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Dave "I'm a Cunt" Courtney


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On 10/10/2022 at 22:22, King Billy said:

Steve doesn’t really exist though does he?

Hello there, twat in the hat. Are you doing a Jamiroquia impression or is there something wrong with your head (besides the obvious) ? 🤔🤔

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve just seen Carol Decker on a quiz programme. I’d definitely still fuck her.

Maybe then, not so much now. I'm sure she'd say the same about me. (Well, definitely the second part.)

Her daughter reminds me of someone - I think it might be Crystal Tipps.

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28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Maybe then, not so much now. I'm sure she'd say the same about me. (Well, definitely the second part.)

Her daughter reminds me of someone - I think it might be Crystal Tipps.

carol-decker-daughter-2094133.webp?r=1570274223354

I think the quiz show might have been 10 or so years old.  The daughter reminds me of someone too. I’m thinking 80s brat packer, but not a prominent one.

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1 hour ago, and said:

I hear he paints houses (well, his own, at any rate)

R.I.P. Dave

I met Dave a few times when I used to drink in The Blind Beggar back in my trading days. 

Boxing Day 2007, Norwich vs Charlton was on the box and I was trying to enjoy the game in peace with a pie and a pint. Next thing you know Dave's jumped up to his full height of 5'3, giving it large over a dodgy offside decision. Ordinarily I would be able to tolerate a man showing a bit of passion for his team, but he was with some black sort and it instantly gave me the needle. Needless to say after a quiet word he didn't make a sound for the rest of the game and quietly left after shaking my hand at the final whistle.

What I'm trying to say is that the man had respect but absolutely no fucking bottle, and we've got harder librarians up in Norfolk than most of the "diamond geezers" you cockney fucking wankers wax lyrical about.

Now fuck off, before I come down there and show you how it's fucking done.

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17 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

The fiddler requests they both be washed and sent to my room. Clingfilm, laxative and broad-mindedness will be on the menu.

It's a bird... it's a plane... it's Spunky in a phone box transforming himself into Captain Coprophilia! Perhaps Roops can knit you a brown 'scat-hero' costume if you ask nicely. Fuck off you disgusting cunt.

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15 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Now now Mr. Cialis, there's no need for all the hostility. When is your significant other next having a few bottles of pinot noir? You should be able to get your leg over then (assuming the pills are working).

Boring. I wish the fiddler would make me laugh. Can you say something funny which isn't sex, piss, shit or spunk-related? 

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30 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Here's a doozy for ya.

How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't fucking matter, there's no leccy in Gaza. LOL Lol lol

Lolololol.

Brilliant. I almost spat my tea out laughing, Dick. Here's another, right back at'chya:

How many lightbulbs can you fit up The Fiddler's arsehole?

None – there's already two dozen up there!! LOL Lol lol.

Lolololol.

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

I met Dave a few times when I used to drink in The Blind Beggar back in my trading days. 

Boxing Day 2007, Norwich vs Charlton was on the box and I was trying to enjoy the game in peace with a pie and a pint. Next thing you know Dave's jumped up to his full height of 5'3, giving it large over a dodgy offside decision. Ordinarily I would be able to tolerate a man showing a bit of passion for his team, but he was with some black sort and it instantly gave me the needle. Needless to say after a quiet word he didn't make a sound for the rest of the game and quietly left after shaking my hand at the final whistle.

What I'm trying to say is that the man had respect but absolutely no fucking bottle, and we've got harder librarians up in Norfolk than most of the "diamond geezers" you cockney fucking wankers wax lyrical about.

Now fuck off, before I come down there and show you how it's fucking done.

The Blind Beggar, Boxing Day 2007…

 

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9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When cunts like him top themselves, it’s usually because they’re about to be outed as a shit fairy. 
 Expect some revelations in the coming weeks. 

I do wonder if he killed himself in a Jeffrey Epstein way? It's a bit like the war in Gaza or blacks knifing each other,either way I couldn't give a cows cunt.

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