fithy fucker He’s a vile little maggot, and best avoided at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wouldn’t you like to punch Dianne Abbot ? You probably want to marry her..... lol. Fuck off as well. I think ape would happily poke his little chopper between the lovely Ms Abbots halibut stinking beef curtains for 3 pumps and a squirt Lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: The fithy fucker Watch out for Ape....the board’s stupid, anorak vassal. He shops at Tesco, goes on all inclusive holidays to shitholes and flies model helicopters in drag. A complete wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Watch out for Ape....the board’s stupid, anorak vassal. He shops at Tesco, goes on all inclusive holidays to shitholes and flies model helicopters in drag. A complete wanker. I'm watching "you only live twice" right now punkers, little nelly in action, apes sexual fantasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm watching "you only live twice" right now punkers, little nelly in action, apes sexual fantasy Ah yes....A Gyrocopter I believe.....designed by a retired RAF chap. Ape is more Airfix.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 23 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: The fithy fucker He's a catholic. Bumming is a cultural necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think ape would happily poke his little chopper between the lovely Ms Abbots halibut stinking beef curtains for 3 pumps and a squirt Lol lol fuck off You've made enough enemies on here without starting to antagonise someone else with a higher IQ than yourself. Give it a rest, you Withers-lite fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've made enough enemies on here without starting to antagonise someone else with a higher IQ than yourself. Give it a rest, you Withers-lite fucking idiot. Unlike you, uncle apey matey has a sense of humour. He regularly visits Gloucester for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Actually, I thought it was “international Women’s Day”. I have nothing against female equality per se and certainly wouldn’t occasion assault on a woman, I think it is iniquitous that women don’t have wage equality in this country and the rest of the developed world. Mrs Abbott is a nuisance because in my opinion she talks shite quite a lot of the time, not because she is black or a woman. Prof Beard is a harmless old chatterbox who was pulled apart in a very unpleasant way for being educated, female and old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've made enough enemies on here without starting to antagonise someone else with a higher IQ than yourself. Give it a rest, you Withers-lite fucking idiot. Oi Deco, I reckon if you stood under a giraffe and it prolapsed on you, you'd look like Andrew Lloyd Webber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: Oh, so now you’re a hard man are you? Lol. Utter wanker. Ape, what old Spunky calls a right hook, most people would call a reacharound. He’s simply a hideous little poof with no understanding of the female anatomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-42092438 Lol Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 Remind you of anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 23 hours ago, Ape said: Oh, so now you’re a hard man are you? Lol. Utter wanker. I think that he meant 8 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 7:25 AM, Neil said: If the cunts want equality that's fine by me,If my missus wants to lounge on the sofa with her hand on her snatch,fart,burp and slowly get pissed before having an afternoon wank then no problem.As long as I get my fucking tea on time and have my kecks cleaned I couldn't give a fuck. Womanchester for fucking fuck sake?? Know your limits you cunts! They have tits and a cunt....we have a set of balls and a cock. How the fuck can we be equal? We are meant to be fucking different otherwise my mum would be my dads uncles brother. Which of course would be true if I was from the Lake District. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Which of course would be true if I was from the Lake District. And Cornwall and Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 If they really want equality, then this bollocks should be abolished, why ? because men don't have a day dedicated to them, so wouldn't that be equality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: If they really want equality, then this bollocks should be abolished, why ? because men don't have a day dedicated to them, so wouldn't that be equality. They have actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have actually. Go on, enlighten us please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have actually. Is it 'steak and blowjob day'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Go on, enlighten us please. Monday 19th November Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Monday 19th November Gosh, you're right. It was set up for pussy-whipped and perennially butt-hurt men who bitch and moan about woman's equality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Gosh, you're right. It was set up for pussy-whipped and perennially butt-hurt men who bitch and moan about woman's equality. Technically the men's day pre-dates the women's Day. It wasn't until the 70s that the UN recognised it. The men's day was in the 60s. I can almost hear the tapping of Roops fingers on her keyboard, working feverishly to research it to prove me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Technically the men's day pre-dates the women's Day. It wasn't until the 70s that the UN recognised it. The men's day was in the 60s. I can almost hear the tapping of Roops fingers on her keyboard, working feverishly to research it to prove me wrong. Eh? read the first sentence of my previous post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Crikey we’ve got a coven operating on this thread... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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