Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Here's a cunt in denim for you... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 49 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Yes, I wear fucking jeans. I wear jeans when I’m not at work, when I’m relaxing with my family and friends. I like jeans. With a little urine stain on them that looks like Australia. slackbladder Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You'll be in the cooler for another long stretch by this time tomorrow. Pig shit thick fantasist poof. We're all sick of your bullshit apart from @cuntspotter who obviously finds you hilarious due to his worsening senility, the dopey cunt. Stubby Pecker ? Did some cosmetic enhancement surgery go wrong? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: It is my golf club because I’m a shareholder. Do you play at the local council run golf field ? I am quite capable of conducting my business, without having to trade brown envelopes with a bunch of local “entrepreneurs”, on the lookout for fresh pillaging opportunities. I am quite content with not having to mix with the locally grown, bonsai Trumps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Stubby Pecker ? Did some cosmetic enhancement surgery go wrong? lol. Thick fucking wanker. I bet you sat in the corner of the class of your grotty northern comprehensive with a D on you're head. This was a prelude to getting the shit kicked out of you at break time then arse fucked by the 5th years, sports master and janitor in turn. Explains your obvious low intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thick fucking wanker. I bet you sat in the corner of the class of your grotty northern comprehensive with a D on you're head. This was a prelude to getting the shit kicked out of you at break time then arse fucked by the 5th years, sports master and janitor in turn. Explains your obvious low intellect. I went to public school actually....and was a bully which was great fun........Are you a midget ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: I went to public school actually....and was a bully which was great fun........Are you a midget ! lol. Prove it or it never happened. Until then you're the class thicky Thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I went to public school actually....and was a bully which was great fun........Are you a midget ! lol. You? A bully? You’ve got to be fucking joking. The only way this could ever happen is if you were 15 and attending an infant school, and even then you’d take a few hidings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You? A bully? You’ve got to be fucking joking. The only way this could ever happen is if you were 15 and attending an infant school, and even then you’d take a few hidings. What does ‘sprezzatura’ mean to you, ape? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: ...i wear chinos... Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Oh dear Red,yellow turquoise as well as conventional colours.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Red,yellow turquoise as well as conventional colours.. lol. You would not be allowed into my darts team because you dress like a gay Timmy Mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would not be allowed into my darts team because you dress like a gay Timmy Mallet. Darts 🎯 is for working class people.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Golf shoes are not allowed in the clubhouse nor are transgender training shoes, transvestite sandals or fucking flip-flops.. Do you wear a training bra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: What does ‘sprezzatura’ mean to you, ape? Designer clothes for gangling freaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates. Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA. Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender). i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers. Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt. Fuck off. I get my dresses from Lagertop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh dear I have to say Roops that your recent change in attitude, to more of a 'punter' than an admin, demolishing cunts like MC without even breaking sweat, has given me the 'orn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I have to say Roops that your recent change in attitude, to more of a 'punter' than an admin, demolishing cunts like MC without even breaking sweat, has given me the 'orn. Get to the shower now then you filthy cretin and deal with your angry inch in your customary way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I get my dresses from Lagertop. Do your dresses have shoulder pads which turn 180 degrees, to cover your hairy pits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do your dresses have shoulder pads which turn 180 degrees, to cover your hairy pits? Like I've suggested before wolf, you'd happily see your spunk matted into said hairy pits or other heavily forested part of this heshe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Get to the shower now then you filthy cretin and deal with your angry inch in your customary way Been there, done that. Does bleach clear congealed spunk from waste pipes? Got a blockage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Been there, done that. Does bleach clear congealed spunk from waste pipes? Got a blockage. Couldn't tell you, I quite frapping in shower at 16. Warm piss might shift it, ask punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Slippers said: Do you wear a training bra? No. Do you wear a strap-on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I get my dresses from Lagertop. Size 48 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I have to say Roops that your recent change in attitude, to more of a 'punter' than an admin, demolishing cunts like MC without even breaking sweat, has given me the 'orn. Yes, it is rather refreshing. Not before time either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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